Sail on Silver Girl

[fucklinski]

[myuniverse137]

Yes yes yes

[helluva-pilot]

luke skywalker: hands kylo an entire thesis about how anakin denounced the dark side at the end

kylo: 

[cilly-murphy]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

if you didn’t watch 30 rock you missed a wild ride 

[babil6]

[straightandtothepoint]

friend: they're flirting with you

me: no they're not..

friend: they really are how do you not see this?

me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.

[bartonfinks-deactivated20180112]

[gifson-net]

[pleatedjeans]

[deliciousmeatloaf]

When you go to a friend's house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

[straightandtothepoint]

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits. 

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

[straightandtothepoint]

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[armadillorollup]

*passive aggressive Australian voice* listen…mate 

[seapunksundog]

people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag

[orlarry]

when you make a joke and your parents turn it into a serious conversation

[back-that-sass-up]

“But your honor, she’s a GEMINI”

“Case fucking dismissed get that two faced bitch out my courtroom”