"The world is quiet here"

|-/ My name's Danny, and this is just a blog about everything. Humor, politics, some fandom stuff. I'm really not super picky, take a look around and you'll see what I mean :) Oh and my ask box is always open for anyone wanting to talk about stuff, as long as it doesn't have to do with money or sex tips, cuz I'm just gonna tell you now, I know jack shit about those subjects. PS links to my ask box, instagram, and soundcloud are in that menu thing at the top of my blog

[elisamaza]

wait the nike logo was put on non-nike shoes??? the shoes lil nas x is advertising?? and he’s just totally chill about nike suing? LMAO

[elisamaza]

UNAUTHORIZED SATAN SHOE I’M DYING

[f1rstperson]

Full offense to anyone who finds this deeply offensive, i think it’s the funniest fucking thing on every level and i’m losing my shit about it

[headspace-hotel]

“Unauthorized Satan Shoe” is the funniest phrase I have ever fucking seen in my entire life

[elderbwrry]

The “apology” he posted on his youtube channel just links to his song again

[headspace-hotel]

it’s the roaring 20s no kings no gods no masters just us, Dolly Parton, the Ever Given blocking 12% of global maritime trade, and Lil Nas X in Unauthorized Satan Shoes sliding down a stripper pole to hell

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

[politijohn]

Not sure who knows this already but 6 months ago, Denver started having mental health professionals respond to mental health incidents instead of police. Some early data:

0 arrests were made among 748 incidents

41% of people were taken to a shelter or hospital

0 incidents were violent

6x a day, police were freed up to work on more serious criminal activity

“Defund the police” materializes through progressive steps like this. We need to pressure more law enforcement agencies to follow suit.

[lesbiansandpuns]

Source, for those interested!

[moonenjoyer]

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

[queenofthearos]

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

[mxnwtch]

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

[gleefully-macabre]

I only made it halfway through.

[impastawater]

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[mentallyrecovering]

Stolen from Facebook but I love this

[bouncyirwin]

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

to myself,

i am trying to love you more

[serobellatonin]

on God bitch we gon be alright

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

idk why but this made me feel a lot better

[tobbycat]

[weemstar]

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

[fefbutts-archive]

what do we do with this information

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[acreaturecalledgreed]

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

[falliblefabrial]

What is the most important step a man can take?

The next.

[inklesspen]

[babblingfishes]

I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to “redeem” bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.

This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people you’ve hurt still won’t forgive you, and you’ll have to accept that. And that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to grow. Because we aren’t just “pure” or “sinful”, we’re complex.

[ashby-santoso]

This. Somebody who did bad things can absolutely do the work and grow as a person… and ALSO the people they hurt previously are not obliged to forgive them or to agree to be around them. Both those things can be true

[diver-up]

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

[the-last-girl-scout]

Conservative Facebook is having a normal one

[the-last-girl-scout]

BLM mercenaries to be unleashed soon, girls

[aislingeach88]

[itsforexposure]

[ulibeanzz]

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

[ulibeanzz]

[ulibeanzz]

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[yusaofthedawn]

Look at what you did, you gave a dog an existential crisis 

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

THE LONG, FORLORN STARE OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE WATER IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE “HELP” SENT ME