heterosexual dennis

men loving women <3

[straightdennis]

dennis reynolds kisses women

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[straightdennis]

I miss u can u return heterosexual dennis believer . Please.

Season 18... I still believe.

[straightdennis]

i had an ask sitting in my askbox of someone saying they supported me and never once doubted that dennis was straight and it got deleted without warning... HETEROPHOBIC TUMBLR!!!

[straightdennis]

GAY PEIOPLE

AAAAAA don t jumpscare me

[macden]

Dennis, you keep banging dudes.

[misanderistlesbian]

@straightdennis what do you have to say about this?

[straightdennis]

classic example of internalized heterophobia which the gay audience refuses to understand... he's signalling his "queerness" to feel safe. not like you people would even understand that 🙄

[straightdennis]

thoughts on the cross on dennis's nightstand in the new ep?

well it's actually an inverted penis which in the wicca tradition symbolizes heterosexuality..

[straightdennis]

straightdennis, I must ask - what do you make of Mac’s revelation that he and Dennis pal around in the bedroom platonically?

Yes its normal for two men to wrestle. It's not sexual. It's not.

[straightdennis]

Two men entwined only the walls that house us and the passage of time... sounds pretty gay to me, but you tell me straightdennis

Well in fact their bodies aren't entwining so actually this is straight. Also this episode was great in general – I think RCG have listened to the #StraightFans of the show and they portrayed Dennis' struggle to be seen as straight really beautifully with his breakdown at the end... I felt that <3

[straightdennis]

how we feeling after this episode, straight dennis?

I'm feeling really great! It's been a while since they actually gave Dennis a love interest other than Mac ( >:P ) so even though it didn't work out between Tammy and Dennis I think it was a nice straight episode.

[straightdennis]

How are you feeling about that leak, straightdennis?

Finally Dennis says he's straight and looks like he really meant it! I'm so happy right now although I have a sneaking suspicion they'll make him take it back by the end of the episode :/

[straightdennis]

Was 'Mac and Dennis become EMTs' a win for Straight Dennis?

yes! dennis and that woman had a lot of chemistry. and it was great confirmation that nothing's going on between him and mac

[straightdennis]

do you think charlie knows dennis is straight

i think charlie has an idea, yes. mac doesn't because he's so obsessed with being gay and kissing dennis on the mouth which dennis doesn't like at ALL

[straightdennis]

if dennis is straight then why was he looking at country mac with unbridled lust in his eyes

it was very bridled.

[straightdennis]

what do you think about everyone calling dennis a beautiful bisexual barista? follow up question do you think he looked "cunty" while making lattes?

i think he looked like a sweet gentle man and not homosexual at all :D and besides all baristas have tattoos which dennis doesn't have because he respects his body

[straightdennis]

dennis was so scared of gay sex that he ran away #straightdennislives

[straightdennis]

when are you coming back straightdennis...

*claws at lid of sarcophagus*