now that you're home, i don't have to be alone

mea - she/it - 23 - icon by @MAIMEDWOLF !!

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[paparoach]

MESSAGE TO ALL BUTCHES.

PLEASE SURVIVE.

[gdfgdfgggg-deactivated20160311]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[youtubethumbnails]

[memorycycle]

try getting in your house now that i put a cilinder in front of it

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[raydowi]

Lapras is such a serene and pretty Pokemon, easily one of my faves 💙

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[planeposting]

Which plane looks the friendliest?

AIRBUS BELUGA XL

[charl0ttan]

almost unfollowed u for the last post (i don't care abt 9/11 jokes, i just care if they're funny) but then i recognized ur username. my blade has been stilled by the regard i hold for u

ive got hoes with unwavering loyalty

[charl0ttan]

ive got hoes who forgive but wont forget

[vague-space]

bitchy cd player (2008)