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everyone who reads this will pass their classes and graduate!!! spread the word!
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she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate
the girl reading this
everyone who reads this will pass their classes and graduate!!! spread the word!
Being friends with Catholics be like
At every point in a young catholic’s life they have to consider fucking god himself
WITCHES HELP THE AMAZON!
Here is a little spell I made to help rain at The Amazon Rainforest!
🔮🌧️🌊💦🌦️💧🔜🇧🇷🌱🔮
like to charge, reblog to cast
Emojis are the new language of the witches
Flight speed - Haste - Double Move - Dash...
But still not fast enough to catch that red dot.
He will only catch it when he realizes the real red dot were the friends he made along the way...
If you vote in the DnD Beyond Presidential election you get a bunch of fun Sam/Liam presidential stickers and election wallpapers
So you can bet all my digital characters have little “Liam” badges next to their pictures now :P
I almost forgot to vote. Remember y’all your vote is important! Also remember to register to vote in your state if you haven’t for real elections cause like it’s arguably more important than this but by a narrow margin. Also I’m aware this post reads like telling your mom a joke and she turns it into a lecture but
If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY
College was the first time I cried in math class, I was laughing so hard at how much of an idiot I am
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous
How the fudge did y’all find a picture of me?!
A few joking D&D achievements.
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Forgot these two.
More fake achievements.
Yet more fake achievements.
More!
So… I heard people wanted more of these?
I somehow managed to royally screw up the text, but hopefully these still come in handy.
Hey quick question how the hell did this get 60,000 notes
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
So informative, Rick, the guy who wrote the article, really knows a lot about language!
Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????
*me handing out a papers* I’m gonna need you all to write a detailed essay of min 45 pages describing exactly how you perceive me and why plus an oral presentation with appropriate soundtrack.
Throw in a numerical ranking system with written justification just to be safe.
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
invader zim filmed this
Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier
The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME
he lived with a man for a good decade so
newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on
my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao
wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on
Nothing is gayer then STEM fields pass it on
A To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before parody called To All the Books I’ve Loved Before
The plot is someone releases all the fangirl comments I have ever made about an author and now I’m banned from going to meet and greets.
Take him to jail, sheriff
Innocent until proven guilty! What’s his crime? Pray tell. 🤨🧐
“Death by cuteness” as witnesses described it.
He has been outfoxing authorities for months
I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.
peruse my quotes, if u want
So I recently got a wealth of new quotes to add to the list, thanks to @gayotic-stupid ! DISCLAIMER: Very few of these are from tumblr shit posts. Like my previous reblog, some of these are just cool quotes you can use in your writing or your dnd campaign. Reblog away!
“I’ll do whatever you want" “Then Perish”
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies
Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
God wishes he were me
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
“I know you’ve all heard talk of being the emperor’s chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. You’re farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.
My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.
No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.
You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature
You cant shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.
No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.
Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so it’s a good thing we brought matches.
It’s not my job to pry, it’s the government’s.
And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99
Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
The answer to dispair is action
EDIT: “you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you” because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it
okay but how could you all forget:
“Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”
A gem from the Dnd campaign I’m running. Our cleric and monk were having a meeting to strategize, drunk in the back of their car, when a Gaurd decided to interrupt our city cleric (Radio) responded...
Our monk was shocked, to say the least.