Just a simple kettle

[straightplankton]

I FUCKING DID IT!!!

[straightplankton]

So...I'm married now haha 😀

No, that is not a joke and it's not a prank, two days ago was my wedding day which tied the knot to my now husband.

About cookie run kingdom, I am not so invested into the story anymore, and maybe it's because I started to distance myself from the fandom and more to explore myself and my life, HOWEVER! I am still deciding to return back to CROB because of the new update, and because the new cookies do remind me of my husband which is why I am returning to CROB instead of CRK even though I still follow through content of both games, CRK just...fucked me over since the 15th episode got out and I am still bitter from that. But enough of me yapping ig

ALSO! With my new status and with my hands literally scratching to make new pins, I am deciding to make some B×A pins, specifically Burningcheese (Shoutout to @burningcheese-merchant for the source or inspiration) because of the dynamic and because it brings a ton of memories about our long distance relationship.

For now, this is thw life update I wanted to give, thank you for your attention and have a nice day

[straightplankton]

THEY BOTH ARE FUCKING DEAD?! WHAT THE F-

[straightplankton]

What the fuck even is this update bruh.

We were fucking clowned badly

[seashellisinmyheart]

No, I will not elaborate.

[xmythicaldeityx]

Sooo does anyone else find the prototype from poppy playtime hot too orrrr...

[roxanneslosteyes]

If I had a nickel everytime I saw a jester design character during this year, I would have two nickels which it isn't alot but it's funny how it happened twice

Minor spoilers for Poppy playtime chapter 5

it's crazy how the tomodachi life: living the dream direct was three weeks ago and it gave us Hugh Morris and now we got the prototype design being a jester three weeks later.

[offbeathiccups-deactivated]

major ppt ch5 spoilers

you could put almost any jester character in front of me and i’ll fall in love with them instantly

this man is no exception

[widow-dreams-tales]

Oh cool Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 is out I wonder if we get to see Prototype-

[Poppy Chapter 5 Spoilers Below]

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(.///.)

[burningcheese-merchant]

Saw this post, immediately fell for the ship propaganda, proceeded to start having an internal crisis because "what about CaraChoco though 💔💔💔" (I am a huge, long-time CaraChoco shipper)

Was just going to enjoy the 2 ships separately, but then... the gears continued to turn... And so...... I present to you all........... CaraChocoMold

(absolutely atrocious ship name but it's all I have for now RIP)

[straightplankton]

Can I

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Can I make this a pin?

[straightplankton]

Ignore the upside down Earl gray-

FUCKING FINALLY I DID THAT BUTTON PIN 😭 (The drawing belongs to @burningcheese-merchant, because I adore that au, deciding to make it into a pin to carry it around)

[amilyex0]

My new goal is to get all of you to fall for my propaganda about this ship

I call it DarkMold

[straightplankton]

Finally...

I raw-dogged that gacha for a fuck ton of times, just to get this view

FINALLY THE BEHEMOTH IS IN MY KINGDOM 😭😭😭😭

[straightplankton]

Well, 110k and 73 pulls, and a dream, all of that will be spent on the new epic, and IDFC if it's usable or not in the arena

I WILL HAVE THIS HULK INTO MY ACCOUNT

[straightplankton]

This is some bull-

[straightplankton]

So a thought from the last update:The latin scripture that DE told the beast before her using baking magic? Vita non caelitus donata. Ego scripsi

It means: Life is not given from heaven, I created(wrote)it.

Does that mean that she still remembers the night of the witches or in fact wanted to use baking magic to ultimately put an end to cookiekind? And in the end Millennial Tree using his relationship phrase with DE:

"Amusing little plans this cookie has"

TELL ME I'M NOT DELUSIONAL IN MY THOUGHTS! I have a feeling that she will go rampant just like Longan but will be defeated by the power of armour plot and friendship, the beasts will go bitter and will be trapped again.

And returning to the latin phrase again, it has a double meaning, she created the ultimate cookie, somewhat mocking the witches and their initial purpose of baking cookies, but also that has a meaning of re-writing your own destiny, and that shows in the fact of DE changing her form with the help of the baking magic.

There is just only 4 days before the stream and the reveal of DE and the update itself, but the sudden usage of LATIN was a bit surprising, and puts me on my toes to expect what will happen in the next update

[burningcheese-merchant]

MysticCacao being the ones to dogwalk the Animatronic of Deceit is absolutely hysterical to me

[straightplankton]

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT HOW TO BEAT THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS DOLL?!