what would we do if i was there with u lol

READ B4 SUBMITTING open letter to all the white boys: you are quite entertaining in your ridiculousness, but you gotta learn the subjunctive if you want to make a proper romantic gesture. it's "if i were there with u." thanks for joining us. GRAMMAR RULES ASIDE, WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO READ THIS

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Three straight boys walk into a bar. Haha and then what ;)

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Can I submit??

Yes

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teacher: why dont u answer # 7 for us jimbo

white boy: then what? ;)

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He asked why I was so stressed with work…

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Just wanted to ask about his summer.

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(in German): “you like photos? Me too,especially photos of your tits”

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I'm a gay twink and I get shit like this all the time from creeps on grindr. Would you accept any of my submissions?

this is a great question and the answer is no for a lot of reasons that i think everyone who submits to us doesn’t realize:

as a straight white boy text blog, we do not want texts from people who are not straight white boys, and gay boys are not straight boys

when people message you sex stuff on sex apps they’re doing it because that’s a sex app for sex and therefore it is not funny that they are using it to send you sex messages

there aren’t actually a lot of reasons, it’s just those ones. thank you for checking, though! i hope you have a nice day 

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THAT'S NOT OUR BLOG OH MY GAWD PLEASE IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEND BAD SUBMISSIONS AT LEAST SEND THEM TO THE RIGHT PLACE

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