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@strangeandoffputting
shanshu:
‘ i remember you being harder to scare. ‘
❥ for @strangeandoffputting
“Yeah? Well you didn’t see what that thing did to her. Heh, right. Guess the gore doesn’t really faze a guy like you. If you’re not gonna help can you at least pretend to care?”
THE 👏 FACT 👏 THAT 👏THERE 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 STIGMA 👏 ON 👏 FEMALE 👏 AND 👏 OC 👏 MUSES 👏 WHO 👏 LIKE 👏 SHIPPING 👏 WHEN 👏 99% 👏 OF 👏 CANON 👏 MALE 👏 MUSES 👏 ONLY 👏 WRITE 👏 SHIPS 👏 AND 👏 SMUT 👏 IS 👏 BULLSHIT
OC & CANON FEMALES, I SEE YOU & I LOVE YOU!
shhhh like this for a one liner from the slayerfest 98 gv.
[010/100] Buffy the Vampire Slayer scenes → 2.08 “The Dark Age”
thatslayer:
@strangeandoffputting liked for a group verse one-liner ; accepting
“Yeah, I’m trying this new thing where I don’t patrol with Ordinary Guy.”
"Hey, if we gave you a raise do you think you could be a little more condescending?” he grouses as he follows Faith in spite of her protests. Who does she think she is? A superhero or something? “I’ll have you know I’m invaluable in the field. Oh yeah, I’m stealth guy! Evil doers won’t even know what hit ‘em.” as he turns around just in time to whack his head on a low tree branch and collapse onto the sidewalk.
“ … Date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school, and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know. I wanna do girly stuff. “
It can’t be all apocalypse, all the time. So, what was life like on an average day in Sunnydale, California? This alternate season three diverges from canon after Revelations and follows the day-to-day lives of the mostly teenaged superheroes trying to balance the horrors of high school with the slightly less horrific Hellmouth. Shopping, dating, partying, homework and the occasional big, brewin’ evil!
Admin Notes: This is not a big-plot verse. We have too many of those, this is a just-for-fun verse with no real direction. There will be events, plot drops and big bads but we strive to be a stress-free verse! The one big change in season three plot will be that Wesley, not Gwendolyn Post, arrived in Revelations to take over as Faith’s watcher. We actively encourage use of NPCs like Principal Snyder, Joyce Summers, Willy the Snitch, Scott Hope, Mayor Wilkins, Mr. Trick, random vampires and demons.
Rules: Absolutely zero drama/don’t be a dick. Track the tag ( slayerfest98 ). Be at least somewhat active – somewhat, for us, is two IC posts per month, per character. We might diverge but this is still a canon verse, so please contact either @slayalive or @thatslayer before any big, divergent or OOC plots.
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Was mostly joking about a season three group verse, but I kind of want the thing to be honest. Finding a whole scooby gang might be hard. Anyone know a good Willow?
If you want Xander you have Xander.
idk how to get back into the rpc but I mean like this for some Xander shaped things?
#mood
thatslayer:
“Wait… wait a minute, you’re not seriously askin’ me to walk you home?” that frickin’ girl. She’s nine-thousand percent sure this is why he never gets laid and almost wants to kick herself for breaking his losing streak that one time. Almost. Faith reaches up to gently press the pad of her ring finger between her eyes, let’s them pinch shut and sighs, “Whatever. Come on, Wolverine. Let’s get you home.” and she pushes herself up to her feet, feeling the itch for some nicotine. Later. She walks by Xander, assuming he’ll follow, “You know what your problem is, Harris?”
Yeah, he’s a wuss. He doesn’t own it but he knows it at least. Xander pushes his hands deep into his pockets, slouches his shoulders and follows after Faith with a little, mirthless smile, “No. But I got a feeling you’re about to tell me.”
END SCENE
GIF MEME ☆ anonymous asked: faith lehane + 05. bruised and battered ☆
thatslayer:
See, now that clearly tickles the shit out of Faith and she reacts with an audible snort. Half a grin, letting her chin rest on her balled-up fist, elbow on her knee, “I mean, I could but why bother when I’m gettin’ maximum effect with minimal effort, here?”
“Ya know, I’m glad I never harbored the delusion that you were nicer than this or this’d be a real let down.” he sighs as he stands up. Woe is Xander. It is for shame. He drops his poor sammich in a trash can and dusts off his hands, “I know this to be a less-than-ideal time to ask, what with me just insulting you and all but... Well, there are werewolves and. I mean, if it’s on your way.”
thatslayer:
“It was a chick, Genius.” she watches him work, fucking off a few feet to sit on the edge of a bottom step on the campus stoop. Sunnydale High looming in the background like a wide-awake nightmare. At least it’s peaceful, this time of night, “I’m just sayin’. Maybe your life’d suck less if you weren’t such a damsel, you know?”
“Seriously?” ahhhh, bitchiness. The last refuge of the guy who knows your insult was dead on the money. He’s still crouching but he throws in the towel by tossing the last lettuce leaf on top of his smushed sandwich, just sitting there on the pavement like a metaphor for his life, “I’m even getting my ass handed to me by lady werewolves? And, could you gloat a little more? I’m sure this is hilarious to you but it’s my life we’re talking about.”
uncharted sentence starters
❝ if you’re done lying to me, then you should stop lying to yourself. ❞ ❝ it’s not going to be easy, you know. ❞ ❝ well, it sounds like you’re working for a nutcase. ❞ ❝ make sure that you’re safe. ❞ ❝ look, i wanted to tell you! i wanted to! but how could i? ❞ ❝ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry for what happened to you. ❞ ❝ i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ❞ ❝ wait, wait, wait. something about this feels kinda hinky. ❞ ❝ what a warm and homey place, huh? ❞ ❝ i’m willing to forgive and forget. for old time’s sake. ❞ ❝ looks like he was killed. ripped to shreds actually. ❞ ❝ these guys have been tailing me for weeks. thought i lost them. ❞ ❝ should i be flattered, or worried? ❞ ❝ so with our luck, what’s the odds this volcano is going to erupt on us? ❞ ❝ i hope i don’t go to hell for this. ❞ ❝ i can handle this. i’m tough. i grew up with nuns. ❞ ❝ fair warning, last person who betrayed me wound up dead. ❞ ❝ you told me you’d say out of trouble. ❞ ❝ how do i know you’re real? ❞ ❝ don’t ever point a gun at me again. ❞ ❝ make sure that you’re safe. ❞ ❝ i have made a lot of mistakes. a lot. i’m not a perfect man. ❞ ❝ i had a lousy father. lousy childhood. ❞ ❝ sounds terrible. check his wallet. ❞ ❝ let’s not forget who walked out on whom. you don’t get to be jealous. ❞ ❝ progress demands sacrafice. ❞ ❝ shut up. i really thought you were gone this time. ❞ ❝ i can’t leave you alone for one minute, can i? ❞ ❝ on a scale of 1-10, how scared were you that i was gonna die? ❞ ❝ i can’t walk away. i’m tired of walking away. ❞ ❝ even an enemy must be fed and sheltered. are you my enemy? ❞ ❝ we can still stop him. i can help you. ❞ ❝ gotta say, you have a real knack for breaking things. ❞ ❝ do as i say not as i do. ❞ ❝ looks like hell spit you back out. ❞ ❝ what’s your story, anyway? ❞ ❝ i don’t take big risks without a good payday. ❞ ❝ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ❞ ❝ you can’t reform the villain and save the day. it’s just not done like that. ❞ ❝ sorry, i just need to get my head back in the game. ❞ ❝ this isn’t our fight. it’s my fight. ❞ ❝ i won’t let them hurt you. ❞ ❝ skip the mind games. you don’t know me. ❞ ❝ no offense, but your ancestor was a right asshole. ❞ ❝ you’re unusually quiet. what’s up your bum? ❞ ❝ that was my last cigarette. ❞ ❝ okay, well, why don’t you just walk away? ❞ ❝ why this obsession? i’m just worried. ❞ ❝ i can’t…i can’t breathe…i just…can’t breathe… ❞ ❝ don’t touch me. get away from me. ❞ ❝ if you let these bastards win - after this - i will never forgive you. ❞ ❝ you’ve got your pride all tangled up in this thing. it’s making you reckless. ❞ ❝ any trouble you shoot first and ask questions later. ❞ ❝ dangerous to be out so late. ❞ ❝ easy now. look at me. ❞ ❝ my leg! don’t touch it! i know it’s broken! ❞ ❝ are you going to join me, darling? ❞ ❝ this is my gig. you want your share, you play by my rules. ❞ ❝ we don’t get to choose how we start in life. real greatness? it’s what you do with the hand you’re dealt. ❞ ❝ i always felt that we were destined for something great. ❞ ❝ you should relax. you’ll live longer. ❞ ❝ i taught you better than that. ❞ ❝ so that’s a no? felt like a no. ❞ ❝ quit acting like you’re gonna lie down and die, all right? ❞ ❝ i have a spare bed. ❞ ❝ is there no bottom for your ignorance? ❞ ❝ even cornered dogs bite back. ❞ ❝ that one is my favourite. it makes your eyes twinkle. ❞ ❝ admit it. you’re gonna miss this ass. ❞ ❝ you think i’m a monster, but you’re no different from me. ❞ ❝ how many people have you killed? how many? ❞ ❝ you will not stand in the way of destiny. ❞ ❝ you stick with me, i’ll teach you a few things. ❞ ❝ well, if you’d like, i can tell you where to stick it. ❞ ❝ face it, genius, you’ve been played. ❞ ❝ yeah, keep smiling, asshole. ❞ ❝ i got nothing to prove. ❞ ❝ don’t hand it to me. i’ve had everything handed to me ❞ ❝ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❞ ❝ you stick your neck out, you’re asking to lose your head. ❞ ❝ oh, and now you’re blushing. ❞ ❝ just so you know, it’s not my first lost city. ❞ ❝ are you always this clever? ❞ ❝ i was trying to rescue you, as a matter of fact. ❞ ❝ you know, at this point, i’ve run out of words. ❞ ❝ what do you say we really ruin this guy’s day? ❞ ❝ whether you die or not, i don’t really care. ❞ ❝ i thought you…i saw you get shot. ❞ ❝ it’s like a camera. you just…point and shoot, right? ❞ ❝ god, who’s being unprofessional now? ❞ ❝ i always knew you were gonna make something of yourself one day. ❞ ❝ let’s just pretend i skipped all of sunday school. ❞ ❝ oh no you didn’t do that. that’s not funny! ❞ ❝ save the world, triumph over evil. ❞ ❝ are you trying to kill me? ❞ ❝ know what i love about partying with a bunch of crooks? nobody cares that you smoke indoors. ❞ ❝ you gave me a goddamn heartattack. ❞ ❝ i’ll die a thousand deaths before i let you win. ❞ ❝ i didn’t tell you because i was afraid…of losing you. ❞ ❝ what ever happened to just living a normal life? ❞ ❝ even if you think you’re protecting me, you don’t have a right to shut me out like that. ❞ ❝ i mean… thanks for saving me. ❞ ❝ en garde, dickhead. ❞ ❝ i love you. ❞ ❝ come on! we can get out of here together. ❞ ❝ everything i touch turns to shit. ❞ ❝ how did you find me anyway? ❞ ❝ i’ve got my eye on you. ❞ ❝ you were going to sell me out, weren’t you? ❞ ❝ love to know what you’re thinking. ❞ ❝ well, well, well. get it? ‘cause you know, it’s a well. ❞ ❝ it’s a shame we’re leaving empty handed though. ❞ ❝ okay…yeah…how do i look? ❞ ❝ thank me after we get out of this alive. ❞ ❝ you’re lucky that i found you when i did. ❞ ❝ they’re just saying that because it gets to you. ❞ ❝ look, if you’re into shady stuff it’s totally cool. ❞ ❝ ha. that’s my girl. ❞ ❝ i made a promise that i was done with this life. ❞ ❝ listen, sunshine, the world doesn’t care. ❞ ❝ well, that’s it. now you know everything. ❞ ❝ don’t even think about not coming back. ❞ ❝ you know, i shot the man who told me that. ❞ ❝ i thought that i’d be satisfied. instead, i’m left with this strange feeling of emptiness. ❞ ❝ as thrilling as the next adventure may be, in the end, you’re always left with that same feeling. ❞ ❝ you know, i didn’t think i could trust you either. ❞ ❝ i almost lost you once before. i just can’t do that again. ❞ ❝ don’t even think about not coming back. ❞ ❝ that’s it! no compassion! no mercy! ❞ ❝ sentimentality in this line of work will get you killed. ❞ ❝ i need your help…and you need mine. ❞ ❝ i kept your tears in a jar. ❞ ❝ i expected you to have my back. ❞ ❝ tell you what. when i get back, pizza’s on me. ❞ ❝ death. it smelled like death. ❞ ❝ so they have beaten you, eh? your quest’s over? ❞ ❝ you listen to your mum, okay? ❞ ❝ trust me - your ego will mend. ❞ ❝ i hope i live to regret this. ❞ ❝ these men were all shot. ❞ ❝ be a lot easier just to let go. ❞ ❝ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ❞ ❝ seems like i am always saving your ass. ❞ ❝ i never asked for any of your bloody heroics. ❞ ❝ the guys in prison used to say, ‘you can steal to eat or you can steal to get rich.’ i say, why not both? ❞ ❝ you were never a chocolate and flower kinda girl. ❞ ❝ i don’t have your luck. people like me know when to walk away from the table. ❞ ❝ appreciate the update, captain obvious. ❞ ❝ you made your choice. ❞ ❝ don’t tell me you’re buying all into that supernatural nonsense. ❞ ❝ i couldn’t sleep last time i saw that. ❞ ❝ it’s actually nice working with a woman for a change. ❞ ❝ i’m lucky you’re on my side. ❞ ❝ do you really think all this really could be true? ❞ ❝ you know, it’s kind of romantic down here. ❞ ❝ just wish i’d brought something to read. ❞ ❝ you can relax. we’re safe here. ❞ ❝ i am surrounded by traitors and fools. ❞ ❝ just don’t get us killed. ❞ ❝ what are you shaking for? ❞ ❝ parents must be worried about you. ❞ ❝ i wonder what you’re really scared of…not bullets, or blood, or broken bones… ❞ ❝ i don’t need your bullet-ridden-corpse on my conscience. let’s go. ❞ ❝ yeah, i’m fine. oh, but - you’re bleeding. ❞ ❝ i do seem to attract the scum of the earth. ah - no offense. ❞ ❝ all this grandeur, hidden away from the world. ❞ ❝ if we don’t make it out here, i just want you to know - i hate your guts. ❞ ❝ i’ve got a bad feeling about this place. ❞ ❝ that’s my blood. that’s my blood. that’s a lot of my blood. ❞ ❝ you should play the hero more often. it suits you. ❞ ❝ eyes ahead, don’t look down. ❞ ❝ here - grab my hand. ❞ ❝ no matter what it is, you’re supposed to come to me so we can work it out together… as a team. ❞ ❝ you know nothing is ever truly destroyed. just purified and reborn. ❞ ❝ you just - totally crushed that moment. you know that, right? ❞ ❝ you’re a selfish dickhead. ❞ ❝ i do speak a little bit of ____, you know. wait, what did you say? ❞ ❝ i know you. you’re no hero. ❞ ❝ i wish you could’ve been there. ❞ ❝ hey, are you happy? ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna pass out on me or nothing, are you? ❞ ❝ look, i…um….i’m not good with the whole people thing. ❞ ❝ i’ve had worse nights, believe me. ❞ ❝ let’s find somewhere a little more private. ❞ ❝ hey, take it easy. you’ve been out for almost half an hour. ❞ ❝ to rule people, you first must sow chaos. ❞ ❝ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❞ ❝ take me with you. ❞ ❝ i’m left with this strange feeling of emptiness. ❞ ❝ anyone ever tell you, you have a funny idea of romantic? ❞ ❝ it’s nothing that years of therapy won’t fix. ❞ ❝ no. it’s my turn to walk away. ❞ ❝ nothing about our lives have been fair, but we’ve made it work. ❞ ❝ your people will beg me to save them. ❞ ❝ we’re not on a first-name basis. ❞ ❝ you know nothing about me. ❞ ❝ do tell. maybe over some drinks? ❞ ❝ we must keep to the shadows. ❞ ❝ hey, you cool? ‘cause i need you to be cool. ❞ ❝ you must be tired of these lectures. i know i’m tired of giving them. ❞ ❝ here, take this. you’ll catch a cold. ❞ ❝ is that a sin? i think that’s a sin. ❞
thatslayer:
“Right. Not that I don’t just love swoopin’ in and saving your fat ass, but you ever think about, like… learning how to do stuff? You know. Like a man, or something? No offense.”
“Hey,” Xander’s protests are deflated by the fact that he has to crouch down to pick up a sandwich that werewolf made him drop. And, yeah. Maybe it didn’t actually lay paws on him but it jump-scared him and that’s just as bad, don’tcha think? He’s plucking up each, individual lettuce, “I’ll have you know I had that guy on the ropes until he showed up and was there.”
thatslayer:
uncharted sentence starters for @strangeandoffputting | accepting “gotta say, you have a real knack for breaking things.”
"Yeah, well. In my defense,” she mumbles, spits a little blood and part of the werewolf’s ear onto the pavement then wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, “I was on my last give a crap before he jumped me.”
“And the flip side of that was an up-close-and-personal almost dying on my part. Thanks, by the way.”
Forgiveness is my middle name. Actually, it’s LaVelle and I’d appreciate it if you guarded that secret with your life.
Xander, 1.4 Teacher’s Pet. (via fuckyeahbuffy)
