Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??
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Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??
literally my entire life
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OH MY GOD!
I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage
How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:
Say “chip cob”
what the fuck is a chip cob?
*chip butty
if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that
Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?
The wrong name for a chip cob
I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is
I felt so good about how I looked today 😍 #me #selfie #cutie #cute #feelbeautiful
So is no one gonna talk about the new TPP agreement or
BREAKING: Several killed in series of attacks in Paris
11/13 4:55 PM ET — French police said at least 18 people were killed in a possible series of attacks in Paris, including a shooting at a restaurant in the city Friday night.
The shooting, reportedly at the Le Petit Cambodge restaurant in the city’s 11th district, occurred at the same time reports of an explosion at a bar near Stade de France surfaced. Another shooting erupted a few minutes later near the Bataclan club. This is a developing story.
UPDATE 5:05 PM ET — At least 26 are being reported dead by the AP.
According to the Agence France-Presse, hostages were taken at Bataclan concert hall near the restaurant where the shooting occurred. Around 60 people were said to be in the concert hall.
An explosion could be heard clearly at a bar near Stade de France during the soccer match between France and Germany.
This is a developing story.
The former secretary of labor on why the Trans-Pacific Partnership is making the world safer for global corporations – at our expense
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. Everyone needs to know about this.
The Trans-Pacific Partnership is some bad fucking news.
what is TPP?
Only a small part of TPP is actually about trade, and it will affect every aspect of your life.
TPP threatens fair use
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/08/new-leaked-tpp-puts-fair-use-risk
From tumblr to the chans to youtubers, this could affect everyone.
TPP will allow a corporation to sue a state over potential losses caused by its legislation
This won’t happen in a court of your own country, this will place an international court above your laws. Consumer rights, from food to your favourite hobby, will be fucked over mercilessly. Think it’s bad now? You haven’t seen anything.
TPP will make it easier to outsource labor in asia
From governmental contracts to code monkeys trough services, you will be competing with third-world slave labor and buying its products. Should you be able to afford it and have some free time as your working hours get closer to those of Vietnam.
AHAHAH I will still be pirating stuff anyway
No you won’t. TPP can force your ISP to monitor your activity, and fine you or even send you to jail. It will be possibile to fine you even just for copying a DVD you own to your hard drive. It’s SOPA and all that shit right back from the dead.
I don’t believe you OP, I want to read what it says!
Well too fucking bad, because it isn’t just secret, it will remain secret for four years after it’s accepted. Talk about transparency. However a small part has been leaked, you can read more here:
https://wikileaks.org/tpp-investment/WikiLeaks-TPP-Investment-Chapter/page-1.html
https://wikileaks.org/tpp-ip2/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPIsjH25GHo
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/article/tpp-trade-deal-will-be-devastating-access-affordable-medicines
https://wikileaks.org/US-Australia-isolated-in-TPP.html
https://wikileaks.org/tppa-environment-chapter.html
https://wikileaks.org/tpp-ip2/attack-on-affordable-cancer-treatments.html
https://wikileaks.org/tpp/healthcare/Analysis-Dr-Deborah-Gleeson/page-1.html
https://wikileaks.org/tpp/healthcare/Analysis-Professor-Jane-Kelsey/page-1.html
https://wikileaks.org/tpp-investment/TPP-Investment-Chapter-Analysis/page-1.html
http://keionline.org/tpp
And some articles:
http://www.sanders.senate.gov/download/the-trans-pacific-trade-tpp-agreement-must-be-defeated?inline=file
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/kill-the-dispute-settlement-language-in-the-trans-pacific-partnership/2015/02/25/ec7705a2-bd1e-11e4-b274-e5209a3bc9a9_story.html
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/07/only-two-republicans-admit-they-actually-read-secret-obama-trade-deal-both-unsupportive/
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/06/22/sessions-tpp-nascent-european-union-tpa-surrender-of-congressional-power/
https://jonrappoport.wordpress.com/2015/05/15/what-law-says-the-text-of-the-tpp-must-remain-secret/
I’m in EU, who gives a shit!
TTIP is the same shit EU-flavoured and it’s going to hurt you. It will be negotiated by that most democratic institution called the european commission, so you know you’re fucked.
WHAT YOU CAN DO
FIND YOUR REP’S CONTACT INFO
http://www.senate.gov/senators/contact/
Call the U.S. Capitol switchboard at (202) 225-3121 and ask the operator to connect you to your representative’s office. If you are unsure about your representative’s name, just give your zip code.
Use the script below to give them a call:
Hello, my name is {name} . I am from _{your town or city}_. I’m calling today about Fast Track trade authority. The Fast Track bill introduced by Rep. Camp would give away my representative’s authority to ensure we are not slammed with another dangerous trade agreement. I need to know that my representative is going to stand up for me and not give away the power to protect my interests. Stopping Fast Track and maintaining Congress’ constitutional authority over trade deals is especially important now, because President Obama wants to complete negotiations on the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) “free trade” deal this year.
Hijack ALL trending social media hastags. I said all. Make people sick of hearing you. Until they realize how awful this is.
Even if you are not in the USA:
Spread awareness, promote the hashtag, contact representatives in your national government
I don’t know about where you live, you’ll have to figure this out on your own, sorry.
Contact members of the european commission directly (you can find some contacts here http://ec.europa.eu/ , contact popular youtubers and independent news outlets
Remember in the EU it’s TTIP but it’s better to use the same hashtag
#TPP
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1 in 85 eggs are lying
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Humans share 87% of their DNA with spoons. They keep the other 13% a secret.
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If you stacked up every pancake in north america it would impress pretty much everybody.
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4 out of 5 ketchup stains wonder if you even notice.
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Knives outlive their silverware spouses by up to a decade unless married to another knife. Then they both live forever.
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~ “Progress”, 1915 editorial cartoon
Society despairs of the Modern Woman, 1915 style
History geek note: Now I’m imagining an editorial cartoon from 1615 comparing “Ye Moderne Bible Reading Woman” with the good, old-fashioned women from 1315 who didn’t insist on learning to read the bible for themselves but were content to have a learned Man of the Church interpret it for them. I’d try drawing it myself if I could draw anything other then stick figures.
The editorial cartoon from 1615 you imagine actually exists! Or at least, something a lot like it.
This is an illustration from the 1600s. First picture shows the good old days, when people carried around lances to stab people with and we actually read literature and wore spurred boots. The second picture is THE DEGENERATE PRESENT, where all these 1600s millennials wear RIBBONS and play DICE and SMOKE and DRINK STUFF FROM SNAKE FLAGONS. Damn 1600s hipsters. It was better when I was your age.
Humanity, never change.
Look! Silvermarmoset posted an editorial cartoon from the 1600s, providing more proof that no matter what century you were born into you always just missed the good old days.
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