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links (most won’t work in the mobile app, open me in your browser king)

everything in chronological order

about

summary of the story so far

inventory

tag for this au on my main

rumkin

discord server

easy fruit salad tutorial

i can just not answer certain asks for any reason.  could even store em for later.  the way things work is mysterious like that

there’s no set time i’ll be posting- some “sessions” may end up happening but i’ve got other things to do so i’ll wind up mostly just posting whenever inspiration hits.  things aren’t really in real-time around here

you can guide things, but you can’t force them.  you can lead a man to a monster but you can’t make them kiss with tongue

use your head

don’t forget the fruit!

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how we spellin it

zar

xar

zarr

xarr

other

Voting ended onMar 22

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can yuo listen to malevolent please i've never asked before

[blogname214]

Can you do one with a cat crying

Text: another fruit salad?

[strangenewneighborhood]

making another video game sorry xoxo

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Meat

Vegetable

Meat

... What, like, in that order?

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Weren’t we getting supplies for a barbecue or something

Yeah, but, like- did we even specify who'd get what?

Certainly worse stores to have this problem in.

Yeah, I guess!

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Eggs: check! What’s next?

Oh! Next is...

Uhhhhh...

... I forgot to actually make a list.

I think you were also gonna get Bone Milk

Hey- unless you've got some over there to pass to me, I'm not-

[He does, in fact, have some to pass over.]

... Okay, but that doesn't solve what else I gotta get.

What? I think it does...

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So the eggs dont get Josheld around

[There is no end to this torment]

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Maybe Joshie should hold onto the egg basket for now, so the eggs don’t get jostled around by the other things you’re going to inevitably put in the cart?

Pinkie swear not to throw 'em around or anything? ... Even if it gets, like, really tempting?

[Joshua nods and hooks his pinkie with Gordon's.]

Alright, here you go, man.

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Don’t worry, Gordon, you can pasteurize the eggs yourself at home later, so they’ll be safe for Joshua to eat! It’s pretty simple to do!

Hey- hey, Josh.

[Gordon holds an egg by one side of his face and moves it past his eyes.]

I dunno if that's the proper sign for it, but- well, there's how you say "pasteurize!"

PBBBBBBT

Hey! C'mon, legally I have to do shit like that.

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Well hey! Good thing Tommy’s in the Things That Start With B aisle!

Oh, yeah, this place got- this aisle's full of stuff! Like there's

Bread

Bananas

Banana Bread

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Oh shit Dale’s a certified Sludge Expert? Proud of you, Dale!

I am quite experienced with it.

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Are there any baskets or anything around here Gordon can put the eggs in?

Oh! Yeah, there's some right here!

Please pass one over

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Hey Tommy did you find the B yet?

Yeah, I'm in the Things That Start With B aisle! There's- they've got a lot of it here.

......................... Can I see it?

No

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Hm! Goopy!

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Well, you found the eggs, Gordon! Scoop ‘em up while they’re still fresh!

No- c'mon, there's gotta be a refrigerated section with some, y'know, actual cartons, right? I'll just go around and-

I believe the store has already decided, Gor-don.

... Alright,