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[humiliate-and-bate]

[swooshdna]

Yes Sir!

[subdrewfag-deactivated20260130]

As it should be

[men-in-motion]

[jocksidagain]

"Did I hear Ryan in the bathroom with you?"

"Huh? Oh yeah, he was, eh, shaving."

"While you had a shower?"

"Sure, why not? We're both men, babe, it's no big deal."

"If you say so. I suppose it's good that you're spending time together. It felt like you were in there for a while though."

"Yeah, he was shaving everything. You know these young gym rats. Obsessed with that Instagram aesthetic."

"Like father, like son I guess."

"Something like that."

She doesn't need to know that that young gym rat wasn't shaving at all but was rather fucking your ass in the shower. It's almost funny how close she comes to suspecting something but then stops short.

[xx-luck-xx-deactivated20260418]

Check it outttt alphagators

[scrumjock]

Retro Locker Room - ditch what you are wearing buddy and grab that jockstrap that’s hanging there!

[nickandpierre-deactivated202511]

🕜 La sieste 💤

[invids1]

“…like this, buddy…? umm what’s up, bud?”

Yeah. Just like that bud. Ya know.. for “la siesta”…haha… now…close your eyes… relax, bro….

[athleticsupporter]

I needed the work. My baseball scholarship covered tuition and books, but the rest was on me. Coach hooked me up with a job he called “perfect for a dumb jock” — not sure what he meant by that. The gig? Cup tester at a jockstrap manufacturer. Every day, I’d strap on a jock and cup, different ones each time, while engineers gauged their strength. My reaction, slow-motion cameras, and a close inspection of the cup determined its durability — after it took four baseball impacts. First at 60 mph, then 70, 80, and finally 90. By the end of each shift, I’d limp out with a bag of ice pressed to my swelling nuts. But hey, at least my wallet was swelling too.

[uw2025-deactivated20260719]

[bigmaccasserole]

[scrumjock]

Constant Adjustments

[athleticsupporter]

The constant itch was unbearable. During every break—and even while standing in the cage—I’d sneak a quick scratch at my cup-packed jockstrap. Err, I should clarify… it wasn’t my jockstrap or cup. On the way into the arena, some fan unzipped my duffle bag and swiped mine while I was distracted, posing for a picture. With no other options, I had to borrow a funky, well-worn jockstrap I found under a urinal in the locker room—clearly communal, clearly abused. Now, under the bright lights, I couldn't stop adjusting, and the fans were eating it up, laughing at my endless, desperate scratching.

[ecoamerica]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s nothing stopping you from squeezing toothpaste directly into your mouth to brush your teeth.

[daily-best-jokes]

I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it’s just a curd to me

submitted by /u/Tacobellspy [link] [comments]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Choking to death on a spoonful of Life cereal has to be the most ironic way to go (source)

[daily-best-jokes]

I asked my Pillow if it wanted a snack

It said “No, thanks I’m stuffed”

submitted by /u/Lmacca-07 [link] [comments]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If superhero movies have taught us anything, it’s that one person’s life is worth millions in property damage.

[best-shower-thoughts]

It must be awkward to be that 1 out of 10 dentists that doesn’t recommend that toothpaste (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

When you quit your job, you are in-fact firing the company from being able to make money off you. (source)