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Eating maple syrup poured over snow
(Hansel Mieth. 1938)
It's January 1st, so you know what that means... Frozen maple syrup day 🥰
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the boys™
I don't know what Goodwill is, but I will gladly raise a toast of a warm cocoa with some maple syrup to that, eh.
I will never say that again, so nobody better give me any shit for it.
What the Thunder Said
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It began the way all dangerous things do; it crept in on silent feet, tested its claws on small, unseen corners, and briefly reveled in its strength before it sought out larger prey.
It ended the way a tree falls--with a sigh, a hush, and the distant ache of uprooting your bones from the earth.
The way a tree falls--if no one is around to hear it, did it make a sound?
Winter had a way of swallowing a person whole. It stole the warmth from your bones, affected the body quite differently. Though Matthieu was quite literally built different, exhaustion had indeed set in, so much so that Matt had resorted to just sleeping it off once winter hit every year.
It had become easier to let the stifling stillness of the snow-covered mountains and firs consume him than to fight against it anymore. He'd make time to talk to Freddy, of course, but not much else needed to be done. He didn't have much in the way of a day job, but the whispers and cries of an entire nation making up one's entire being did tend to drag on one's spirit after a while. You could only take so many nature photos and write for blogs before you just hated thinking about anything but sleeping.
Somehow... Folks never suspected it would be the elder of the two of them, off his meds, sitting on a stepladder in the kitchen, wearing only his boxers, fast asleep with an open jar of peanut butter dangling from one hand and his phone from the other.
A loud noise from the front of his cabin startled Matthieu awake, making him reach for a baseball bat clothed in a single, (bright pink!) fluffy sock. Without even having much time to register what the noise could have been, he was already out of bed and halfway down the hallway- clad only in his boxers and holding the bat aloft.
"Who-Qui est là?" He called out groggily, resorting to his more comfortable tongue when his brain wasn't yet firing on all cylinders. His head swept from side to side, starting to head toward the front door to see if there had, in fact, been anyone there.
Maybe it was just Jòlie, trying to get at the Christmas tree again. Jar of peanut butter and phone already forgotten, he began to awaken further, shaking his head to try and clear it. Hair falling in his eyes as he peered out the darkened window, he noticed a car parked in his driveway, an unfamiliar one. Who could that be, at this hour? But Jòlie couldn't drive, and she certainly couldn't talk, so... Who the hell was in his house?
It was then that he noticed a duffel bag in the floor of the foyer, an oddly-shaped mass mislaying what would otherwise be a pristinely clean front entrance. That could only mean one thing- Freddy had actually made the drive and let himself in. But where did he even go...??
"Freddy? That you? Where- where you at, man?"
Above the clouds in Toronto, Canada.
c'est mon anniversaire, mais je ne suis pas fâché de boire seul….
however it sure would be fun if someone wanted to have a nice brew with me anyway.
M a t t .
WHAT? I’m sorry, I don’t sit around watching films! Did we just watch it together and I don’t remember? mon dieu. you’d think I smacked a baby or something!
“Happy Birthday, to my dear friend.
I hope your day is far more exciting than mine, and may you drink for the right reasons.”
“I might get driven to drink by my own brother, at this rate. But merci for the birthday wishes!”
c'est mon anniversaire, mais je ne suis pas fâché de boire seul….
however it sure would be fun if someone wanted to have a nice brew with me anyway.
You say “birthday”, I say “three day pregaming until the REAL event”.
But I’ll invite you along, mon frère.
Can’t let me just have this, huh? I thought we agreed we’d split it down the middle. Two days each that way, eh.
Eye decay, broseph; doesn’t sound like something I would agree to except under duress, which I think you wouldn’t admit to, eh?
And if you don’t have it signed and notarized, I’m not counting it. Kinda like National Lampoon.
Are you- are you seriously making fun of me for that again, bro? Arguing with you is no fun. Just come over and steal the use of my grill, I know you want to. (it misses you.) I don’t know what you’re talking about, this has to be some film you saw but I didn’t. Right?
It is a film, right....?
c'est mon anniversaire, mais je ne suis pas fâché de boire seul….
however it sure would be fun if someone wanted to have a nice brew with me anyway.
You say “birthday”, I say “three day pregaming until the REAL event”.
But I’ll invite you along, mon frère.
Can’t let me just have this, huh? I thought we agreed we’d split it down the middle. Two days each that way, eh.
@americanclouds please use real numbers. merci.
c'est mon anniversaire, mais je ne suis pas fâché de boire seul....
however it sure would be fun if someone wanted to have a nice brew with me anyway.
Happy Canada Day, everyone. FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH
For a rad time:
Watch the Léger surveys for the increase and decrease of those in favor of Canada being annexed by the US based on hockey scores.
@ Nova Scotia, baby we could’ve been so good together xoxo
Or you could just give me back Detroit~
Shit bro, you can have it. What's your best offer for Motorpity?
If I can have it, why do I need to offer anything?
For a rad time:
Watch the Léger surveys for the increase and decrease of those in favor of Canada being annexed by the US based on hockey scores.
@ Nova Scotia, baby we could’ve been so good together xoxo
Or you could just give me back Detroit~
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