-breakdancing gently- what’s wrong, son?

33. Ace. GNC (he/they/she/wtfe) Happily married Black N’ Mild. I make horrible puns. You’re welcome.

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[ancientforgcd]

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[iravaid]

Visit Original Link

On conservation and survival

[naamahdarling]

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

[shalpilot]

giving my girl the gridanian gulp so good the elementals turn me into a tree and or shrub

[transcribepaige]

she Gridanian Gulp on my Twin Adder til my Serpent Seals

[ffxivheritageposts]

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post [sigh]

[shalpilot]

you didnt clarify so i’m assuming that was dreamily

[elizabethrobertajones]

I am all about that gulp XD

[catchymemes]

[catoverlord]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[sweetoothgirl]

Apple Cider Pecan Shortbreads with Salted Apple Cider Caramel

[theriverbeyond]

constantly oscillating between "i need a second job so i can afford to have fun" and "i need to quit my job and lie in the dark for 16 hours a day"

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if you stand on top of mount everest you can see every problem on earth

[shishi-gamii]

only yesterday + public bathroom interior 

[graveconversations]

why does vacuum always smell like vacuum

[gunsandfireandshit]

Dust is 20-50% skin flakes, vacuums get hot and often rely on fast moving abrasive motorized brushes.

You know how most meat smells kinda the same when you sear it?

[world-beauty]

Zeta Oph: Runaway Star

Credits: NASA, JPL-Caltech, SpitzerSpace Telescope

[durbikins]

getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

[durbikins]

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Andromeda galaxy M31.