Strawberry Wizzard

33|Cishet Male|East-Coast American Can't we just try to get along on this stupid website?

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[zelene-20]

[fictionalgod]

MLP art by @onionpwder

[maimonideznuts]

I'm young enough that I shouldn't have ever used a Fax machine. I have used a Fax machine a lot in my government jobs though.

Have you ever accidentally called a Fax machine on the phone before? The modem sound screaming directly into your ear hole is very unpleasant.

[strawberry-wizzard]

At my old job at the game store, the phone, fax, and credit card reader all used the same line. So you couldn't use any of them at the same time.

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[orcnumber1]

@trickyfrancis

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

[spoonoftar]

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

[the-real-gingakid]

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

[skyhon]

This reminded me of this

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[weirdtranssexual]

“the case for the ancient arab origin of the bagel”

do y’all ever get tired of lying or do you find it to be a fulfilling way to exist

[weirdtranssexual]

was not joking

[notaplaceofhonour]

please tell me the person posting it on r/jewish was making fun of it

[nerathul]

Like people have been making ring-dough for thousands of years (they're easy to carry on strings or sticks), but Ka'ak lacks two of the distinct elements of Bagels; yeast-leavening and being boiled.

[maimonideznuts]

Don't you know, if it has a hole in it then it is bagel, undeniable truth

[prismatic-bell]

People really will steal any part of Jewish culture that's not nailed down, won't they?

[strawberry-wizzard]

I mean we even stole circumcision from you guys about a century and a half ago. So yeah, I guess we do.

[ink-the-artist]

bed creature 

he arrives when you need a break

[ink-the-artist]

no worries if your neighbor is mowing their lawn early in the morning hes soundproof

[ink-the-artist]

bed beast and beyond

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[januarydivide]

@impossiblepluto 1000% agree with these tags, it’s so nice 🥹

[mariacallous]

[maimonideznuts]

Most significant American Military defeat since Vietnam.

[maimonideznuts]

Most ineffective American Military Operation since the Bay of Pigs.

[nerathul]

Got to love how this whole war has been 'Each side declare the other's complete surrender' then ignore each other for a week, and start shooting missiles again, repeating every two weeks.

[sleep--b]

i’m sure this has been done already but it’s ok

temple source

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[pyrose-the-flame]

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[zaprowsdower27]

the nineties were a wild time

[afurioushawk]

Convinced white Brits have a humiliation fetish tbh

[strawberry-wizzard]

It's why they still have a king.

[mariacallous]

[strawberry-wizzard]

His entire selling point as a politician was "I'm the only one who can keep you safe", right?

He's clearly failed at that, and he totally overestimated his ability to sway Trump, so there's no reason to keep him in office.