queen of hearts

jade | twentysomething

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[loveridden1999]

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[weirdplutoprince]

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

[kamydrawstuffs]

Shh!! Caine's in a meeting. Note: Caine yells in here!

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[fairycosmos]

😭

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[jimbusiness]

oh noo I don’t have any money to pay for the pizza, next time I’ll use rocket money to find unused subscriptions and track my spending

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[greelin]

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

[greelin]

we. We Have To