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@strawbicecream
ROUND FOUR:
1.
GoodTimesWithScar
Technoblade
GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (1)
nominated from Hermitcraft, Last Life, Create Mod Server, Third Life, Double Life, Among Us, The Crafting Dead, MCC
vs
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i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened
I feel so called out
Poor Eric
Wilford: *runs in* GUYS ERIC’S-.
Dark: gone we know.
Wilford: … well where is he?!
Mean while in Los Santos
Stan: JIMMY! COME QUICK!
Jimmy: *runs in* WHAT WHAT?!
Stan: *holds out Eric* I GOT ANOTHER SON!
Eric: *swets* uh h-hi.
Jimmy:… he’s fucking adorable.
God dammit, again!??
Eric: this a-always happens. It’s l-like everyone w-wants me to b-be their s-son.
Jimmy: really… well how many dads do you got?
Eric:… uh… how m-many days are in a m-month?
Jimmy: ???!
Eric: *is a grown man*
Everyone:
I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck
His hair?
PERFECT
His gear?
PERFECT
His jewelry?
PERFECT
His foot stance?
PERFECT
The way that he talks?
PERFECT
The way that he smiles?
PERFECT
His ending?
WACK AS FUCK
Butler Interview Notes
For those who have missed the stream
-Ben was arrested for public nudity along with Mark
-Mark and Ben met at the University
-Ben was at the University of Servitude and Mark was at the Univerity of Mastertude
-Get’s cocaine from the pharmacy
-Jumps when he says “murder”
- The Colonel owed Mark his life
-D.A and Butler knew about the wine bottle (1810 Chardonnay)
-Apparently, we’ve spoken n to the D.A
- Still mourning after a year of the incident
- In Mark’s will, Ben inherited everything
- Been a butler for 5 years
-Graduated at top class
-Was in a magazine for The Greatest Buttler to Ever Live
-Pet Groomer
-Likes to go on jogs in his spare time
-His goal is to be the best butler
-Born in1900
-The only supernatural experience was the Celine incident
-Doesn’t like the Chef
-Likes to have rootbeer and scotch when he’s feeling stress
-We (the Master) handed out a flyer
-When Mark became reclusive he didn’t let Ben touch him and that’s why he had to wear gloves
-Can’t stay in the house any longer
- “Murder” triggers him
-Cant be in a relationship due to his work
-There’s a butler bar
- “I’m one hell of a butler”
- Worst experience is the death of Mark
- Was hated on after the death
- Doesn’t understand what happened to everyone
- Hasn’t seen the detective ever since
- The detective has been hospitalized
- Never met the D.A before the party but did spoke to them afterward
- We are a stand-up person
- Mark was happy with Celine, they were very happy with each other
- Mark, Celine, Colonel, Damien grew up together as kids
- Ben was sent off when Celine cheated on Mark
- The chef goes outside a lot with the groundskeeper
- Likes striper poker?????
- Never ran into money issues
- Didn’t see the “broken mirror”
- Mark told Ben to “enjoy the party and entertain the guest”
- Best memory is June 4 when Mark asked Ben to get fireworks (even though he was a bit early but he didn’t know). Mark felt bad and gave Ben a bonus, they spent the night lighting up fireworks, just him and Mark
- Damien and Mark had secrets with each other and Ben was not allowed to talk about it
- Damien was proper and kind, always dressed up nicely, love the people and his job
- Ben favors Damien more than the chef
- Went crazy after he was accused of murdering Mark
Tell me if im missing something
@lum1natrix @markired
REALIZATION
R E A L I Z A T I O N
Damien and Celine are just Dark’s last two brain cells
alluring ; /əˈlo͝oriNG/
adjective
powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating; captivating.
i genuinely hope anyone ages 13-15 on this website (or, god forbid, younger) stays safe and keeps their private information secure and really private
please, if you’re really young on tumblr, try not to get swept up in the discourse and the tremendous amount of arguing with strangers that goes on here. i know you probably feel mature for your age but this website, like, really psychologically affects youth, and i encourage you to be cautious about your interactions with people on here
please, kiddos, stay safe
additionally, for my young, non-adult followers,
depression memes about wanting to die aren’t a healthy coping mechanism and can lead to worsening symptoms of your own mental health if overindulged in
you are not garbage. or trash. i know these terms are popular on here, but you shouldn’t be calling yourself that. you have everything you need inside of you to become your best self, even if it’s hard to see that
seriously, really don’t trust adults who want to date you. don’t trust adults who call you hot, flirt with you, ask you sexual questions, or ask you for nudes. (that last one is VERY illegal, also, please get help from a trusted non-creepy adult if this happens to you)
the opinions of complete strangers who aren’t interacting with you typically aren’t worth it. move on, use the block button. it’s not worth engaging with people who are going to make you feel awful or unsafe
take breaks from tumblr if it’s getting really stressful for you. talk to friends if you’ve got em, play a videogame or do whatever it is that can take your mind off the massive amounts of Hell on this website
recovery is good. it’s really, really good. if you’re having mental health issues, please seek out help if you can, or ask a trusted adult or friend for guidance. you are not alone. don’t let this website make you feel like you are
I started tumblr in 6th grade. Im now 20. I can back up ALL of this and wish I’d known this when i was younger bc i did myself a lot of harm online in my teen years.
Please, its not just annoying paranoid adults being overprotective or “not getting it.” please take this advice and be safe.
Above all, develop and enforce your personal boundaries and trust your gut, always. Never letting anyone (including yourself) cross them or talk you into things youre even a little uncomfortable with, or convince you your gut feeling is wrong. Thats about the best one rule you can follow even as an adult to be safe. If you won’t follow any others, just follow that one, please.
Please don’t repost my art..reblogs are okay though!
@theshysepticeye I saw your comment on one of the requests I drew, and I couldn’t ignore it. It had to be done
aphobes: and for my next trick I shall prove that aphobia does not exist by…
audience: *holds breath*
aphobes: …being aphobic.
Do u see me? I’m in the back of your mind. I’m slapping your occipital lobe like it’s bongo drums
[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e
[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac
[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti
Adhd culture is hyperfixating on mental illnesses you might have alongside ADHD and excitedly bringing up the fun facts you find out to your parents, only to be shut down because “it’s all you talk about” and “it’s not important”
this user hyperfixates
does anyone else get super irrationally jealous when people talk about your hyperfixations? like no that’s my thing; I know facts about it; I know more than you do; you don’t know what you’re talking about
