average strawberry lemonade enjoyer

Alexis | 30 | Gay Frenchman | Any pronoun is fine | Gamer | Toy collector | Man-child | I do not want to hear about you if you're racist, sexist, ableist, homo/bi/transphobic etc.

[sonichedgeblog]

At the end of the lap of Minecraft World in ‘Sonic Racing CrossWorlds’ you’ll find Cherry Blossom trees.

[strawblemon]

How do I tell these theme park workers that the z-list actor they got for the pre-ride videos tried to hit on my sister when she was only 16?

[gigimarvels]

Hauntingly Good Tea!!

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[argumate]

kind of crazy that the sun is the closest thing we have to an unholy seething vortex of magical energy, a pulsating orb that is periodically ripped by screaming flares that lash us with incredible ferocity from a hundred million miles away, and we're like mmm what a nice day! 😊

[its-kerington]

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[redstonedust]

i am fascinated by people who say they shave their legs for sensory reasons because like. im not saying i don't believe you but god i cannot relate. shaving is sensory hell. 30 minutes of running a tiny irritating blade along your skin again and again twisting and turning trying to make sure you got every spot (and very easy to accidental cut yourself and cause irritation) and then after like 4 days of smoothness you enter the stubble torment dimension where you skin becomes a cactus trying to fight itself. brother count me out i'll keep my full leg forest.

[didy414]

summerboy

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[cigardoesart]

SONIC UNLEASHED!!

[o0kawaii0o]

Big Epona enjoyer here

[o0kawaii0o]

Old art addition for funsies

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[snaffleshortcake]

me: i feel like i'm forgetting important kingdom hearts plot points lately... the humble namine:

[veryfunctional]

End of a shift

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS