Hysteria

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magician-of-red-dreams replied to your post “{ † } “The timeline where I’m still instated within the Scientific...”

But how are the class reviews?

“...Why do you want to know? Are you one of my students..?”

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TOP THREE INTELLIGENCES FOR YOUR MUSE

5 -- Logic/math:You enjoy exploring how things are related, and you like to understand how things work. You like mathematical concepts, puzzles and manipulative games. You are good at critical thinking. Here are ways to work with this intelligence in your lessons:

Arrange cartoons and other pictures in a logical sequence.

Sort, categorize, and characterize word lists.

While reading a story, stop before you've finished and predict what will happen next.

Explore the origins of words.

Play games that require critical thinking. For example, pick the one word that doesn't fit: chair, table, paper clip, sofa. Explain why it doesn't fit.

Work with scrambled sentences. Talk about what happens when the order is changed.

After finishing a story, mind map some of the main ideas and details.

Write the directions for completing a simple job like starting a car or tying a shoe.

Make outlines of what you are going to write or of the material you've already read.

Look for patterns in words. What's the relationship between heal, health, and healthier?

Look at advertisements critically. What are they using to get you to buy their product?

4.29 -- Self: You have a very good sense of self. You like to spend time by yourself and think things over. You will often take in information from another person, mull it over by yourself, and come back to that person later to discuss it. You like working on projects on your own. You often prefer to learn by trial and error. Effective techniques to enhance your learning include keeping a journal and giving yourself time to reflect on new ideas and information. More ideas:

Go on "guided imagery" tours.

Set aside time to reflect on new ideas and information.

Encourage journal writing.

Work on the computer.

Practice breathing for relaxation.

Use brainstorming methods before reading.

Listen to and read "how to" tapes and books.

Read cookbooks.

4 -- Language: You enjoy enjoy saying, hearing, and seeing words. You like telling stories. You are motivated by books, records, dramas, opportunities for writing. Effective techniques of enhancing your learning using your language intelligence include reading aloud, especially plays and poetry. Another idea is to write down reflections on what you've read. You may also enjoy exploring and developing your love of words, i.e., meanings of words, origin of words and idioms, names. Use different kinds of dictionaries. Other ideas:

Keep a journal

Use a tape recorder to tape stories and write them down

Read together, i.e., choral reading

Read a section, then explain what you've read

Read a piece with different emotional tones or viewpoints — one angry, one happy, etc.

Trade tall tales, attend story-telling events and workshops

Research your name

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{ † } “The timeline where I’m still instated within the Scientific Community is very.. Boring. Teaching hapless students the specifics and intricacies of interdimensional phenomena and the harnessing of extradimensional energies never ceases to bore.”

“My students doing exams at the end of the year are doing terribly thus far.” { † }

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unhingedsea:

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She loved new people. That was a given. So she wouldn’t miss the chance to meet and greet a new person that had come to her sea. Her lovely sea. As she just stood. Smiling.

Smiling and smiling with her crooked smile that just screamed to anyone ‘You should get the hell out now.’ It just depends how the other finds these turn of events. It was just a crooked smile, but it felt like she was holding everything sinister with that smile.

Not even saying a word, slowly moving herself forward. Closer and closer towards the other. As if those sinister actions and ideas were about to come out. She was just smiling. How could that be anything bad… Could it? Wadanohara got closer, and closer, and soon her mouth began to open. Ready to speak her mind.

   “HEY…HEY…HEY YOU…YOU LOOK REALLY COOL…COOL…COOL…”         “HEY…HEY YOU…YOU LOOK REALLY COOL…COOL…COOL…”  “DO YOU LIKE RED…YOU WEAR RED…YOU MUST LOVE RED…RIGHT?”         “LIKE RED…YOU WEAR RED…YOU MUST LOVE RED…RIGHT?”

Ah, she’s finally been noticed. Yumemi had been wondering when her eternal presence would be noticed- even in knowing that she had seen already just how long it would take. Wadanohara is right on time.. Though, hm. She’s not supposed to know that the beasts’ name is Wadanohara yet is she? Ahh... But the past reveals so much- even when the future splits and fractures. 

Either way you have it, it’s likely for the best that Yumemi act as though this is her first time meeting... Even if she met the blighted witch for the first time properly two weeks later already. Or was it two weeks earlier? Does the time she watched the creatures’ birth count as having met her? What a conundrum... One she already knows the answer to, but one nonetheless.

Yumemi curtsies towards the great red witch- politely bowing the head of her visage at their approach- perhaps encroach- towards her space. The air grows thin, the lines grow blurred- all that is and all that isn’t focuses in on the two, if briefly.

“Mmyes, yes. I absolutely love the colour red- it’s my favourite among all others you see. I do like pink and white as well, what with the correlation to red that both of those colours have... But that changes not that my favoured is by far red.” Yumemi’s mouth opens again- as if to say more- yet rather than continuing on she instead falls silent.

The crimson-head’s eyes flicker with recognition, of many sorts. Of many styles: As though looking at Wadanohara through a kaleidoscope.

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Leaves Yumemi an image of a coffee cup with 'don't believe it's lies' written all over it in desperate hand writing.

She may not necessarily be addicted to the substance anymore- but ‘phantom tastes’ are indeed a thing for this… Entity. She takes a sip of the coffee- with a cheerful little “Aaahh~..” sound.

The coffee spills through her intangible lips and soaks the bottom of her skirt.

{ † } “Fuck.”{ † }

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{ † } “I tried to drink coffee tomorrow but it just spilled all over my dress, I should remember that for next tomorrow but I have a feeling I’ll just forget and do it again.” { † }

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escape

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deceitfulupriising:

To be completely honest for once in her life, the Amanojaku wasn’t actually expecting to get what she asked for. Oh no, she had fully expected the woman to keep beating around the bush. So to have her well… actually get to the point? And she was apologizing now, too? Oh, this didn’t quite compute.

　 　 Then again, not having met this one before likely didn’t help matters either.

Oh, Seija was a schemer alright -  intelligent enough to orchestrate and pull off an entire incident! And escape punishment for it! (despite best efforts. But predictions on the other hand was another story. So, so much more the type to come up with plans the minute any obstacles got thrown at her. And despite her notoriety for escaping trouble… she’s definitely lost more of those battles than she’s actually won. 

　 　 And this entire situation just went from smelling fishy to rotten. 　 　 　 　 Egging on the other was a bad idea, wasn’t it?

　 　 “Wha-?”

Forget the redhead’s questions -  that sudden light was immediately more pressing. Bright flashy lights meant danmaku, and danmaku meant dodging. Maybe a little bit of reversing back the way it came.

　 　 Only one problem - this wasn’t danmaku.

　 　 　 　 Hell - this wasn’t even those hellish ‘impossible’ contraptions 　 　 　 　 she had to cheat her way out of! What sort of hell-based magic was this!?

Well Yumemi - hope you’re proud of yourself. That’s definitely one stasis-bound Amanojaku - posed both as if about to leap away, and with fingers ready to snap as if to reverse the situation - not that that’s going to help her any if she can’t even move.

　 　 “Thefuck is this?”

{ † } “Call it a collection, if you will. A capturing, if it pleases you. The cornering of a rat in it’s pitiful little maze if you want to be truthful to yourself- to think that an Amanojaku of all things would allow itself to be contained so easily! Personally, I was hoping for a little more trouble- what with the way your kind are spoken of in texts and legend...”

Yumemi is proud of herself, thank you very much! Since landing in Gensokyo this is the first victory she’s ever been able to properly say she’s got under her belt- nevermind the future victories she knows to be won or the future failures she knows will come: What’s now is now, and now is the time to let her ego get ahead of her in taunting and pointless displays of ‘power’ alike!

The Professor spins her remote in hand- now clearly and plain in view. Then she presses another button on its multifaceted face in order to summon to her side the backups: Those backups being a small army of weaponized drones and robots, only slightly less numerable in number than that of the amount of bullets the average danmaku card might fire...

Well, of the ones that are visible they’re less numerable anywho. Yumemi took great care to make sure that her precautions were nothing if not sound, to say the least of her.. Frankly obsessive preparations.

“Pathetic or not- you’ve done well to give me my next test subject Miss Seija Kijin. I’ve been meaning to study youkai anatomy personally for a long time now- and what better subject than some of the more notoriously devilish species, hm? Though, mayhap I could do a little better than the runt of the litter, or however it is your kind come into being.”

“Mayhap you have less disappointing brothers or sisters I might be able to capture instead? Your kind are all traitors at their core from what I know- so to throw any relatives or loves you might have under the bus surely isn’t that out of the question hm?”

“Oh... Wait, do you even feel love? Honest question~” Either way even if she can’t learn anything from Seija’s body through autopsy, at the very least she can turn in that hefty reward being offered all around Gensokyo... Wherever she’s supposed to turn that in anyways. Huh, maybe that would’ve been a good idea to look into before she went looking.  { † }

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The boons of being an entity outside of, and also inside all that is:

Complete, true immortality

Existence in all instances of time, allowing future/past sight

Ghost-like intangibility

Thirst and hunger are negated

Cheap and instantaneous travel through all planes of existence in the multiverse

No such thing as “filthy”.

No more coffee addiction!

The cons of being an entity outside of, and also inside all that is:

Ghost-like intangibility

Joy and surprise are no longer valid emotions

A vague sense of pointlessness to reality and all its denizens

Not even able to be upset because there’s an instance of Yumemi out there that’s happy

Everything fucking else

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⏱ “You... Even when time stands still- you yet haunt me. What do you want?” ⏱

How many times has she killed this damned ghost by now? Ten times? Twenty? Yet the moment she turns ‘round there it is again!  

{ † } “Honestly... So aggressive! You’re going to make me feel as though I’m unwanted~...” { † }

What is it she wanted, indeed? A good question, one answerable in time...  But what is time to the timelost?

{ † } “Step close, that I might share you your own desires, and in turn the desires of mine~” { † }

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I redid an older repeat pattern of mine to make it cuter

Enjoy some strawbs :D

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purificationin3gxps:

“Sorry for killing you off, thought you were stronger than that. Guess i’ll have to take over your blog now for you.”

{ † } “It’s alright I’ll just come back to life yesterday, in the meantime: Sounds good, Yuumegi. Here are our new horns. They’ve always been there.” { † }

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purificationin3gxps:

“Nom.”

{ † } “I’m dead now, sorry folks. Show’s over.” { † }

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{ † } “The extent of my Truth is unmatched by any pitiful little reality no matter how splendorous it may appear at first glance-”

“Not even your sandwiches are safe from my presence. Bite me.” Yumeme that can be taken- nevermind. { † }

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So...wait, hold on here; has Yumemi basically transcended this plane of existence, essentially becoming a fourth dimensional being (or higher) that exists across all of time and space(from the perspective of the third dimension at least)?

{ † }“Frankly I’m not entirely sure of the specifics of it myself, even though I actually am now that I’ve mentioned it. The shell you see now is little more than a projection of the Truth at hand, in all hands.”

“I know what I look like in reality now, but this mortal tongue cannot describe it.”{ † }

To put the Professor’s… Insightful, commentary into English: More or less, yes. Yumemi exists at all possible points in time, in all possible universes at once, and even on further degrees of existing where she shouldn’t. 

That’s not to say she’s literally everywhere in every universe at all times forever, there’s only one Yumemi per universe after all- but she’s more or less become a focal constant of reality. No matter what happens, how it happens, when it happens or who it effects, there will always be a Strawberry. Even before she was born she exists now.

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ingrid-matoi:

“Well fuck me. Can you still have tea at least?”

{ † } “Not sure, I haven’t actually tried to eat or drink anything since... How do I even explain what happened? Since I found the Truth.” { † }

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>discharge

{ † } “I wish I could say I didn’t see that one coming, but I did.” Literally. True future-sight is fucky, but when it works it works. { † }