StrayHumanWizard

I am the globgogabgolab 🎏📚And I love books📚(and also I do commisions I guess)

[strayhumanwizard]

Some cloud houses and pen pals!

[strayhumanwizard]

I'm a normal guy and I put on my shoes just like everyone else. One sock one shoe one sock one shoe

[strayhumanwizard]

Fact Check;

The most amount of stairs leapt in one step was 26. False: It was three, and the person attempting this upon a second try hurt their little ankle (don't even try at home folks)

[strayhumanwizard]

Dressing

It makes leaves taste good, and does not need to contain large quantities of dairy. You can differ and still achieve great flavor.

[jitterbugbear-deactivated202505]

mmm veggie

[strayhumanwizard]

[notthatmirandajuly]

What do we call this...phenomenon?

[ms-demeanor]

That's a rat king.

[strayhumanwizard]

Biblically Accurate Gummybears

[strayhumanwizard]

Everyday I am thankful for my body,

Thankful that it contains me

I am thankful that I can breath easier, a weight lifted off my chest

That I can look in the mirror and feel like myself

I wear my scars as a badge of honor for having survived until this point in my life.

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[lizluvscupcakes]

[strayhumanwizard]

This is mutual aid

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some large brickwork spheres of varying quality

[strayhumanwizard]

Stone Age Disco Balls?

[strayhumanwizard]

Okay but, why am I kinda into the WallBreakers in 'The Dark Forest'? Like, somebody tasked to find out things about you that only you know, and lay your secrets bare for the world to see? I want somebody to know me that well

[abluerowan]

So the James Webb telescope just took a picture of a galaxy that is 29 million light years away.

If that wasn't cool enough NASA decided to peel away all the cosmic dust in order to see the bones of the Galaxy itself.

AND IT'S BREATHTAKING

[strayhumanwizard]

You can't tell me we don't turn into stardust when we die, when the James Webb telescope sends back images like this.

[strayhumanwizard]

Love is Real

Me after reading any Chuck Tingle book;

“Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.”

[strayhumanwizard]

Instead of doing a thing I'll maybe just think about it instead

[strayhumanwizard]

O . O;;

[strayhumanwizard]

[flintdad]

[strayhumanwizard]

This made me laugh too hard. I now understand tumblr.

[strayhumanwizard]

[strayhumanwizard]

In the book Annihilation when they're talking about the feeling of the brightness inside of them they just mean that feeling you get when you drink coffee