StraykidsDefender

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Bangchan: Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Lee Know: We won't.

Seungmin: We're not children.

*Bangchan leaves*

Lee Know: Eat shit and die.

Seungmin: Fuck you.

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Seungmin: Thank you for coming Channie Hyung..

Bangchan: Of course, Seungmin.

Seungmin: And thank you for coming Lee Know Hyung even though I told you more than once not to.

Lee Know: You're most certainly welcome.

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Changbin: What are we gonna do?!

Lee Know: Blame you.

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Lee Know: Heyyy, you know how you said you'll love us no matter what?

Bangchan, sighing: What did you and Seungmin do now?

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Lee Know: What goes up but never goes down?

Bangchan: I don't know.

Seungmin: Come on Hyung, guess.

Bangchan: Fine. The amount of stress you two bring to this team.

Lee Know: ....

Seungmin: ....

Lee Know: Well damn.

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Lee Know: Changbin has a point.

Changbin: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable.

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Han: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.

Bangchan: What hints have you given them?

Han: Well, I think about them a lot

Han: And sometimes I even think about talking to them

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Bangchan, in dad mode: How the hell did you break your leg??

Jeongin: Do you see those porch stairs?

Bangchan: Yes, why?

Jeongin: I didn't.

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Mark: You look tired.

Jisung: If one more person tells me I look tired, they're gonna look like they got punched in the face.

Mark: Understandable. Have a nice day.

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Lee Know: Any plans for tonight?

Changbin: No.

Lee Know: Loser.

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Changbin: You got a better idea how to do it? I'm totally open.

Lee Know: Didn't say that. Just pointing out that this one sucks.

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Minho: You ever replay a conversation in your head, and realized you sounded like an idiot?

Han: Have you met me?

Minho: ....

Minho: Fair point.

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Changbin: You know, sometimes I don't think you take me seriously.

Lee Know: Seriously? There's times you think I do?

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Lee Know: I hope I die brutally in front of you with no way to stop it, so that it haunts you for the rest of your life.

Seungmin: I'm sorry I ate your food! My god!

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Bangchan: My children are completely fine.

JYP: Which one?

Bangchan: I don't know, but one of them has to be.

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Lee Know: I'm going to tell you something cause I really think you need to hear it.

Changbin: Ok..?

Lee Know: You should go fuck yourself.

Changbin: ....

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Lee Know: Your problem is that you've got no common sense!

Han: I've got plenty of common sense!

Han: I just choose to ignore it.