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peterparkerincorrectquotes

thor, throwing his axe across the battlefield: YEET!

tony: *rolls his eyes* do you even know what that means?

thor: it’s the midgardian conjugation of “to throw”!

tony: ....

thor, nervously: ...right?

peter: yes, absolutely, you’re doing great Mr. Thor!!!

sexycraisinthanos

Thor about to demolish the entire battlefield by electrocuting every bad guy in a 20 foot radius: vibe check

sinni-ok-sessi

I am compelled to note that Old Norse has the verb ýta (the ý is pronounced roughly like the ee in teeth), past participle ýtt, which means to push something away from you vigorously, so Thor is presumably thrilled to encounter this unexpected borrowing from Norse in modern English

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Oh yeah this the ONE!!

steveyockey

toastbutteregg

i had to look that up

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The CDC Director is really out here straight up promoting eugenics.

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“Good news everyone! Only the disabled and chronically ill are dying so that’s REALLY ENCOURAGING. No need to change a thing. Let ‘er rip!”

acertainrandomguy

CDC Diretor be like

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[ID: Headline that reads “Would Anyone Notice If We Started Endorsing Eugenics?”]

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For all y’all going ?!? I need you to know this is not an exaggeration.

The CDC director says fuck disabled and chronically ill lives. I’m also going to point out that you’re significantly more likely to be disabled if you are Native American or Black so this is also racist. The CDC out here officially cheering our deaths is just the perfect way to start 2022.

[ID: A series of four screen grabs of Dr. Rochelle Walensky, the CDC Director, speaking on TV. The subtitles read “The overwhelming number of deaths, over 75%, occurred in people who had at least four comorbidities. So really these are people who were unwell to begin with and yes, really encouraging news in the context of Omicrom.”]

breelandwalker

What makes this worse is that something like half the people living in this country have some kind of comorbid or pre-existing condition. And the CDC knows that perfectly well.

So while it IS good news that Omicron is apparently less deadly than previous mutations, it is NOT in any way acceptable for the CDC or the press to throw literal millions of people under the COVID bus and just shrug it off like, "Welp, they were sick anyway."

For SHAME.

toastbutteregg

windmill-ghost

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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