A Heart Full of Tribbles

Chris. 31. Rail-thin singing ginger who was probably Gonzo the Great in a past life.

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[mutant-what-not]

[autisticexpression]

This is that rare Far Side ripoff that actually nails it.

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[fleshengine]

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

[comma-souptra]

Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags

[justbreakonme]

I also like the idea of showing something as a problem before it’s shown as a strength. Almost every character trait has two sides, and by showing the “bad” side first, it sets things up to not only make sense, but to also be very satisfying.

[maureen2musings]

Masyw Śnieżnika, Eastern Sudetes

damian_krzemien_foto

[boromirswife]

MARTIN QUINN as LT. MONTGOMERY “SCOTTY” SCOTT and CELIA ROSE GOODING as ENSIGN NYOTA UHURA Star Trek: Strange New Worlds s03e06 “The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tail”

[fanofspooky]

“Time wasn't right. It was moving too fast. And then I was 19. And then I was 20. I felt like one of those dolls asleep in the supermarket. Stuffed. And then I was 21. Like chapters skipped over on a DVD. I told myself, ‘This isn't normal. This isn't normal. This isn't how life is supposed to feel.’”

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.

[peteneems]

[porterdavis]

[vetchtibbles]

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[elodieunderglass]

A wizard neither underestimates nor overestimates the number of hobbits needed for an equation. He, er, always has precisely as many as he needs to.

[comfect]

Smaug is a one-hobbit problem

Saruman a two-hobbit problem

Sauron a four-hobbit problem

I propose that, had hobbits existed at the time, this implies Morgoth would have been an eight-hobbit problem.

[the-mossuary]

everything is so much. we need less more and more less.

[buffysummers]

Rupert Giles + 🔥 🔥 🔥 [requested by Anonymous]

[probable-autist]

[inadvertently-biblical]

Anthony Head (1954-2026) as Rupert Giles

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 4x18

[thirdtwin3]

"The Wish" 03.09 (1998)

[gonetodash19]

RIP Anthony Head