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trying on a metaphor

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if someone doesnt take me out of my house i will go out with the only purpose of buying cigarettes and pretty rocks
When fandoms used to be my coping mechanisms but I got really busy because of responsibilities and didn't have time to watch series or get into fandoms anymore so I tried drinking to suffocate the pain of existence and now im an alcoholic.
why was this so sweet, what did he expect people to say, "no mr. brian may from the band queen, you do NOT have permission to play the sea shanty, put down the guitar and go back to the astrophysics" like,,,, what a silly goose
Me: Alright, this paper doesn't need to be good, it just needs to get done. It is not that important for my final grade.
Me: And also if I don't get 100% my life is worthless.
The fact that Din says "Laser-Sword" instead of Lightsaber is quite funny given the fact that in the spanish traduction, those are mostly called Espada Laser, which directly translates to Laser-Sword
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To my American friends out their.
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
I fucking love you
tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008
THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!
They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”
Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audience’s weird hangups?
some people are cowards
Cowards I’m not watching Hamlet unless there’s a real-ass skull in there
Let the man have his post-mortem stage time.
Man if you have the chance to recite Shakespeare to Tchaikovsky’s actual skull and you turn it down, I have already lost faith in your ability to embody Hamlet
Guys, guys I looked up the rest of the story and it turns out this isn’t the end of it:
After the use of Tchaikowsky’s skull was revealed in the press, this production of Hamlet moved to the West End and the RSC announced that they would no longer use Tchaikowsky’s skull (a spokesman said that it would be “too distracting for the audience”).[10] However, this was a deception; in fact, the skull was used throughout the production’s West End run, and in a subsequent television adaptation broadcast on BBC2.[11] Director Gregory Doran said, “André Tchaikowsky’s skull was a very important part of our production of Hamlet, and despite all the hype about him, he meant a great deal to the company.”[11]
They told everyone they stopped and then QUIETLY KEPT USING IT because OF COURSE they did.
As I am a huge fan of both, i must say
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Tips for Illustrators (and other artists too!)
I’m an illustration major at MICA (please check out my blog here as a way to support me for making this post!), so this is catered towards what I learned in my illustration critiques and from professional illustrators. I think these tips can go for other artists too, though!
None of these are things that work all the time, but they’re general “rules” I’ve been taught. You can break them, just know why you’re doing so! These are just things I copied from my critique notes, so most are general tips I’ve heard and copied down.
General
Enjoy what you’re working on, but be okay with changing it.
Anatomy, and accurately trying to portray it, is really important.
Time and space can be portrayed through focus and distance.
When working digitally, make some of your own textures (traditionally) and scan them in. Adding them into a picture adds an element of your own hand and makes your work stand apart from other digital work.
Contrast is a great thing.
Saturation is a great thing, especially in watercolor (soak that brush with pigment!).
Your style should never draw an obscene amount of attention to itself; it should just work fluidly.
Consider what medium(s) work best for your idea.
Cover your paint palettes (particularly reusable ones) to make sure dust doesn’t get in the paints.
Spin the page when you’re working. The time is takes to do that will show some major improvement in your art!
Use dark watercolor and then a light colored pencil on top, never the other way around (it will look muddy and ruin clarity).
Make sure to sometime pin or place you piece far away and step away so you can see the whole composition (or zoom out a lot digitally).
Consider the genre and audience of what you’re working for (and if it’s yourself, then you’re your own audience!).
Illustration is a branch of fine art, don’t forget that.
Fantasy art usually needs a lot of high detail.
Coloring
Pick an overall color palette to work in, then add in other colors as needed.
Complementary colors (ones opposite on the color wheel), when placed next to each other, can pop an object forward or draw attention to it. (Think of a red ornament on a green Christmas tree).
Designate the shadows to be either warm or cool, and the highlights to be the opposite. Stay with this throughout the entire picture.
All colors have a warm and a cool hue (cool and warm blues, cool and warm oranges).
The more saturated a color is, the more it will pop forward in the picture plane.
Don’t use colors right out of the paint tube.
When making a shadow, tint the color with the complementary tone (it makes it a little more grey).
Colorizing backgrounds lines makes them recede in a colored image with line art.
Blue and pink tones are great for use in skin tones.
Flats need to be fairly differentiated colors.
Drawing
The reference should never be an excuse for a misleading or awkward pose. You have the artistic license to alter an awkward pose and not just draw from a photo.
With scratchy or textured line art, find some places of solid black too, to allow the eye to rest (or where you want something to pop out).
How you render all the elements of the picture is what makes your own individual style.
When something is illuminated, it should be the brightest part of the composition.
Anything with a straight angle (like the corner of a room) has one wall/side being lighter in value than the other. There is a crisp distinction.
Sometimes adding more lessens the strength of the image.
Fabric folds are crisp, if they’re too soft they’ll look like clay.
Line heaviness and weight can determine depth.
Anatomy/Characters
Anatomical consistency is very important.
Inside of the mouth is usually dark.
Show character motivations with actions and poses.
You can crop a face or figure to set a mood.
In any and every picture, pay special and close attention to the hands, feet, and face.
Learning musculature, even if you use reference, will help you create the body you want for your character. Understand the human form…it’s easier to alter if you understand it in the first place.
To pop a figure forward, add a little bit of rim lighting (great with backlighting).
Composition
Avoid spots where a line or shape comes really close, but doesn’t cross, the edge of the paper. This is called a tangent and tangents are bad (they suck the eye into just that one spot and stop the composition).
Nothing in the picture is accidentally there, it is all drawn by you, so make sure everything has a conscious placement.
Don’t crop anything that shows essential character expression (including essential parts of the pose).
Never crop a figure at a joint (it makes the limb look amputated unintentionally).
Consider how you show detail with smaller characters…what are the essential characteristics?
Shapes of color or tone can make great framing devices.
For the most part, render the foreground with more clarity than the background…you want atmospheric perspective to be used to make it look like it’s receding.
Line heaviness/weight can combat (in a good way) any very dark areas.
When the character breaks a border (shape, line, panel etc), it shows dominance.
Make the shape of your negative space visually interesting.
“Cornerstops” are great. They are a compositional element that visually blocks your eye from running off the corner of a page.
Shadows can be a great compositional element.
Narrative Illustration (Portraying the narrative)
It is a successful illustration if the story is told.
Use every element of the image to tell the story.
Sometimes you have to take out elements you love for the sake of storytelling.
Think of images as being fast/slow, quiet/loud. What techniques portray these senses for you, and why are you using such techniques? What areas of the picture are slower and faster, why those areas?
Indicate how lavish or simple a place is by the details you choose to include in the background.
Don’t make it obvious that you “curated” the picture; it should look natural.
Cover illustrations don’t always need big and bold text, as long as there’s a strong narrative being portrayed.
Something mid action carries the narrative better than pre or post action.
You should be able to tell a story without relying on text.
Sequential Art (Comics, etc)
Color between panels can draw the eye around the page.
Big jumps in narrative can add humor and excitement, just make sure to think of why you are having the jump there.
When starting a sequence, make it obvious where you start (establishing shot; biggest to smallest, etc).
Make sure panels can read as separate images even if you took the gutter away.
Smaller panels are frequently used for faster/quicker actions.
Removing the background in certain panels allows the scene to be read faster; you only need one background per page (unless the scene in the background is changing).
Style, readability, and timing are key things to keep in mind.
Does the punch line/climax happen at the right time on the page?
Before planning a page, ask yourself: “How much time is elapsing between the first and last panel?”
Consider panel shape and size.
The composition, and where the eye flows inside every panel, informs where the eye travels to next…compositionally lead the eye from panel to panel.
The more panels you have, generally the more time goes on.
Don’t rely on speed/action lines to make things dramatic.
Give word bubbles a little breathing room.
When doing a graphic novel, you’ll usually have to redraw the first few pages since the characters will come more naturally to you by the end pages.
There is a design element to sound effects.
Digital Art (Mostly Photoshop based, but some are general tips)
Before printing, you usually want to switch your file to CMYK (though save a file in RGB too). Print at 300 dpi.
Before printing, you can up the brightness, saturation and contrast until it just starts to look awkward. You’ll learn the best settings for the printer you print at.
Don’t place digital textures anywhere. Consciously arrange them.
Don’t overrender. Digital art tends to be the most successful when it feels less digital than someone would expect.
If your color scheme doesn’t look cohesive, you can use a fill layer of one specific color to unify everything (Layer->fill layer). Lower the opacity to around 15-30%.
who in your otp would say “oooh you wanna kiss me so bad” in the middle of an argument
Grantaire.
Grantaire would totally say that and Enjolras would look at him murderously for a few seconds before pouncing on him to make out with him.
Jaskier, exact same narrative
So the catholic church is just a book fandom that got a bit out of hand, im i wrong?
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uhg I’m soft.
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Jaskier could be silent.
As strange as it was, it happened.
Being most unusual, it never failed to grasp the strings of Geralt’ s attention.
But,
Despite his questions on the matter,
the Witcher never asked,
contenting himself with keeping a more watchful eye on the bardling ’s little party.
And,
Geralt was an observant man,
-He was.
But,
Even if he was,
-He was.
The Witcher never happened to catch the reason behind Jaskier’ s foul mood.
The more it went on,
The more Geralt’ s frustration grew.
-It killed him.
It did.
Not knowing what was hurting Jaskier’ s heart.
But,
See,
Geralt wasn’t good at feelings.
He was better,
Sure,
But far from good.
-What if Jas didn’t want to talk?
What if Jas didn’t want to talk with him?
What if Jas wanted to talk with him and Geralt made things worse?
No thank you.
Geralt would wait.
Geralt was good at waiting.
Except-
Gerald didn’t wait.
Geralt couldn’t wait anymore.
Not because he didn’t want to,
No.
Because one night,
And it was one of the rare nights spent on a real bed, with warm sheets and warmer baths,
One that saw the both of them tucked away from the rest of the world,
One night, Jaskier just-
Crumbled.
Trembling and sobbing quietly from his perched-up spot at the window,
Huddling his knees close to his chest.
The smell of salty water filled the room,
While pale moonlight came through the filthy glass,
casting shadow on white skin and dark eyelashes, a mocking caress that couldn’t chase away the pain.
What a decadent picture, his little bardling made;
The whole of his frame hidden but for a delicate shoulder, white fabric cascading from his gentle body, only to pool at his feet in smooht waves.
He was so beautiful, with his head turned away, looking right at the moon, his chestnut strands glittering in silver.
The sweet rendition of Apollo,
So young,
and yet so desperate.
Geralt’ s heart ached from the sheer look of him.
In no more than an instant, he was at his side,
Kneeling down beside him,
But Jaskier didn’t look.
His face remained turned,
his eyelashes, treacherously,
fell to rest on dampened cheeks,
hiding away cerulean gems, and Geralt-
Geralt was crushed,
Words he didn’t know how to pronounce heavying his tongue with bitter thoughts.
-Speak, you fool. Speak. Goddammit just speak.
Hesitant hands settled themselves under Jaskier’ s chin,
-and Geralt didn’t even know hesitance could find a home in his rough self.
The Witcher’s body stretched to accommodate the gesture without dislocating his position from the ground.
“Jaskier”
With no response, the Witcher tried again, his beloved’s name falling like music from his lips.
“Jaskier”
Jaskier whimpered softly, turning his head in Geralt’ s hold, while new tears started to fall from his still closed eyes, each one a stab in Geralt’ s chest.
“Jas, please, look at me”
Another whimper, and, ever so slowly, blue eyes came back on view, making Geralt smile.
“There you are.” He murmured,
And,
He wanted Jaskier to smile back at him,
He needed Jaskier to smile back at him.
And,
He wasn’t good with words, either,
But,
Falling in Cerulean pools,
Nothing came more natural.
“My darling Dandelion, starlight pales when your eyes blink open. Were you trying to anger the Gods, hiding them under your lashes?”
Jaskier giggled quietly, and Geralt brought him down with an arm around his waist.
Perched on the Witcher ’s lap, Jaskier moved the sheet, covering the both of their heads.
Now,
surrounded in white fabric,
the Bard squirmed around to find a suitable arrangement for his limbs, hands fluttering mid air before coming to rest on the Witcher’s chest, mumbling slightly.
Jaskier placed his forehead on his own fingers, fitting his whole body under Geralt ’s chin.
Holding him close, Geralt spoke again.
“Jas, you have to talk to me. How can I help you, if I don’t know what’s wrong?”
“But you can’t”
And
He sounded so desperate,
His voice so broken,
And Geralt felt like dying,
While lifting the Bard’s chin,
To place a kiss under each of his eyes.
“How can you know?
“I don’t…I… oh, Geralt, why can’t we make it stop?”
“What? What is it?”
“I don’t want to get old, Geralt. Please. I don’t want to lose you.”
And
Jaskier was crying again
But
Geralt was melting, now.
Burning slowly under Jaskier ’s words,
And
Jaskier ’s eyes were full of devotion,
And love
And tenderness
And fear,
What a miracle he was.
“My sweet boy, you’re still so young”
“Won’t be for much longer”
Geralt ’s thumbs stroked away new tears,
Heated cheeks blushing tenderly under his touch.
The Witcher touched his forehead to Jaskier ’s one,
Molten amber finding haven in liquid blue.
“We’ll find a way. I promise you, we will. Whatever it takes, you’re staying with me.”
And
Jaskier ’s lower lip trembled, settling then in a lovely pout that Geralt didn’t wait to fondle with his own lips.
Jaskier mewled, winding his arms around Geralt ’s neck to hold white strands between his fingers.
Once parted, the bard smiled up at the Witcher, more serene than he’d been in weeks.
“How can you be so sure, my dear Wolf? Is there something I don’t know?”
“There’s one thing I know, my darling. Nothing could take me away from you.”
“I didn’t know you could be so sweet”
“Just for you”
Geralt got up, carrying Jaskier toward the bed while the sheet fell on the floor
“Now though, off to sleep”
“Will you sleep?”
“Mh”
“Can I sleep on your chest, then?”
“Definitely”
“Will you let me ride Roach in the morning?”
Geralt dumped him on the mattress, chuckling at the chirping noise he let out”
“Don’t push it, little one”
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english is not my native language, if something’s wrong please tell me <3
Ready for the Both of Us, Part XXII
a/n: I'm back, baby!
Jaskier rolled his eyes fondly and shook his head, smiling. He raised his eyes to the sky, chuckling. “Oh gosh, it’s so unfair”.
Geralt managed to return a small smile. “What’s unfair?”.
“How much I like you”.
Geralt’s eyes widened in surprise and Jaskier almost fell backwards, laughing. “Sorry, too straight forward, again?”.
Geralt huffed. “Not at all. I, um, I really like you, too”.
Jaskier’s smile was so radiant, Geralt just had to look away, or his chest would burst with affection. “So… What now?”.
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Later at breakfast:
Yesssss 🤣🤣🤣
I think I'll be definitely writing a little about how their date went~
Just began reading "the name of the rose" by umberto eco and i can already sense some sort of gay subtext 10 pages into the book
Enjolras’ halloween costume. Yes. There is nothing scarier than an absolutist monarch lol
diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”
german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”
going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy
going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[
dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen
“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”
birth control vs. antibabypillen
getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon
English speakers: I have a concussion
Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N