How the Cookie Crumbles

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Joke: A Dying Man's Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

'Stay out of those,' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'

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This is a fun baking story!

Found this while doing real hard hitting cookie research.

Was There A Real Betty Crocker?

Betty Crocker

You may not believe this, but Betty Crocker never existed. She was created in 1921 by the Washburn-Crosby Company in Minneapolis—a predecessor of General Mills.

The company ran a national puzzle competition and received thousands of entries. Unexpectedly, they were also flooded with pleas for baking advice!

Washburn-Crosby Co. soon realized they needed a uniform and centralized person to respond to all these requests. The name Betty Crocker was chosen to be this person. Crocker was taken from William G. Crocker, the recently retired director of the company. The name Betty was chosen because it sounded cheery and wholesome and also was an extremely popular name in the 1920's.

An artist was commissioned to create a portrait of Betty and came up with the matronly, white, middle-aged woman—her iconic look was established in 1936. Over the next eight decades her “look” would change 7 more times.

Betty Crocker is now considered to be the great melting pot of Modern American Womanhood—which is not too bad for a woman who never existed!

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A Sleeping Pig Wakes Up To the Smell Of A Cookie Placed Within Inches of Her Nose

Pheobe the mini pig wakes to the smell of a cookie placed within inches of her snoring nose, which she very happily consumes in this adorable 2013 video posted by Prissy & Bomber. via reddit, D...

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