girl about town

Twenty-three year old clumsy girl, who never sings the right lyrics, knows way too many fun facts and really hates pants.

[strictlyplutonic]

I'm so fucking naive. I hate myself for it. I thought this was it. I finally, FINALLY opened myself up to someone. Something I've never done because I was protecting my heart, because I was afraid of being hurt and of course, it was too good to be true. Ended faster than it started.

[strictlyplutonic]

It's been a rough couple of days.

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

[roane72]

I just kinda watched this in awe as Sarah Baker absolutely takes down the entire culture of fat girls dating. Heterocentric, but truth bombs left and right. Only improvement would’ve been if the actress–as great as she is–could’ve been something larger than ‘Hollywood-fat’.

Go ahead. Hold my hand. What do you think is going to happen? You think your dick is going to fall off if you hold hands with a fat girl? You know what the sad thing is? It’s all I want. I mean, I can get laid. Any woman who is willing can get laid. I don’t want that. I don’t even need a boyfriend or a husband. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[fkn-ruude]

the people I choose never choose me and my heart is so tired

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[weloveshortvideos]

[chinuplittlepup]

[yung-smoov]

[stxrb0y]

WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING THO 

[mulhollanddr]

every time lady gaga and beyonce are in the same place at the same time and don’t perform telephone together I lose a year off my life

[thesmutgoddess]

“stop being dramatic”

me:

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[upsidedowntowerofpimps]

[a-night-in-wonderland]

[strictlyplutonic]

me: -cooking something-

me: -reads directions on box-

me: ok -throws the box in the trash-

me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-

[youvegotaluckyface]

Happy December 10th, everybody!