Step up and learn a thing (NSFW)

Dirk Strider || 24 KIK: StriderBeats Just your average Tarot card Reader. M!A: (Accepting)

[strider-beats-blog]

I dont want to do this anymore.

[ginilla]

Given the go to share this pair of princes ♥ for the 2016 Homestuck Calendar, FEBRUARY IS BEST MONTH OK? AQUARIUS + HEART = MAKES SENSE

Thanks to WP and WLF for letting me be part of this amazing project with these amazing artists!

[strider-beats-blog]

Undertale Prompts

Send one to find out what my muse would do to yours!

[Fight]: My muse will say how they'd attack yours, how accurately and with what weapon.

[Act]: My muse will choose whether to Talk, Joke, Flirt, Plead, Challenge or Ignore your muse.

[Item]: My muse will pick a food to eat with your muse.

[Mercy]: My muse will say whether they would Spare your muse or Flee from your muse.

[zarla-s]

so i hear you on cr1tikal!sans but consider this: mitch hedberg!sans.

(audio from mitch all together. flash version)

part two

[zarla-s]

people seemed to enjoy mitch hedberg!sans before so here’s part two

(audio from mitch all together)

[nuclearcarrots]

you gonna draw that sword, boy?

you bet your sweet ass he is

[wrendeer-deactivated20151217]

SEND ME SECRETS ON ANON AND ILL TELL U A SECRET OF MINE GO GO GO

[trueastrology]

PLEASE

[inactive-asstronaut]

Hmmm… Let’s make it more interesting! So, tell a “level 1″ secret, (a secret that really isn’t secret, in fact mostly everybody knows it) and I’ll tell a “level 1″ secret. Same as for “level 2″ (secrets only your friends know) and “level 3″ (secrets that no one knows or only a select few know) secrets.

[temfaceonthings]

hOI!! im tEMKAT!!

[quirefeast]

i passed the 666 milestone but that doesn’t stop me from sinning

[quirefeast]

hal isn’t even mad about being small he’s just mad about being held

[zackisontumblr]

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

[haramheaux]

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

[zackisontumblr]

see it really works!!

[zenja-soba]

When you’re clearly underleveled for a boss but you attempt it anyway:

[asksmauglock-blog-blog]

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT!! My muse has drawn your number! Send me "closet" and I'll generate a number to see what our muses do while stuck in the closet for 7 minutes.

Keep reading

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

pretty easy.

[parkerologist]

The lack of notes for this better fix the fuck up.

[birthbysleep-blog]

[natsussdragneel-archived-blog]

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[the-write-ideas]

Leave a NSFW rumor in my inbox about my character and they'll react to hearing the news that said rumor is spreading.

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