⤷ ⋆゛DIRK & DAVE | HE/THEY ˎˊ˗ ⸝⸝ SYSTEM , BODILY ADULT ˚. ᵎᵎ Dirk 🍊 - 16-22 yrs #HE/HIM Dave 🍎 - 13-21 yrs #HE/IT
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Lil’ Hal ⚙️ - Ageless #IT/HE

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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⤷ ⋆゛DIRK & DAVE | HE/THEY ˎˊ˗ ⸝⸝ SYSTEM , BODILY ADULT ˚. ᵎᵎ Dirk 🍊 - 16-22 yrs #HE/HIM Dave 🍎 - 13-21 yrs #HE/IT
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Lil’ Hal ⚙️ - Ageless #IT/HE
Quit your day job and join me in the pursuit of incest till our bodies give out
uhoh someone needs to see a therapist
my love language is being taxidermied and pickled
if youre not preserving my remains in a tasteful victorian display case with a little plaque that says "worlds most fuckable lil-bro" then what are we even doing here
people always say communication is key
wrong
preservation is key
love is temporary but improperly sealed specimens are forever
Stop taking up the whole ass theater to look cunt
Must have been a fucking nightmare for Dave getting his period living with Bro. That man did not stock food you think he had pads or tampons in the house. Dave's free bleeding into those little white jeans of his and rawdogging the pain cause Bro believes in "just manning up" over medication
He's not a monster though, he'll use his lil bro as a cockwarmer through his cramps if he's too pathetic to tough it out
random homestuck pet peeve: people calling lil hal AR. like thats a whole ass dude. imagine if you worked at mcdonalds and you have a nametag on and i keep calling you ME ( mcdonalds employee ) despite very clearly reading your nametag and nodding and someone else asking for your name and you giving it infront of me
Bro asking Dave if he drank his beer and nope. Bro asks Dave "you lyin to me kid" and no he's not
So Bro drags Dave over to bathroom, bends him over his knee. Holds his head down with one hand and shoves his fingers as far down Dave's throat as they'll go with his other. Dave can't throw up proper cause Bro's fingers are clogging up his little mouth, he can't help gagging but Bro won't budge. The vomit starts to go up his nose so he doesn't choke on it, stings so bad it makes him tear up, drips out his nostrils onto the tile.
When Bro finally unplugs his fingers from his mouth Dave vomits up everything in his stomach, pure stomach acid, no beer. Cal must have gotten into it, the rascal
Bro doesn't regret it, he taught Dave an important lesson here of what'll happen if he fucks with his beer
He wipes his hand on the back of Dave's shirt and it almost feels like a pat on the back. He pushes Dave off his knee onto the tile, stands up and tells him to clean up the mess he just made
I need to be beaten up. I’ve been so good I deserve to bleed and ache a little.
tumblr sex-anon culture is insane in the freak-homestuck section, because it’s always very obviously just some dave in another striders inbox going ‘hypothetically if i was kissing your neck right now’ like dude we can all see your shoes under the stall.
no judgment intended i just enjoy observing the local wildlife in its natural habitat. lol
NEEIIIIGH. NEIGH. NEEIIIGGH. WHINNNNIES. SLAPS MY HOOVES ON MY KEYBOARD OUT OF ANGER.
mind if i spread the omegaverse agenda? omega dave having his first heat and being dragged called to the rooftop by alpha bro. unusually violent and difficult strifing ensues, before dave is, inevitably, pinned by bro - who just cant get enough of his brother's scent. he's shoving his face directly into the boy's scent gland, he's licking it. he's biting it. he's marking dave with very little hesitation. dave cannot get enough. the closeness and touch is intoxicating given his current state. yadda yadda a little dry humping before dave's bred by his brother and left on the rooftop alone, bruised, bloody, and covered in slick.
this could be us. hit me up asap
tag game!!!!!
How quaint
@thehyperfixationistlass @thatmusicaltheaternerd @ch3rryreality @lucystark12 @embers-to-ash @wolfstarwitch70 @velvetnemesis @pjo-tvs-version @choosadex @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @leoluser12345 @reggie-little-mermaid @sageinthe-stars @bouncingdogs @rose-red-doors @chewing-on-lead
very nice
and very true
@ventusvia @withdevovotion @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @wiseonetiramisu @charlicantsleep @alpheiamoth @trashm0uthhhh @transmascanakin @loutwohearts @charliexxpoggers @sad-traffic-cone @jason-todd-loverr @tormentedstar @sunflowermyheart @mj-rulesdaw0rld @wiseonetiramisu and all my other mootssss
tumblr won’t let me post pictures again (WHYY) but I got praise kink
how did they know…
🏷️ @cybrbat @thequeerlerfamily @shadybisexualpirate @sweetcreatureeternal @the-monteverde-angel @two4byler + all my other moots
guys….
ok anyways
tags: @dessasink @kiwistarrrzz @ziggyzoomer @janiecakes13 @michellequeerler-irl @mwhotwheels @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @vinylfawn @flayersuhani @sapphosweirdkid + open
REYREY I AM SENDING VIRTUAL HUG
anyways
well yes
🏷️ @clleradin @jamm3rz @mwhotwheels @esarity11 @phoebebyers @janiecakes13 @peebclem @thehyperfixationistlass @sapphosweirdkid @wind-out-to-sea @antlerlein
thanks for the tag @dessasink!! i love ao3 tag quizzes <3
ok but i sort of am a delusional escapist
༺ sorry if i re-tag anyone!! ignore if you've already done it, no pressure!! ❦ @vinylfawn, @stardust-daydreamss, @snoopyinrainbows, @raineyartandstars, @sallythatgurl6444, @puppydogmike, @whimsywheeelah
ty for the tag anya AAAAA
i fear i'm just a huge softie at my core gang...
@byleriskillingme @ziggyzoomer @withdevovotion @bipbopboohoo @rosebloodbyers @sillygooseflopsss @bvleraddict
oh god
@moonywheeler @moonlight-froggy @frogboyisatitagain @puppydogmike @mikewheelercoded @oliveespineapples @dessasink @georgeodowd @berrycold
hahahah I love it
@occasionalpisser @leovaldez0924 @nigripes-lover @sweetcreatureeternal @mindflayered @bylerthecreator @maybemagicalshadows @wiseheartheroes
YES!!!! YES, IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!
@willthefart (yes i'm tagging you in every one of these, hi will) @tireddreamergirl @willthezombieboy @i-like-gay-books @reneewhy1 @skeletonkittycastspells
thanks for tag ☺️
real
@claudiacreature @miwiheroes @diangelo-supporter10 @nivea-ah @thepuffler @thoraelrlffnem @rockinwiserebel @bluest-hours
Thank you @i-like-gay-books and @tireddreamergirl for tagging me:)
Yep, that’s me.
@scoopstroopog @plunkre @isawyourgreenhair @nightnut @crxnbxrryjuice @your-ivy-grows13 @pendragonstarz @starshapedana @sweetcreatureeternal @girl-so-inlove @roseraintears @saintgoodlove @giggly-sorcery @just-the-gatekeeper @mikeandwill @mikebuyswillhotpot @donteatmelonseeds
seasonal depression core is knowing you would get a different answer if you took this in winter
tag list that i coppied :D
@quietghostygirl , @mwhotwheels , @heloisbyler , @lincerulean , @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser , @ineedbettershittodo , @trixiepuffs25 , @avorthuades , @thoraelrlffnem , @millie-lillie-7539 , @im-too-emotionally-involved , @holliewoodnot ,@thequeerlerfamily , @gracious-midnight , @clericscauldron , @hazey-dazey111 , @wondertwinstruther , @vanillaapril + open
This does not match me whatsoever, I have no clue who I am
@withdevovotion @em0tionallymotionsick @engelssong @rara3swhimsy @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @oscarxdouglasispeak @paulmccartney-officall @arikakari @darlingmylovethatsmurder @jo-mama1111 @kat-tat @koomiesworld @lilly-starx @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @bipbopboohoo @mudiguess
Thank you @hazey-dazey111
I love that my answer is the same as last time
@jordiipordii @mcmilkan @unwillingunknowingclueless @trulysarcastic
Thank you @koomiesworld 🩵✨
True, so true LMAAAAO ;_;
@i-think-too-loud (at least tell me) @onyxxorion @centaur-dreaming
JORDI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM CRYiNG
anyway,,,,
Terrifyingly accurate. It’s the adhd and needing to provide context for everything so I at least get a fair trial lmao🧍♂️
Ur go @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @sereblue @anxiouslyandmessily
actually hilarious since i'm not the biggest fan of slow burn
@blondeandfivefeeteven @feelingthedisaster @westifer-dead @sixseisliu @kevinsdayy @hellomynameismoo @phosphorescentdreaming @andreilver @leedee013 @pixelatedpup @foxstens @wherethemothsgrow
…No comment
@chaoticnshiny @engiiiiiii @caarzzz
okay yeah that's. not surprising
@tavi223 @i-think-im-196 @catroidvania @artiom4ik-tblr @selkiecremie @infestedguest
you know what sure lol
@lostbrazilian @luna3cyon @kuubit
That tracks, honestly
Tagging the fellow writer oomfs: @a-space-dragon @worm-salsa @zesty-lemon-bread @bigqueenlimousine
This is so the opposite of my vibe it's almost crazy lmfao Porn, sure, but I cannot live without plot...
@vriskca
RAAAA FERAL
@gayassbird @dogboy-butch @cthonicsyzygies @dare0451 @paravellex @goodjobrammy @liminal-lesbian @bloop-arts @liminalnghtshade @glacecakes
CORRECT
@meow-moment @alyfia-oh-six
This result may lead you to believe I'm lame, whimsy and punchable, but that is a trick! You have been convinced to punch me because my real tag is «punch me please». This is my trap card and from it you can't escape. Your fist is already petameters away from my face, JoJo!
@striderbmine im sorry to drag you into my hell, ur just the only oomf that didnt show up to this blunt rotation as far as ive seen
yay! tumblr chain, my first participation.
thanks six.. for the tag
uhh my oomfs that’ll probably want apart of it? idk @broconluver69 @timaeustt
guys i promise im not just a freak blog, i have passions and hobbies i just post when I have a raging hard on. you have to believe me!!.
i also just can’t be bothered posting every single thought i have like other people, lol..
personally i’m all skinny limbs and oversized hoodies so of course he can move me around without trying, one grab at the back of my hoodie and suddenly my feet barely touch the floor.
genuinely humiliating
he treats physical contact like moving furniture too, hand on my waist to shove me aside during sparring, palm against my throat while reaching past me for something
completely casual. zero reaction
meanwhile i’m having a full psychological collapse over it “quit squirming.” the worst sentence ever invented actually
yeah i got nothing man. credit to @psinamien for having a much more original take on this. sorry for stealing your idea but i rly rly wanted to draw them to this.