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⤷ ⋆゛DIRK & DAVE | HE/THEY ˎˊ˗ ⸝⸝ SYSTEM , BODILY ADULT ˚. ᵎᵎ Dirk 🍊 - 16-22 yrs #HE/HIM Dave 🍎 - 13-21 yrs #HE/IT
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Lil’ Hal ⚙️ - Ageless #IT/HE
There are two types of big bro
life has personally declared war on me. migraine included for dramatic effect, i’m dying.
Hey guys, did you miss me?
who wants to hear my sick thoughts on robotics and inanimate objects.
slight off topic -> do you guys ever get mad when people attracted to inanimate objects try to name them and give them personalities in how the object is perceived? like no I like it because it has no personality and it’s inherently weird.
The director’s chair 💕 (their pda makes everyone extremely confused)
Quit your day job and join me in the pursuit of incest till our bodies give out
uhoh someone needs to see a therapist
my love language is being taxidermied and pickled
if youre not preserving my remains in a tasteful victorian display case with a little plaque that says "worlds most fuckable lil-bro" then what are we even doing here
people always say communication is key
wrong
preservation is key
love is temporary but improperly sealed specimens are forever
Stop taking up the whole ass theater to look cunt
Must have been a fucking nightmare for Dave getting his period living with Bro. That man did not stock food you think he had pads or tampons in the house. Dave's free bleeding into those little white jeans of his and rawdogging the pain cause Bro believes in "just manning up" over medication
He's not a monster though, he'll use his lil bro as a cockwarmer through his cramps if he's too pathetic to tough it out
random homestuck pet peeve: people calling lil hal AR. like thats a whole ass dude. imagine if you worked at mcdonalds and you have a nametag on and i keep calling you ME ( mcdonalds employee ) despite very clearly reading your nametag and nodding and someone else asking for your name and you giving it infront of me
Bro asking Dave if he drank his beer and nope. Bro asks Dave "you lyin to me kid" and no he's not
So Bro drags Dave over to bathroom, bends him over his knee. Holds his head down with one hand and shoves his fingers as far down Dave's throat as they'll go with his other. Dave can't throw up proper cause Bro's fingers are clogging up his little mouth, he can't help gagging but Bro won't budge. The vomit starts to go up his nose so he doesn't choke on it, stings so bad it makes him tear up, drips out his nostrils onto the tile.
When Bro finally unplugs his fingers from his mouth Dave vomits up everything in his stomach, pure stomach acid, no beer. Cal must have gotten into it, the rascal
Bro doesn't regret it, he taught Dave an important lesson here of what'll happen if he fucks with his beer
He wipes his hand on the back of Dave's shirt and it almost feels like a pat on the back. He pushes Dave off his knee onto the tile, stands up and tells him to clean up the mess he just made
I need to be beaten up. I’ve been so good I deserve to bleed and ache a little.
tumblr sex-anon culture is insane in the freak-homestuck section, because it’s always very obviously just some dave in another striders inbox going ‘hypothetically if i was kissing your neck right now’ like dude we can all see your shoes under the stall.
no judgment intended i just enjoy observing the local wildlife in its natural habitat. lol
NEEIIIIGH. NEIGH. NEEIIIGGH. WHINNNNIES. SLAPS MY HOOVES ON MY KEYBOARD OUT OF ANGER.
mind if i spread the omegaverse agenda? omega dave having his first heat and being dragged called to the rooftop by alpha bro. unusually violent and difficult strifing ensues, before dave is, inevitably, pinned by bro - who just cant get enough of his brother's scent. he's shoving his face directly into the boy's scent gland, he's licking it. he's biting it. he's marking dave with very little hesitation. dave cannot get enough. the closeness and touch is intoxicating given his current state. yadda yadda a little dry humping before dave's bred by his brother and left on the rooftop alone, bruised, bloody, and covered in slick.
this could be us. hit me up asap