kark

karkat vantas. im striderphobic. i hate the striders.

[striderphobickat]

Did they take away your fuck perms, bro?

FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK FUCK YOU. FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCK. STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKS.

[striderphobickat]

you hate us for our epic flesh

NO NO NO. YOU ARE IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM "EPIC" AND I HATE YOU FOR 100% VALID REASONS OTHER THAN YOUR FLESHINESS

[striderphobickat]

you dont have anything to post anymore because you have been won over by strider friendship

NO. NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO FREAKING WAY HAVE I BEEN "WON OVER" BY STUPID STRIDER FRIENDSHIP. I HATE BOTH OF YOU FLESHY SUNGLASSES WEARING FREAKS.

[striderphobickat]

THEYRE PUTTING ME IN A WET CARBOARD BOX.

[striderphobickat]

dirk keeps reciting "my dick dont work"

[striderphobickat]

do you still hate me

I ASSUME THIS IS DAVE. IN THAT CASE, YES. I DO STILL HATE YOU.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: can you elaborate

Roxy: no

Roxy: you ask too much of me.

Dave: sorry

Dave: can i ask an anti question

Roxy: sure!

Dave: i don’t know what an anti question is

Dirk: I think that’s just saying something.

[striderphobickat]

vis·cous

/ˈviskəs/

adjective

having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; having a high viscosity.

"viscous lava"

Similar:

sticky

gummy

glue-like

gluey

adhesive

tacky

adhering

adherent

sticking

clinging

treacly

syrupy

glutinous

gelatinous

thick

viscid

pasty

mucous

mucoid

mucilaginous

jelly-like

slimy

gooey

gunky

gloopy

cloggy

icky

gloppy

viscoid

I'M KILLING YOU. DIE

[striderphobickat]

why do you hate viscosity

I HATE YOU DAVE STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!! DIE

[striderphobickat]

I HATE DAVE STRIDER !!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH

[striderphobickat]

THE STRIDERS ARE BEING MEAN TO ME. I HATE THEM SO MUCH. DAVE HATES MY RECEIPTS IN MY SCUTTLEBUGGY.

[striderphobickat]

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T GET HIM COOL THINGS LIKE PLASMA BALLS

[striderphobickat]

THE STRIDERS ARE BEING MEAN TO ME. I HATE THEM SO MUCH. DAVE HATES MY RECEIPTS IN MY SCUTTLEBUGGY.

[thewizardscurse]

striders car seat headrest comic

[striderphobickat]

THESE IDIOTS. ARE. IN. MY. HOUSE.

[striderphobickat]

I HATE DIRK STRIDER. I HATE HYM SO MUCH.

[striderphobickat]

have you ever listened to car seat headrest

YES. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

[striderphobickat]

dave strider is eating my fucking fries. ):<B

[tyaz]

[striderphobickat]

me hurting the striders