Strider’s Paradox

[stridersparadox]

Eli / Dirk / Dave / Morty .. bodily an adult .. he/it/neos

proship, profic, comshipper, darkshipper, rpf lover

fictionkin + yumeshipper .. doubles ok .. no dni

[familyromantic]

[puppysmall]

PERVERT OLDER BROTHER!! INVASIVE CONTROLLING PERVERT FREAK OLDER BROTHER THAT LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[brthrlvr]

big brother telling me “inhale and exhale, just like that” and “come on, you’ve barely even had any, no way you’re high already” and “that’s it, just one more hit” until my brain is mushy and my body is pliable and his hand is down my pants

[puppyboylittlebrother]

"You're like a brother to me" just SAY youre in love with me and wanna make out and grind against eachother

[nukedcsx]

Virgin little sibling who barely knows how to get themselves off properly x Whore older brother who can’t keep listening to their frustrated whines every night = Match made in heaven.

[stumpcest]

hnnfnghhghg need a big brother who grooms me. big brother who teaches me how to jerk off when im in middle school and dont know anything abt my stupid horny emotions. big brother who lets me fuck myself on his fingers n suck his cock for 'practice' before i get thr real thing. bbghghnfnbnmmgjnghh big brother who grooms me pleaseeeee

[muttabuser]

Just let big bro stick the tip in okay? We both know you like to sneak in my room and rut your little cunt against my cock while I’m sleeping because you’re too scared to put it in all by yourself. We both want this, kiddo. Just let it happen.

[mylittleproshipper]

Manifesting a darkship to become canon so all the antis in the fandom lose their minds

[strawberrychoc0oo]

"proshitters are normalizing the fetishization of the romanticsation of the sexualization of the markiplierzation"

*proceeds to make epstein jokes, diddy jokes, and edp jokes and accuses strangers on the internet who are minors of being predators and compares drawings to real csam/csem of REAL children*