oh god my birthday is close enough that my family members are acknowledging my existence again
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
🪼
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.

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@strifeandhonor
oh god my birthday is close enough that my family members are acknowledging my existence again
growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance
What do you mean
its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"
why is this mom joke getting notes
bc its true
I get sometimes you gotta cater a little (or maybe a lot) to make it as an indie artist who sells their stuff online but my brother once told me to put more #funny relatable quotes on my art and I just looked at him like
is this alluring to you
The devil is a twink named luke
- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms
Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023
the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21
Why are cishet men like this...
Only good response.
"banned"
*pussy suddenly starts throbbing* what is it girl?? what do you see???
BAHAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE OMFG
UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO
So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
WHAT?!
I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
me last night: 1000 years of despair I am but a dying fish at the bottom of the tank while everyone else floats past my lifeless body
me next morning: is it me or is jenny’s mom from my life as a teenage robot kinda sexy
I feel so at home in this website
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird