not again

hope’s cutting room floor<3 she/her 🔞🔞🔞

[strikedamage]

omg did I forget to mention-?? your life is forfeit, taste my blade!!🤭💕

[the-punforgiven]

Dark Souls onion knight voice: "Oh, hello there. I'm pondering how best I can serve the transgender community, but I'm positively stumped! I've got to think of the proper way to do things, but I'm stuck at quite an impasse! Not to worry, though, I'm sure I'll think of something..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should remain as a cisgender ally, for cis men have such privilege that could be used to protect the vulnerable, and voices that can be heard when transfems are ignored..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should transition as well! No truer help than bolstering one's ranks, haha!"

*you hit the talk button again* "But then again, regardless of my feelings on the matter, that would deprive the trans community of an ally in my position, which could be dire..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm..." <- this dialogue line loops forever until you continue the onion knight's questline

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[strikedamage]

I play a lot of that pokemon pocket game (because it’s free<3) and my fav cards are the full art supporter guys so what if I make some oc pokemon cards that would be cute right

[strikedamage]

Ok what if the pursuer is a burly beautiful floating woman who is angry and kill you. Clingy too

[dailyskeletonreminders]

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

[woerm]

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[eebie]

if i ever have kids im going to name them shit like warrior and assassin

[starrythroat]

how people draw with a full time job..... all i want to do in my free time is to sleep or play games

[strikedamage]

grumpiest girl at the gym every timeeeeee

[seacreatureface]

My Micolash fanart

[strikedamage]

I’ve never watched pawn stars but each of these guys looks like they would suffer a more terrible fate than the last in a breaking bad way

[strikedamage]

the “h” in hope stands for “hi”

[swanlakereturns]

starting to think some of you are not joking about wanting to be physically harmed by an older woman...

[swanlakereturns]

it's all pointless...naive...foolish. [camera pans down to reveal my secret flame] [orchestra swells] [my health bar appears] yes...foolish

[strikedamage]

I’m not particularly insightful or well-informed but I’m polite and may draw a boob or butt sometime thus making me an important part of the ecosystem

[strikedamage]

today I am brimming with hope!!

[death-envoy]

researchers are studying the arcane relationship between the cunty and the cringe at the submicroscopic level btw . if u care.