Fuck you, I'm Stryker Reyes

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Stryker Reyes. 27. Model. Beautiful. Dirty. Rich.

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Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

I know. I’m waiting for the day when I can call her Madame President. She’s going to be the definition of that one Beyonce song. And no…put the designers on the list. Also, I didn’t invite Timm and Nina because I’m not sure I know who that is…

reina--silvestri

She won’t let you call her that. She’s too down to earth to let her dad embarrass her during her inauguration. I know that it contraversial to say, but she is going to be better than Beyonce. B maybe Queen, but Fe is clearly a goddess. Added to the list. Gunn and Garcia? Or we can keep it small. It’s up to you.

Pft, even as a gay man who adores Beyonce, she has nothing on my sweet Fe. She's a force to be reckoned with, let me tell you. Ugh, there are too many feelings that are gunna get hurt if I don't invite all these people.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

See proof she’s going to run the world. She is already influencing the leaders of the world. Did you remember to invite whoever designed yours and Bruce’s outfits? Also what about Timm and Nina?

I know. I'm waiting for the day when I can call her Madame President. She's going to be the definition of that one Beyonce song. And no...put the designers on the list. Also, I didn't invite Timm and Nina because I'm not sure I know who that is...

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

That is amazing! Tell Fe congrats. There is nothing like working at the magazine when you are young. It gets you all the connections and opportunities for a lifetime of success, not to mention how fun it is to get access to the latest fashions before the rest of the world. I’ll add Karl so you don’t start a riot.

I mean...you can tell her yourself. She should be home soon. I think she was tutoring some UN rep's daughter...or son? I don't know. But either way she'll back soon. And yes yes. Add Karl. Who else?

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

Wintour is a doll. I don’t know why everyone thinks she is so bad. Did you remember to invite Karl too?

I know she's a doll. We had dinner a few weeks back. She offered Fe an internship at Vogue whenever she as ready for it. She just doesn't stop talking that's the only issue. And, uh Karl wasn't on the list initially, but send him one too.

#I hope so too yo

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

No no no. We want something small and intimate. The larger the crowd, the more likely the paps we’ll find us and that’s not something we want. Fe would have a fucking stroke.

reina--silvestri

Fine, have it your way. It i s your wedding. I’m just saying that it is nice to not have to worry about offending anyone by not inviting them. I swear I had the population of a small city at my first wedding. And don’t you worry about the paps. Security will get rid of them, and if not, Fe and I will give them the death glare.

Well, who didn't we invite that would be offended. I mean Wintour is obviously coming.

#sorry for the delay #my mac got stolen so i've been lacking internet :/

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

It’s because you are a parent. You could always send him to Neverland, Peter Pan. Invitations have been addressed and sent out. They looked perfect. Are you sure that it you don’t want to invite more people? The guest look seems so small.

No no no. We want something small and intimate. The larger the crowd, the more likely the paps we'll find us and that's not something we want. Fe would have a fucking stroke.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

I know the feeling all to well, but you need to let him go off on his own sometimes or else he will grow up resenting you. He will be okay. I know that you are a good dad, Fe is even proof of that. It will be alright. Even if you hover a bit that just means that he knows you will always be there for him when he calls. Also babies are sort of the most wonderful things to cuddle in the entire universe.

I know. I just worry not. I guess cause I'm a parent or whatever. I just want him to be happy and healthy. And the thought of him growing up kills me because he's my precious little baby. So, enough about that. What else needs to be done? You guys did the invites right?

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

They sell stuff for that! I got all kinds of safety locks for around the house. Half the time it keeps Clark out too, but that’s not the point. There is no way that the baby can climb up the cabinets or be where she shouldn’t. Although I think you have a little bit of time before Colton starts doing that.

You are ever the romantic.

I know, I'm just worried. He's my precious baby and I don't want him to get hurt. I'm probably just being a hover parent. I know Bruce just let's him do his own thing and so does Fe. They just let him go. And, I don't know. I can't.

I try. But really, I do have my vows done. I wrote them forever ago.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

I know what you mean. Sarah’s started crawling around the house. She managed to climb the stairs all by herself somehow. I was terrified, but she seemed so proud of herself that she doesn’t need me to carry her around any more. Not to mention the fact that I don’t think that we are that old ourselves.

Don’t force them. Your heart will tell you what to write.

Ugh, don't say things like that. I'm dreading the day that Colton learns to walk. Not only does it mean that I'm getting super old, but it also means that he's going to start pulling shit off the tables and running for the doors. It's going to kill my old ass.

I know I know. I got it. He is the wind beneath my wings. The air in my lungs. blah blah blah.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

But in those same places a baby is a person the second the sperm hits the egg unless the baby turns out to be gay. I shall never understand the logic behind there if there is any. Right change of subject to something more pleasant. She’s growing up. Soon she will want to go to the prom and everything. But I’ve got a secret for you. I will deny saying this, since it is hidden knowledge of every daddy’s little girl, but no matter how old we get, our daddies will always be the most important men in our lives.

It would be nice.

I know I know. But it's...scary sometimes. My baby is all out in the world, being successful and conquering everything. It's hard to believe that she'll ever need us. I don't know. Having kids is weird.

Rei, I'm kidding. I don't have vows yet, but I'm trying to work on them.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

It will be a much better world. I can’t wait to see it. It took the government long enough to realize that you are just a person. It is so fucked up that they said that you weren’t. Love is love, and should be celebrated. Good, I would hate to have to take my earrings out and start a passive-aggressive cat fight on your behalf. You are going to have to let her date at some point or else she’ll bring home the people who are bad for her without her even knowing it.

Not that I can think of. You did write your vows, right?

Yeah, you're telling me. And, in some places, I'm still not a person. Me and Bruce don't exist. It's ridiculous and sad. But enough about that, I'm too pretty to be getting that worked up right now. Don't worry pretty lady, I feel like Fe would be the first to cut a soccer mom if they messed with her daddies. I know. But I don't want to believe that, you know? I don't wanna think that my sweet baby is becoming an adult.

Vows? I have to have those?

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

That’s so sweet. A lot of art have the mutilated zombie look when they try to force it. For the mural to look like that, the kids must really believe that there is a chance fr such a thing. I hope that the next generation is smarter than we were. I have no doubt about it. Just a word of warning, beware of soccer and stage parents. They will poison you with cookies when you aren’t looking. You are a proud papa. You are allowed to think she deserves everything in the world and that no one will ever be good enough for her.

I think they really do believe that the worlds becoming a better place for them. I mean look, the government's finally acknowledging people like us and like them. There's got to be hope now. At least I hope so. And don't worry Rei. I don't plan on eating anything that i have no clue as to the origin. That's a no go. I am a proud papa. I couldn't let my sweet little baby date just anyone. They have to be perfect.

Anyway, is there any other wedding shit we need?

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

I would ask about what in the world you were doing on xanga that qualifies as a porn adventure, but I have a felling that you would scar me for life. I like to think of the baby internet as a simpler time of neopets and smartbots. That is so wonderful! What was the mural of? Art is extremely important to any child’s development despite what the no-brained muscleheads think. Sports is good for team building, but art teaches them so much more. It will be all the more special that you have it now. The students will have you, and you know all the hardships that they might be going through. There is a purpose for everything, Stryker. Sorry, I hope that she finds the next Annie Leibovitz and becomes her muse. Better?

Yeah, don't ask. It's a shitty, weird situation. But anyway, they were making a mural of people, all types of people and they were all holding hands and walking toward the sun but not in a weird "let's die" way. It was more of a "we're united and okay" way. Yeah, I'm really excited. Bruce and I are going to do so much for these kids. Woah, I wasn't going that far but something along those lines would be fine for my sweet baby.

#hey hey hey #I'm going to be going on vacation today and I don't know when I'll be back on to reply to this #i just wanted to tell you so you don't think i abandoned you.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

We were a very vocal generation of woe is me. Do you remember livejournal? I swear my poetry about my tortured soul could have been used for torture. Then they gave us twitter and facebook and wondered why we went mad with power. They will be creative though. You two should probably watch your backs. You will be great. A tip from one mentor to another, keep them all away from the alcohol. That’s because she’s a smart girl. Don’t worry, she will put us all to shame and find the perfect guy.

Ugh, I don't even want to talk about my myspace pictures or my xanga porn adventures. It was a hard time that I'd never like to revisit ever. I'm pretty sure they'll be okay though. Bruce and I went to visit the other day and the art students were painting a mural in one of the hallways. It was such a nice environment, something I wish I had you know? And trust me, I'll try. Especially in there cases. Hey! Don't limit my baby to just guys. We're still hoping that she has a change of heart and plays for the other team.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

I wish teen angst would end. I swear the most recent batch of people I’m working with make us seem tame. I’m sure that you and Bruce will handle it wonderfully. She’s going to go far. We will all be proud and say that we knew her when. The future senators personalities should be enough to turn her off.

Oh, we all know it’s the straights that are ruining it.

Yeah, but I blame our generation for that angst. They have so much to live up to, you know? It's nice. We get to be mentors and everything. We're really excited. And I know. She was never really into the political guys. I hope she marries a traveler or a writer. I think she needs that balance.

I mean, seriously.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

You will do great. The students need someone who really cares about them. You and Bruce just need to get used to lots of teenage angst meaning the best. I swear that girl will take over the world one day. She is brilliant.

Oh trust me, Bruce and I know a lot about teen angst, especially gay teen angst. We've lived it and I'm pretty sure we've conquered it. Also, I know! She's a little over-achiever. Now, if we can keep her from hooking up with future senators in the library, I think we'll be good to go. And they said the gays were ruining the sanctity of marriage. Pft.

Rei, I don't care what kind of flowers you pick.

reina--silvestri

Names are just that. You can do whatever you would like with them. If you want to be Sparkle Rainbow Sky, you can legally make that your name.

Congratulations! I’m so happy for you two! Are you going to send Fe there?

Yeah, I'll legally take his name, but I'll use Reyes for work stuff.

Thanks Rei. We're really happy to be a part of it, really. And we were thinking about it, but no. We want that spot to go to a student who really needs it. Plus, she loves the U.N International. It's "challenging" and "helpful."

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