Procrastinator Extraordinaire

Writer-in-training, equestrian, exotic pet enthusiast, border collie fanatic, chronic procrastinator.

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It’s the most colorful time of the year…

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May all your Christmases be gay.

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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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dear god, it lives still

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Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

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HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

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ofc she’s a scorpio

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Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

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Me in my house welcoming you with excitement

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1.mood

2.fun fact this bat isnt being eaten; like, its roosting there for the night. this is Nepenthes hemsleyana, a pitcher plant species in a mutualistic relationship with the local tiny bat friends Kerivoula hardwickii (Hardwicke’s woolly bat)!! it works like this:

- the pitchers are shaped to make a special distinctive reflection of the bat’s echolocation. so like, the bats can hear where the pitchers are and go to them for roosting. 

-the bats enter the pitchers and sit on this special rim inside that holds them above the water line so they dont get eaten on accident. 

-up to two teeny bat friends can fit in an average pitcher at a time lmao

-the bat friends poop when they sleep and the plant eats the poop when it falls into the digestive fluid

-bat friends get a safe place to sleep, pitcher plants get food! 

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IM SORRY FOR REBLOGGING THIS TWICE IN ONE DAY BUT I WAS READING THE STUDY AND IT GOT BETTER

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hmmm

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COFFEE BREAK

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Breakthrough!

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The only honest man on CNN

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the most trustworthy man on television

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Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

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Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

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I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

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I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[thehappiestpumpkin]

No but it’s too late now 😂😂😂 I’ll try for tomorrow 😅😅💔💔

[gaycop]

i love the iphone v android fight because the only anti android stance for years has been “bad camera”

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D.ecisions

[shooty-booties]

I spent ten literal minutes on this but listen I had to express my embarrassment for the boy somehow

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