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hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, anal sex:
me and the girls:
still astounded by this literal weaponization of feminism against the working class. thanks for that liberal queens, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"Sounds like your boyfriend is exhibiting some real *manager flipping through flash cards* toxic masculinity. You're being uh... *looks to other manager who's mouthing words silently* you're being gaslit, sis. Do some self care and come into work okay?"
why can’t people accept “the media is over-hyping coronavirus” and “coronavirus is concerning given the lack of knowledge surrounding it” are both true? like can I order some nuance
That’s a member of the Academy who votes and is meant to know shit about movies for you
the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you
ahhh honey, people lie about being sick
Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about it
Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you don’t even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!
bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America
hey remember how all the overweight harry potter characters are either Cuddly Parental Types (molly, hagrid), a joke (fat friar, fat lady, arguably neville), or bad people (dursleys), some of whom redeem themselves/get better and as part of that journey lose weight (neville and dudley)?
it has been brought to my attention that i forgot crabbe and goyle, whose are characterised as stupid and greedy given their willingness just to eat magical floating cake and not ask questions first. ha ha, laugh at the fat people
one of the most underrated characters in tv history
stan lil nas x for clear skin
Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross
Me: Really wants a romantic relationship
Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone
Me:
Every days a fucking performance huh ladies?? Where’s OUR Emmy
I couldn’t stop hoping people thought I was pretty on the bus...when will it end...
“No loyalty to the bosses
No loyalty to the institution”
stevie nicks is fucking corrext
Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!
homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave