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hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, anal sex:

me and the girls:

still astounded by this literal weaponization of feminism against the working class. thanks for that liberal queens, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

pileofknives

"Sounds like your boyfriend is exhibiting some real *manager flipping through flash cards* toxic masculinity. You're being uh... *looks to other manager who's mouthing words silently* you're being gaslit, sis. Do some self care and come into work okay?"

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

why can’t people accept “the media is over-hyping coronavirus” and “coronavirus is concerning given the lack of knowledge surrounding it” are both true? like can I order some nuance

gahdamnpunk

That’s a member of the Academy who votes and is meant to know shit about movies for you

bittersweet-tremolo

ghostclvb

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

quietstorm-thundathighs

facts

unaenanasinamor

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

quietstorm-thundathighs

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

antique-scarecrow

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

darth--nickels

LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about it

darth--nickels

Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you don’t even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!

mulletlove-deactivated20200811

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

ccliffjumperr

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

fanonical

hey remember how all the overweight harry potter characters are either Cuddly Parental Types (molly, hagrid), a joke (fat friar, fat lady, arguably neville), or bad people (dursleys), some of whom redeem themselves/get better and as part of that journey lose weight (neville and dudley)?

fanonical

it has been brought to my attention that i forgot crabbe and goyle, whose are characterised as stupid and greedy given their willingness just to eat magical floating cake and not ask questions first. ha ha, laugh at the fat people