i am protected

i’ll eat when i’m dead

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[dogpuppy]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[so-many-ocs]

editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

[tooweirdfortheworld]

hows the ellipses editing going?

[so-many-ocs]

……….why do you ask………

[sacred-portal]

[strocho]

hello, i have no friends here and nobody knows me so i think it’s the perfect place to share my last words, i have grown so fatigued. so so fatigued. there is nothing good about my life, just the constant reminder of the failure i am. i am sick of crying everyday, i am sick of the anxiety, the pain, the way my mother treats me. it’s enough. it’s just enough. i hope no one ever feels like this. goodbye in case anyone sees this

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[hxgrl]

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

[angstandfags]

well why were YOU there huh

[hxgrl]

[stopmyhearts]

they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[homunculus-argument]

Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

[llovinghome]

[chokingupleafs]