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[highlysensitivepervert]

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[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

she put her butter on my corncob call that orville redenbacher

[freakoutgirl]

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

[glutko]

Got Yoshi to lick this man's balls lol

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[cinemphatic]

[theowlswalkwithme-blog]

[jessaerys]

father figure with benefits

[westofvenus]

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

bro you look way to much like an instrument

[landsccape]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Later today I'm planning to deserve something

[girlmostlikely]

[cosmonautroger]

[sssssatina]

[7bitter]

it's whore summer. in these evil times more than ever

[metalsands]

whoever got my voodoo doll press your boot on its crotch and rub it a lil