get out.

My name is Eva Petrov and I attend Wawanakwa academy. You better hope your business here is important because if you waste my time I'll be sure to knock you into next week. I track the tag strongerthanu [[None of the gifs I use are mine unless stated!!]]

[stronger-than-u]

Better Than Me. || An Eva Playlist.

Task 001. For World Wide Academy.

{{Listen}}

1. Rocky Theme- Rocky Balboa 2. Do Better- Say Anything 3. Après Moi- Regina Spektor 4. Everybody Loves Me- OneRepublic 5. Better Than Me- The Brobecks 6. Raise Hell- Brandi Carlile 7. Syndrome- Datsik and Downlink 8. Young Volcanoes- Fall Out Boy 9. Second Chance- Peter Bjorn and John 10. Turn This Boat Around- Matt & Kim 11. Evil Friends- Portugal. The Man 12. Pa Pa Power- Dead Man's Bones 13. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger- Daft Punk 14. It's Murder- Mayhem 15. Gun- CHVRCHES 16. Hungarian Dance No.5 In G Minor- Johannes Brahms

[pxnkreapermoved-blog]

"Oh, so that’s how old he would be. Well that’s just a number it’s not like it really means much."

"Besides if we can’t find the hunchback at least we can look for his skeleton."

[stronger-than-u]

"200 years would kill him."

"What are you gonna do with his bones?"

[ruthlessbeauty]

"If that’s the case should I start calling you Evgeny then?”

"There’s no need to do so, actually. Unlike you, my successes are already pasted all over this school, and no I’m not just talking about the showcase. Sure, I did have others do my bidding, but it wouldn’t have been accomplished without my sole thoughts. Oh, let’s not forget how I made you go ramped over your little, crappy MP3 player back in freshman year and got exactly what I wanted from it. Pretty sure I earned that success all on my own, did I not?"

[stronger-than-u]

"I literally could not care any less about what you call me then I do right now."

"Yes, back in Freshman year. FOUR years ago. Remember how awful you were back then? You had just as many friends as I do, poor thing."

[pxnkreapermoved-blog]

"Do you think while we’re in France we’ll actually get a chance to see the hunchback that lives in that one church?" 

"If not then I’m going to go hunt him out."

[stronger-than-u]

"That story is 200 years old, Izzy."

"He looks like he's gonna be hard to hunt down."

[stronger-than-u]

TEXT: BRICK ⇄ EVA

Brick: Uh, hello there ma'am! This is Brick McArthur. I've recently went to your room and saw that you weren't answering. I'm not sure where your current location is, but if you can please answer this that'd be great!

Brick: Thank you for your time.

[ruthlessbeauty]

"Thankfully not. After all, hearing your grating manly voice isn’t really one of my favourites." 

"Ah right, because storming around like a rage-a-holic freak really does the trick. Tell me Eva, what have you done so far that was so successful? Oh, and successfully busting someone’s nose with your fist doesn’t count. 

[stronger-than-u]

"If it isn't your favorite, then I'll be sure to use it more."

"More than you have, I'm sure. Tell me about the success you've achieved on your own- Wait, that wouldn't anything, would it?"

[art-ysmart-y]

“Must you always resort to violence? This isn’t the WWE.”

“How do you know the person you’ll get set up with isn’t actually half decent?”

[stronger-than-u]

"Yes. Violence answers everything."

"Whoever gets paired with me is better off dead."

[indie-theaters]

"Hey, don’t be pessimistic! You never know, you could be matched up with the love of your life and it’s all thanks to Chris McLean."

[stronger-than-u]

"This girl is new, right? Would anyone even care if I beat her up?"

[ruthlessbeauty]

"Was there a need to tell me this? It’s already obvious dating isn’t your thing “

"You should be thankful for Chris’ charity work; you’re actually getting a date for once without killing them first."

[stronger-than-u]

"I'm glad I won't have to repeat myself, then."

"Contrary to popular belief, you don't need love to be successful in life- Nor do you need allies, nor the help of others."

[stronger-than-u]

"Culture isn't my thing. Neither is dating,"

"Who else wants to swap out? give me a week of peace in this hellhole and I'll be sure not to kill the poor bastard who gets paired with me."

[totaldramaworldtour]

Team Escope gives me life

[historiespast]

[c-ornsilk]

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

[stronger-than-u]

Send me a cup of coffee.

Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.

Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.

Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.

Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.

Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.

Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.

Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.

Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.

Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.

Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.

Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.

Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.

Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

[ruthlessbeauty]

"Oh wow, Evgeny. I’m actually sorry to hear that. Can I ask, what color were they? Black, white? Cause I might know where they are depending on the color."

[stronger-than-u]

"Oh, wow. Hunter. Bullshitting isn't very good for your image, I'm surprised you do it so much."

"They're black. Humor me, where did you last see them?"

[the-hallmomitor]

"…Y-yes they are. I would just rather prefer it to be yours as finding another pair that isn’t of your ownership and then giving them to you would be considering stealing. And stealing is never apart of the code I abide by.”

[stronger-than-u]

".."

"The cord is about three feet long, they get tangled easily and are probably in the hands of some sleazy freshman, since I doubt anyone else would be stupid enough to take them."

[the-hallmomitor]

"I wasn’t aware, no. But now that you’ve told me, I now know."

"Permission to ask for more information, sir? The only reason I ask is that your description could lead to many different cords with most not being that of your own. I want to make sure to find the ones that rightfully belong to you."

[stronger-than-u]

"How much do you need? They're headphones."

[the-hallmomitor]

"I do apologize that your headphones are missing. Although, perhaps it could have been misplaced instead. Or stolen. Either or."

"May I ask what the headphones looked like, sir? I could alert the faculty and check the lost and found. I’ll be sure to keep a look out for them!" 

[stronger-than-u]

"Do you know how much time I frequent using those things? It's a lifeline."

"They were.. Earbuds. Black. A stretchy cord around the bottom.. Like an old telephone."