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trixmewitch‌:

closed event starter for @strongestjawintaldorei - iris x grog

as the suit started clinging to her skin, the lightning running through her veins, she realized that this was no ordinary halloween season. this was something she had never experienced. she was actually becoming barry. his memories started flooding her mind; seeing the death of his mom, things she hadn’t experienced with him. “what is going on?”

Grog grunted as he tried to pull the long hair off of his head. Vex had convinced him to put on some sort of fake hair for his costume, and now it was just irritating him. The more he tugged on it, the worse his head hurt. He swore under his breath the more he pulled. “JA! What ze fucking hell ist going on?” Grog looked over to a woman standing next to him and gestured to his hair. “Can you help me wist mein hair? It ist stuck!” The accent was something else Grog was gonna deal with, but right now the hair was the most pressing matter.

#Iris West #tw sw #hwevent07

papercutmuses‌:

@strongestjawintaldorei

“Mate, I didn’t dress up, alright? I was already this pale and weird. I don't’ see the bloody point in dressin’ up when I am already a vampire. I’ll just stick to blending in tonight and getting free tequila.”

Grog nodded, scratching at his beard and tugging on the extremely uncomfortable outfit that he had found. Since dressing up in this god-forsaken outfit he had been feeling weird all night. “Ja, I understand.” Even his voice was being weird, but he was gonna blame it on how tight the outfit was. “It is just weird, ja? That some people look so different tonight?” The German accent was very thick, and it bothered Grog to no end.

#Cassidy #hwevent07

woundedwrldd‌:

“is there any particular reason why you are staring at me?” the redhead asked, raising a brow slightly as she looked at the man. “I know I am very beautiful and pleasing to look at but still, it does not give thee a reason to stare for so long!”

private starter for @strongestjawintaldorei ( grog strongjaw )

Grog continued to stare at the woman for a moment before he heard her voice and frowned. “Are....are you named Keyleth, by any chance? Cause you look just loike someone oi know named Keyleth and oi have to make sure you’re not her.” The big hint to Grog was the red hair. Literally nothing else about this woman made him think ‘Keyleth’ but he had to try.

#winifred sanderson

graveycrds‌:

closed starter for @strongestjawintaldorei or @angelinresidence

oh, wasn’t this just wonderful! so many things that seemed to go right, from the way that she was so young without the candle, but also, halloween hadn’t come yet. it truly was a magical blessing, one that sarah felt the need to celebrate. and parties were lovely, especially that one where winnie managed to sing to all the adults, while their little zombie friend was getting those rascal children that wanted to ruin their plans. “you!” sarah spun around to the first person she saw, draping herself against the wall in a suggestive manner. “tell me, tell me how beautiful i look. i need to hear it, it’s been forever since i’ve seen myself like this.”

Grog sighed after leaving the fourth costume store of the day. It seemed that no place carried an outfit that was both: large enough for the goliath and something that he would actually be interested in dressing as. He was heading back to the keep to dig through the bag of holding for something to wear when a woman seemingly slammed herself in to a wall. Grog’s brain shortcircuited for a moment, trying to process what had just happened before he could finally speak. “Uh....well you’re not the most ugly thing oi’ve eva seen. You’re real pretty....uh......you have noice hair?” He used what small brain power he had to think of all the nice things he had either been told to say by Pike and Vex or the things that he knew wouldn’t get either of those two women angry at him. ;“You......you look loike a real expensive kinda lady?”

#Sarah Sanderson

quentincoldwvters‌:

Who’s she, he said. About… Emily Brontë. But from his tone of voice, either this guy was a great actor or he really was truly, genuinely confused. And… silly-bus? Quentin was sure his eyes were nearly bugging out of his face at that, though he tried to remain silent and with his gaze focused forward so he wouldn’t get called out for slacking off. Luckily, their professor continued on with his explanation without taking too much notice. He hoped that the other man would leave him alone after that exchange, but alas. “Jesus…” Quentin mumbled to himself with a heavy sigh. He turned his face so that he could hiss under his breath at the other guy. “No– listen, I– if you’re being serious, can you just, like– sit there, wait until the end of class, and then I can walk you to where you’re probably supposed to be.”

Grog nodded as the other man spoke to him, turning his head back to the professor. Though he did lean over once more and mutter a quick ‘Thanks’. The class seemed to drag on for hours to Grog, who honestly did fall asleep for a few seconds before getting hit in the head with a wadded up piece of paper from somewhere behind him. Either this professor was an idiot or just did not care that the Goliath had been snoozing, as he had merely continued the lecture. Once the class finally ended, Grog turned back to the other man. “By the way, the name’s Strongjaw. Grog Strongjaw. Vex always says oi should tell people my name when they are helpin’ me.” He gave a wide toothy grin to Quentin. “So...about those readin’ lessons?”

#Quentin Coldwater

graveycrds‌:

closed starter for @strongestjawintaldorei ( draco & grog )

“it’s cuffing season and halloween is in less than two weeks,” draco muttered out as he looked through his instagram, trying to figure out what girl would be down to go to a pumpkin patch or a party with. it wasn’t that he wanted a relationship, he really didn’t, but more so wanted something to do with someone before getting building a bridge and getting over the latest fling. not quite looking where he was going, his shoulder bumped into someone else’s, causing his already shattered phone to fall. “son of a bitch,” draco muttered, only for his eyes to snap towards the other. “can’t you watch where you’re going?”

Grog had been dreading going back to the keep in the last few days. He loved Vex, and Trinket of course, but only one of them wasn’t complaining about the holidays coming up and the lack of Winterscrest decorations that the local shops had been selling, let alone how she was going to be spending the holidays without her brother or Percy. Trinket thankfully distracted Vex long enough for Grog to slip out the door and wander the streets. He had never truly been drawn to anyone serious in Emon or Tal’dorei itself, so the intense need for a partner at this time of the season always confused him. It was in these thoughts that Grog didn’t realize he was going to walk in to someone. “Oh! Uh....sorry.” He leaned down and picked up the phone, handing it to the other man. Grog paused in handing the phone back. “Can oi ask you a weird question: why is it that everyone is gettin’ all worked up about findin’ someone right now? Loike did I miss a memo or somethin’?”

#Draco Malfoy #tw swearing

quentincoldwvters‌:

It wasn’t a new experience for someone in his class to lean over to provide off-color commentary about their book study or a ask a quick question about requirements for one of their upcoming assignment. But this was an entirely different story. It had to be some sort of… practical joke. Because if not, how in the hell did this guy get in a graduate-level Brit Lit course? Quentin blinked. “Are you– are you being serious?” he glanced over and whispered hastily under his breath, so the professor wouldn’t call them out for not paying attention. “It’s Emily Brontë?” Everyone knew Brontë. “It’s, I mean– it’s Victorian literature. Did you not read the syllabus?”

Grog looked back from the boy to the professor, before shrugging. “Loike..... yeah, oi guess.” Grog tilted his head slightly, trying to see if that name sounded familiar to him. “Uh...whose she? Someone important or something?” The more this guy talked, the more confused Grog became. “Oi have no idea what a silly bus is or how to read one.” The professor seemed to pause, making Grog turn back to the board and pretend to pay attention so he didn’t get this other guy in trouble. After the professor seemed to go back to his rambling, Grog tried to whisper a little quieter this time. “Listen..... oi just wanna know if someone is gonna teach me to read in this place or am oi gonna have to go somewhere else for that.”

#Quentin Coldwater

Closed Starter for @quentincoldwvters

Grog groaned as he sat in the too-small chair listening to some guy talk about books in the front of the class. He had been trying to find classes that could help teach him to read, but so far it wasn't what he had been expecting. The nice lady had the desk had directed him here, but he had no idea what the fuck a 'Wuthering' was or why it was really tall. The most Pike had taught him was the letters in his name, and he barely remembered how many 'G's there were. Leaning over to the person next to him, Grog had the decency to look a little sheepish. "Hey...do you know what the fuck this guy is talkin' about? Oi'm honesty bored out of my fuckin' moind and oi can't read what he is writin' on that board up there."

#Quentin Coldwater #tw swears

rpsentence-storage

• °☆ The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) ☆ ° •

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.”

“Nice work, bone daddy.”

“Somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow.”

“I’m a master of fright and a demon of light.”

“He hasn’t been home all night.”

“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.”

“I sense there’s something in the wind, that feels like tragedy’s at hand.”

“No, I think not. It’s never to become. For I am not the one.”

“You’ve poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!”

“I’m conducting a series of experiments.”

“How perfectly marvelous! Curiosity killed the cat, you know.”

“Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?!”

“The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief…”

“That’s twice this month you’ve slipped Deadly Nightshade into my tea and run off.”

“I had the most terrible vision.”

“(Name), please listen to me. It’s going to be a disaster!”

“I have every confidence in you.”

“Isn’t that wonderful? It couldn’t be more wonderful!”

“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?”

“Well, well, well. What have we here? (Name), huh? Oooh I’m really scared!”

“Release me now or you’ll have to face the dire consequences.”

“You’re joking, you’re joking! I can’t believe my ears!”

“Would someone shut this fella up? I’m drowning in my tears.”

“It’s much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line. Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy, now that’ll be just fine.”

“(Name)! But they said you were dead. You must be…“

“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”

“She’s the only one who seems to make any sense in this insane asylum!”

“Wasn’t it terrifying?”

“For it is plain as anyone can see, we’re simply meant to be.”

“I am the pumpkin king!”

“Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?”

“ oh , why can’t they all just go to hell ? ” - from marlene ( @mcrcki )

“Oi know roight? Loike….why are they tryin’ to foight me? Oi didn’ do nothin’ wrong!” Grog shook his head, giving Marlene an expaserated and annoyed look on his face. The local guards had tried to arrest Grog earlier for causing a ruckus, but he was just tryin’ to win a fight and earn some cash. How was he supposed to know that fighting like that wasn’t allowed in his kind of place? “Loike…..what are people supposed to do around here if they can’t foight? No wonder you’re all borin’ as hell.”

#Marlene #tw alcohol #tw fight mention #Anonymous

phantomemes

lines taken from various characters and events found in punchline’s game , rule of rose ( 2006 ) . feel free to change pronouns ( he , she , they , i , etc ) & tenses as you feel necessary .

“ it wasn’t me , honest ! ”

“ i’ll never let myself be tied up again ”

“ only you greeted me warmly ”

“ i’ll never break a promise again ”

“ what has happened can never be undone ”

“ you don’t deserve to be forgotten ”

“ i never want to lose you again ”

“ you’re filthy ! ”

“ she follows me everywhere ; it’s pathetic ”

“ you deserve to be gobbled up ”

“ get lost before i smack you ”

“ it was your fault that i got into trouble ! ”

“ let’s have a little talk ”

“ i’ll never get along with her ”

“ i know what you’re doing ”

“ she was writing you a love letter ”

“ have you found what you’re looking for ? ”

“ please lead us ”

“ i won’t lose to you ”

“ i didn’t want to do that , i was just so scared ”

“ we’re still friends , aren’t we ? ”

“ we make a great team ”

“ we have to pray from a distance ”

“ you don’t suspect me of stealing it , do you ? ”

“ i’m fine , really ; i’m not upset at all ”

“ it’s too late now ”

“ we need you , we don’t know what to do ! ”

“ oh , why can’t they all just go to hell ? ”

“ you will be duly punished ”

“ how very delightful life is ”

“ i don’t want to touch him ”

“ why does it have to be you ? ”

“ i’ll do anything for you ”

“ let’s run away together ”

“ this is your life , but you’ll play by my rules ”

“ there are really only two kinds of people in the world : those who take orders , and those who give them ”

“ no one wants to be alone ”

“ where are you going ? ”

“ please don’t leave me ”

“ who wants to be buried alive ? ”

“ today is the day of your funeral ”

bulletsandsecondchances‌:

@strongestjawintaldorei continued from [x] “It’s not really magic but more of logic and mechanics.” Chloe murmured pulling back the canister away from him to help settle his worry.

There was a time and place to show off her knowledge in chemistry and to be serious as well. Right now, after he had indulged her, she had heard his words. Had he come from a place where magic was all over the place? She wondered what that had to be like.

“Magic doesn’t work around here all that much honestly. It’s more of adapting although some people can pull off slight of hand tricks. Around here it’s more mundane.”

“Logic? Oi ain’t got any of that.” When the cannister was out of his hands, Grog felt a little weight lift off his shoulders. Last time he tried to use magic, nothing happened but he was not gonna take the chance on anything in this new world.

“Really? That must be why oi ain’t able to get back home. Usually Scanlan or Keyleth would open a portal to somewhere and we would poof back home to the keep. Sometimes Tiberius would too but....Do you really not have any magic around here? Not even a little?”

#Chloe Price #tw arson mention

uirtutishonos‌:

vex was getting restless in this place. she missed everything about her home, she missed her husband and as much as she never thought she was gonna say it, she missed the crisp air of whitestone. ‘ grog, do you think the others notice we are gone. im worried about how percy maybe taking it. ‘ // @strongestjawintaldorei

Grog sighed, cleaning his axe for the fourth time that day. He was beginning to get worried that the more he cleaned it, the less functional it was going to be. “Yeah.....oi hope so at least. Oi’m worried about Pike and Scanlan. Last toime I was gone for a long time...well we know that didn’t go well.” Grog shuddered thinking about when he was possessed and unable to control himself. “We need to foind a way back home.” He looked over at Vex, clearly worried.

#vex'ahlia #vox machina and friends #tw weapon

❛ just point the spray - can at the lighter and FWOOSH ! ❜

Grog nodded along, pointing the can he had been handed towards the pile of papers. “Are you sure this is loike magic? Cause oi feel like Scanlan did it….a lot cooler. Loike he didn’t need cans and stuff.” He was hesitant to ignite the lighter, looking over towards Chloe with unease. This young woman said that if he helped her, she would tell him more about this ‘Washing Tons’ place but he was starting to realize that maybe this was not the best idea.

#Chloe Price #tw fire #bulletsandsecondchances

“ hands off. “ (frank to grog)

Grog sighed and put the bottle back on to the counter. “Wot? You weren’t out here and oi have been waitin’ a very long time for a drink. I thought I could just…pour myself one! Just a little one, oi promise.” He tried to hide the fact that there were already two empty bottles on the counter (that he had hopped) behind him.

#Frank Reynolds #tw alcohol

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “ ( from dolphin | @dclphxn )

Grog nodded, patting the other on the shoulder. “Oi know that, and I appreciate it. This place is not loike anythin’ I’ve ever seen before, and it is nice knowing that I have someone who understands me.” He grinned at the other widely. “Now….let’s see what we can find out about gettin’ home.”

#Dolphin #Anonymous

lovesvampire

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !

“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “

“ move or you will be moved. “

“ hey, sailor. “

“ is there anything real about you? “

“ nevermind i take it back. “

“ i hate you. “

“ fine! do you want me to drive? “

“ man, shut the hell up. “

“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “

“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “

“ there’s worse ways to go. “

“ got anything for me? “

“ please, stay. “

“ it’s not your fault. “

“ didn’t see that one coming? “

“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “

“ is it me you see? “

“ i adore you. “

“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “

“ let’s kick his ass. “

“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “

“ still think you’re the only monster? “

“ i’m not going to fight you. “

“ i’m always picking up after you. “

“ hands off. “

“ he was very hot. “

“ you’re all not worthy. “

“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “

“ hey what’s up everybody! “

“ c’mon use your words! “

“ i don’t even know who you are. “

“ what? no smile? “

“ you’re not going to stop. “

“ did i step on your moment? “

“ hows my hair? “

“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “

“ in my own defense that was last week. “

“ you look taller. “

“ i get in trouble a lot. “

“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “

“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “

“ i said kneel! “

“ that tie looks real expensive. “

“ abort mission! “

“ i understood that reference. “

“ did you just nod off? “

“ that wasn’t so bad. “

“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “

“ all yours. “

“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “

“ i can get by on my own. “

“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “

“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “

“ yes, i think it works. “

“ then he stabbed me. “

“ (pronoun) made a different call. “

“ that’s not up to you. “

“ higher further faster baby. “

“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “

“ destiny arrives all the same. “

“ what makes you happy? “

“ you don’t want any part of this. “

“ do you even speak latin? “

“ i guess you go through me. “

“ anyone else? “

“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “

“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “

“ piss off ghost! “

“ i know my worth. “

“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “

“ varies from moment to moment. “

“ surprise! “

“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “

“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “

“ i thought you were dead. “

“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “

“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “

“ you weren’t there. “

“ i like her. “

“ who the hell is ___? “

“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “

“ i need the other guy. “

“ i was attacked! “

“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “

“ i don’t feel so good. “

“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “

“ but i knew (pronoun) “

“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “

“ do not touch me again. “

“ before you didn’t have me. “

“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “

“ i’m always angry. “

“ okay… that one’s on me. “

“ i’m not asking for permission. “

“ you still owe me a dance. “

“ none of this makes sense!”

“ don’t take my stuff. “

“ if you stay here you’ll die. “

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