@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying?
What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!
It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.
Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?
Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!
Lokiiiiiiiii!
Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.
You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?
It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it
One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?
…. why are you doing this to me?
I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.
He would be gentler than that.
I mean.
Uh.
I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.
You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?
NO!
I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,
It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?
I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.
I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.
Ha, what?
Should we forget I said anything?
I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.
You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.
I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.
Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still ... you know: For science! Yeah?