The O.G. Loki Laufeyson

Guess who's back, back again.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

See for yourself. Since you're here. With no explanation. After I watched you die, again. Which is fine, by the way. You - you do always come back.

[theoglaufeyson]

Would it make you feel better to know that I was there? During the big battle? You're welcome, by the way.

[askbrothor]

Were you? Well. Good. Thanks.

[theoglaufeyson]

See? I couldn't, Strange and I agreed it was best if Thanos didn't know I made a miraculous comeback. I'm sorry, brother. I. I'm here now.

[askbrothor]

Oh, I'm glad Strange was in on this. And Valkyrie, I assume? Or did she just not question the flying horse? I - it's fine. It's all good. I'm glad you're alive, we can hang.

[theoglaufeyson]

You're acting weird, speaking of strange.

[askbrothor]

Weird? Ha, I'm not acting weird, I'm acting like myself. A myself who's just waiting for you to take off again. So if you want to hang, cool, just dont - dont give me hope.

[theoglaufeyson]

I have never once hanged in any of my lives, Thor. I'm not going to do this if you're not going to take it seriously.

[askbrothor]

Do what? Come back here, act like my brother again, then find a way to die again and leave me alone to... to try and deal with, with everything? Again? How can I know that wont happen again?

[theoglaufeyson]

In case it wasn't clear, I'm not thrilled to die myself, brother mine.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

See for yourself. Since you're here. With no explanation. After I watched you die, again. Which is fine, by the way. You - you do always come back.

[theoglaufeyson]

Would it make you feel better to know that I was there? During the big battle? You're welcome, by the way.

[askbrothor]

Were you? Well. Good. Thanks.

[theoglaufeyson]

See? I couldn't, Strange and I agreed it was best if Thanos didn't know I made a miraculous comeback. I'm sorry, brother. I. I'm here now.

[askbrothor]

Oh, I'm glad Strange was in on this. And Valkyrie, I assume? Or did she just not question the flying horse? I - it's fine. It's all good. I'm glad you're alive, we can hang.

[theoglaufeyson]

You're acting weird, speaking of strange.

[askbrothor]

Weird? Ha, I'm not acting weird, I'm acting like myself. A myself who's just waiting for you to take off again. So if you want to hang, cool, just dont - dont give me hope.

[theoglaufeyson]

I have never once hanged in any of my lives, Thor. I'm not going to do this if you're not going to take it seriously.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

See for yourself. Since you're here. With no explanation. After I watched you die, again. Which is fine, by the way. You - you do always come back.

[theoglaufeyson]

Would it make you feel better to know that I was there? During the big battle? You're welcome, by the way.

[askbrothor]

Were you? Well. Good. Thanks.

[theoglaufeyson]

See? I couldn't, Strange and I agreed it was best if Thanos didn't know I made a miraculous comeback. I'm sorry, brother. I. I'm here now.

[askbrothor]

Oh, I'm glad Strange was in on this. And Valkyrie, I assume? Or did she just not question the flying horse? I - it's fine. It's all good. I'm glad you're alive, we can hang.

[theoglaufeyson]

You're acting weird, speaking of strange.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

See for yourself. Since you're here. With no explanation. After I watched you die, again. Which is fine, by the way. You - you do always come back.

[theoglaufeyson]

Would it make you feel better to know that I was there? During the big battle? You're welcome, by the way.

[askbrothor]

Were you? Well. Good. Thanks.

[theoglaufeyson]

See? I couldn't, Strange and I agreed it was best if Thanos didn't know I made a miraculous comeback. I'm sorry, brother. I. I'm here now.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

See for yourself. Since you're here. With no explanation. After I watched you die, again. Which is fine, by the way. You - you do always come back.

[theoglaufeyson]

Would it make you feel better to know that I was there? During the big battle? You're welcome, by the way.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

I had to get custom made curtains.

[theoglaufeyson]

Are there tiny lightning bolts on them?

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

....

....

I don't like this game, brother.

[theoglaufeyson]

I'm not playing a game, brother.

Do you like the land of the midnight sun, by the way? Did you get my joke now? I've waited ages for the follow-through.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[askbrothor]

Well, neither would I if circumstances - if it was that, or no beer, you know. Which one are you, anyway?

[theoglaufeyson]

One that ... well, one you know.

[askbrothor]

Hi Bro Thor, what is your personal ranking of top five mortal beers? Asking for a friend!

First of all, you misspelled Asgard, but that's okay. Maybe we should change - amend that sign. Add an S. That'd be pretty funny. A little arrow pointing up there, oh, your question, right.

Well, Midgardian beers aren't as good as Asgardian ones, but these days you can't be too picky. So in no particular order, my top five mortal beers:

1. Athena, which is named after a goddess I met once. Which is a really funny story, actually, this one time, my brother and I- we had to go Olympus to deal with those assholes - I mean, look, it's fine that I wasn't the only alien worshipped as a god and all, but those guys suck. Anyway - oh, Korg's telling me to move on.

2. Tropicalia, which just has a neat can. It's kind of like fruit, which reminds me of - well, it's nice, anyway.

3. Innis & Gunn, which is from a place called Scotland, where I've never been but have heard it looks a lot like New Asgard. I wouldnt know, I've never been there. But if it's as cold as it is here, I'm not really interested. It's cold here all the time. Odin didnt tell me that part when he was like - hey just go to this one hilltop or whatever - or maybe that was just a dream? It's hard to tell - oh, right.

4. Nothing wrong with Coors.

5. Classic City Lager, which is by the same people who make the Athena and the Tropicalia. I've never met any of them, but they could be Asgardian for how they make their beer.

Do you want one? I'm gonna have one.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

That's okay, but thanks! Scotland is pretty cool, and the weather is a little more mild than Norway imo. Did Loki have any favorite beers? I know he was more of a gin in a glass jar type of guy and all.

[askbrothor]

Loki? Oh, Loki, he - yeah, he preferred, hm, he called them more civilized drinks - wine and cocktails with fancy glasses and - uhm, I...

[theoglaufeyson]

I didn't say no to a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon once in a great while.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT’S HO- um, yeah.

[kingofnewasgard]

Rude. That was rude.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmmph.

[kingofnewasgard]

Dont hmmpph at me, brother, I am king of this room

[theoglaufeyson]

I'll leave the room then

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT’S HO- um, yeah.

[kingofnewasgard]

Rude. That was rude.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmmph.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT'S HO- um, yeah.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I’m going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your … experiment.

[kingofnewasgard]

… okay. Thank you. I - I love you, Loki.

[theoglaufeyson]

And I love the booze cruise I’m going to take through your kitchen.

[kingofnewasgard]

You’re the worst houseguest, you know that? Have fun.

[theoglaufeyson]

Pretty sure I'm your newest roommate.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I’m going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your … experiment.

[kingofnewasgard]

… okay. Thank you. I - I love you, Loki.

[theoglaufeyson]

And I love the booze cruise I'm going to take through your kitchen.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I'm going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your ... experiment.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I'm no longer needed here. I'm sure the Grandmaster won't mind my return to Sakaar.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I'll leave you two alone.