Thor the Thunderer

Avenger. King. Brother.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

What it says on the tin.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You owe Loki two beef quesaritos now, Thor.

[kingofnewasgard]

You'll get them when you get them, Loki.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT’S HO- um, yeah.

[kingofnewasgard]

Rude. That was rude.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmmph.

[kingofnewasgard]

Dont hmmpph at me, brother, I am king of this room

[theoglaufeyson]

I’ll leave the room then

[kingofnewasgard]

I'm also king of this house and the area surrounding it

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT’S HO- um, yeah.

[kingofnewasgard]

Rude. That was rude.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmmph.

[kingofnewasgard]

Dont hmmpph at me, brother, I am king of this room

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

You really are the worst, brother.

YEAH!!! THAT’S HO- um, yeah.

[kingofnewasgard]

Rude. That was rude.

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

A meme from 2016 about cap telling Tony to “suck my star spangled ding dong” with a box of little debbie’s is still like the funniest God damn thing I’ve ever seen

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

You reblogged my unedited version and now there’s an alternate universe branching off into Odin knows where, nice GOING THORRR

[kingofnewasgard]

I dont fucking understand meme culture Lokkkiiiiiiii

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I’m going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your … experiment.

[kingofnewasgard]

… okay. Thank you. I - I love you, Loki.

[theoglaufeyson]

And I love the booze cruise I’m going to take through your kitchen.

[kingofnewasgard]

You’re the worst houseguest, you know that? Have fun.

[theoglaufeyson]

Pretty sure I’m your newest roommate.

[kingofnewasgard]

Well, yeah, of course you are.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I’m going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your … experiment.

[kingofnewasgard]

… okay. Thank you. I - I love you, Loki.

[theoglaufeyson]

And I love the booze cruise I’m going to take through your kitchen.

[kingofnewasgard]

You're the worst houseguest, you know that? Have fun.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn’t serious. Please stay. Please don’t leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmm, I’m going to raid your refrigerator and see where that takes me. Have a good time with your … experiment.

[kingofnewasgard]

... okay. Thank you. I - I love you, Loki.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you’re kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

Hmph. Maybe I’m no longer needed here. I’m sure the Grandmaster won’t mind my return to Sakaar.

[kingofnewasgard]

Loki! No! No, please. I was - I wasn't serious. Please stay. Please don't leave me.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

Haha, gross, I’ll leave you two alone.

[kingofnewasgard]

Get out of here, Loki.

And, uh, you're kind of a hypocrite, by the way.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I’m glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[strongestnotstupidest]

Interesting. I mean you know what Tony would say if he were still … you know: For science! Yeah?

[kingofnewasgard]

Hmm, for science. That sounds - legitimate.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I’m, uh, a little embarrassed. I don’t know why Loki had to tell you.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You wanna put Loki back where you found him? Hes still a shithead, you know? Hes still your asshole brother.

[kingofnewasgard]

I - no, I mean. I'm glad that hes alive to mess with me, I guess. But still. This, uh, wasnt something I really - uh, so um. I mean. I do like you like this.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Should we forget I said anything?

[kingofnewasgard]

I - I guess no. I'm, uh, a little embarrassed. I don't know why Loki had to tell you.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[strongestnotstupidest]

I mean I’m not like, not interested? Like, I’m not, just because I’m a celebrity now doesnt mean that … look, Thor, I’m, I’m attracted to you, too.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ha, what?

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that’s not - you dont have to do that, I’m sorry, Banner. This isn’t - uh,

[strongestnotstupidest]

It’s not what? You don’t want to … were you um, not like, not serious?

[kingofnewasgard]

I just - obviously you wouldnt be interested, really. I mean. Obviously.

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I’m gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.

[strongestnotstupidest]

You um, you need a … you want me to come with, buddy?

[kingofnewasgard]

NO!

I,, uh, I mean, no, that's not - you dont have to do that, I'm sorry, Banner. This isn't - uh,

[theoglaufeyson]

@kingofnewasgard Sooo … do we need to have an intervention of some sort? Does @strongestnotstupidest know of the depths of your, ahem, thirst, as the Spider Child is fond of saying? 

[kingofnewasgard]

What! That - ha, that’s, hahaha, that’s not, here, give me that, hey, that’s none of your - Haha. That’s, this is just a, uh, it’s a joke!

[theoglaufeyson]

It is an awfully old and well developed account on “Fetlife” and the r/monsterfuckers thread on “Reddit” to be a joke, brother mine.

[kingofnewasgard]

Ahhhhh well, see, I, it’s just that sometimes, I mean. I didnt have anyone to talk to for a while and, uh, ah, I- we could just not talk about this? Maybe?

[strongestnotstupidest]

Hey buddy, look, I’m, wow! I’m flattered, you know? Like how much of a fucking ego boost is it for Thor to want to fuck you? Man. Just, you know, I don’t want to hurt you or anything, like physically or any other way. But again, whoa!

[kingofnewasgard]

Lokiiiiiiiii!

Ha, I mean, obviously anybody would be lucky to - but not - I didnt - look, you know, you know how things were. This is just - oh, I was just being stupid.

[theoglaufeyson]

You have like fictionalized romantic and highly dubiously erotic tales penned and published on something called Archive of Our Own about … what the fuck is a Professor Hulk “high school au”?

[kingofnewasgard]

It’s when Banner is a teacher at a high school and someone who is not supposed to represent me is his student and he teaches the character who isnt me how to - like. Do math and learn how to, uh, like, be in a nice relationship or whatever. But those those are really old. I was really drunk when I wrote them. Just - just leave it

[theoglaufeyson]

One of them was updated yesterday. There’s “fanart.” Should I click it to see how not you the main character lusting after the Hulk’s double plus good cock actually is? Should I, Thor?

[kingofnewasgard]

…. why are you doing this to me?

[theoglaufeyson]

I just think it’s something we all should be able to talk about. No secrets, brother. Just let the healing cock, er, hopefully not rip your asshole like crepe paper.

[kingofnewasgard]

He would be gentler than that.

I mean.

Uh.

I'm gonna - I should - I need to go. Right now. Immediately.