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[Independent fantroll RP blog] M!A: None

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Glow Blog

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Schäferite Rothenberg, Bell, Mendig, Mayen-Koblenz, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany

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Calcite & Pyrolusite Daye County, Huangshi, Hubei Province, China (Peoples Republic)

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Garnet Var Andradite Huanggang Mine, Hexigten Banner, Chifeng City, Inner Mongolia, China (Peoples Republic)

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"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

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"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

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"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

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Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

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Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

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*softly* you're an unpleasant person

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Vanadinite ACF Mine, Mibladen, Midelt Province, Drâa-Tafilalet Region, Morocco      

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D -[Yo! Been a long ass time since I done seen a new peep on th' block.]->

D -[Sup witcha? Th' name be Gamzius, but ya colt call me Jean.]->

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howdy howdy. I’m Kris! A pleasure to meet you, Jean. As far as sup? Just a little bit of recreational arson. How about you?

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D -[A li'l burnin' 'n' scorchin', huh? Heh heh, I be knowin' all 'bout that.]->

D -[Li'l hard t' avoid it myself.]->

D -[For me? I be doin' a bit of... Fishin'. B)]->

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Botryoidal Chalcopyrite

Locality: Daye Co., Huangshi, Hubei, China

Size: 10.0 x 7.0 x 5.5 cm

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strongman-freakshow reblogged your post and added:

D -[Yea I ain’t gonna play wit my food.]->D -[A…

are you insinuatin somefin cos i just got outta the shower

you aint here are you

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D -[What, nah.]->

D -[Ya was supposed t' come t' my area, why'd I be there?]->

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strongman-freakshow replied to your post “D -[Ey grab ya shellphone, we ‘boutta be outta here.]->”

D -[For ya date, remember? Or ya ain’t wanna snag no diamonds no more.]->

oh

you were for reel-reel

aight 

shore 38)

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D -[Yea I ain't gonna play wit my food.]->

D -[A fine main dish needs a STRONG flavor t' pair wit it B)]->

D -['N' as ya know... Fish always be tastin' great wit beef.]->

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@malleablepersonage

D -[Yo! Been a long ass time since I done seen a new peep on th' block.]->

D -[Sup witcha? Th' name be Gamzius, but ya colt call me Jean.]->

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> Gamzius: Prepare.

Thanks to your methods of getting to the Gaudy Palace Supreme, you couldn’t simply bash your head against the wall and wake up in your hive with a slight headache. You had to check your surroundings to make sure it’s occupant didn’t discover you or your ruse accidentally. After surveying the halls for a solid stretch of time, you cautiously rolled off the roughly hewn marble slab you were using as a reclining platform and retrieved your mobile communicator.

Thankfully, whatever stretch of not-space Meenah’s particular bubble existed within could still be tracked for transportalizer use, so you still had a way back hive. After the requisite warm up period where your hivepad triangulated your position, you were whisked away from the Bubbly Sea Castle and placed in your own respiteblock, where felt a sense of ease creep into the facets of your shoulders. It was not until you had thrown on your stylish blazer that you thought of leaving a cheeky note on the marble pedestal before your departure.

Something along the lines of “Nice monument, nerd!” or something equally goading to broil her mussels. Although, you didn’t exactly have any way of leaving a message behind, even if you did think of that bit of mischief beforehand. Not for the first time that night, you heaved a sigh and shoved your feet into your formal jhoes, getting ready for a hopefully relaxing excursion with a particularly fermented fish. Once your joutifit was fully assembled, you sought your mobile communicator to send a heads up.

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> Gamzius: Cut your losses.

You hadn’t heard from your metallic companion for almost the entire night, even though you were desperately in need of a second opinion for your plan. You heaved a heavy sigh and turned the screen of your mobile communicator off, knowing it would do you little good to continue fretting. Wherever GZS had gotten off to, you fully expected them to return before long.

You steeled your nerves, knowing that this plan was do or die, and though you didn’t actually consider your life to be in jeopardy, you didn’t want to fuck things up even more. You continued by stripping down to nothing, baring yourself to the emptiness of your hive, and dragged out the hunk of marble you thought would tastefully complete the ruse. After setting it down carefully on the transportalizer pad, you laid your bare rear upon the cool stone, shivering as you made yourself comfortable.

All it took for your masterpiece to be complete was a final pose, and of course, a notification to the intended recipient. After all, it wouldn’t make much sense for you to go through the lengths you did without giving her a heads up. You stashed the mobile communicator beneath the small of your back, making sure not to rest your weight on it too heavily, and slowly transmuted your skin, hair, and horns to an immaculately cut precious stone. Soon, you resembled an artistic marvel worthy of the halls of highbloods, looking as if you were painstakingly chiseled from a solid block of pink diamond.

As your muscles adjusted, crystalline sinews stretched and maintained, the timer to the transportalizer buzzed angrily, signaling the time was upon you. With a flash of blue arcane fire, you and the marble pedestal you rested on were whisked off to a troll you hoped would be appreciative of your efforts.

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Fluorite With Quartz Xia Yang Mine, Fujian Province, China (Peoples Republic)

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Ughhhhh this is why i fucking hate writing text posts on mobile. Everything is so sus and as soon as you swap to another app or check out some OTHER post cuz you got a notification- POOF!

All those words you were writing?

GONE, DUMBASS!

Hope you remember what you wrote because *I* sure don't!!!!!

Fuck me, man.

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D -[It be true. Th' taller ya be, th' harder ya DO be fallin'.]->

D -['N' I fall real fuckin' hard.]->

D -[Like a meteor, even.]->

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thats cute

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D -[Ya wanna sea?]->

D -[I ain't gonna fi% ya hive, tho.]->

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D -[It be true. Th' taller ya be, th' harder ya DO be fallin'.]->

D -['N' I fall real fuckin' hard.]->

D -[Like a meteor, even.]->