[strscrm]

rules | about | headcanons please keep in mind that my muse is not a nice person and I won’t tone him down in interactions to make him more agreeable.

indie / selective idw1 starscream. multi-ship / multi-verse / oc friendly.

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don’t reblog any ooc posts unless I state that it is okay to do so in the tags or in the post.

other blogs: rodimus | shockwave

[strscrm]

And for Easter, he will

[strscrm]

Oh but of course! Imagine driving with your headlights off at night. Flying without a nose to dive with is no different. I'm afraid mouth doesn't quite cut it so, you're gonna be stuck up there now. Good luck.

[ask-smokescreen]

... What if I do that sometimes?

So, I'm stuck? Forever?

... Wait. No one in my universe has a nose, but they aren't stuck forever in the air. Can't I just transform and fall?

[strscrm]

Hmph, adrenaline chasers hardly listen to reason anyway. Not that I would ever wanna stop you from... risking it all! Dear me, wouldn't that just suck for you. You sure can fall though, whether willingly or by waiting out your weird magic. You don't look like a stranger to, heh, free falling.

[ask-smokescreen]

@strscrm replied to your post “Primus, flying is so fun! He's glad it's so nice...”:

nose dive

​I don't have a nose!!! No one in my universe has those. Are they that important for flying?

[strscrm]

Oh but of course! Imagine driving with your headlights off at night. Flying without a nose to dive with is no different. I'm afraid mouth doesn't quite cut it so, you're gonna be stuck up there now. Good luck.

[ask-smokescreen]

@strscrm replied to your post “Primus, flying is so fun! He's glad it's so nice...”:

nose dive

​I don't have a nose!!! No one in my universe has those. Are they that important for flying?

[strscrm]

Duh? How do you think we fliers master our skills in the sky, it's all about the nose. You are going to need to smell the air for... potential threats!

[strscrm]

For April Fools, I will

[hyugakojiro]

[strscrm]

@forgedcold

[strscrm]

Hope, for what? That one day I, too, would "become a good guy" just like your disguise? Now that would be unbecoming of me.

[forgedcold]

"Let's not delude ourselves with nonsense, Starscream. You are incapable of many things, especially learning from your mistakes and finding what it takes to change for the better. My hope was that you had merely realized you are not going to stop me — that I had finally become boring to you."

[strscrm]

"Hm, what makes you say that, makes you think you, forget about boring — haven't been dead to me since a long ago. It's merely a... passively existing fact of life that you're on a quest where a bunch of dimwits fall for your act because their naivety makes them inclined to, nothing I need to concern myself with. Unless you're concerned about what I think of you?"

[strscrm]

A well educated speculation on your end indeed. But each one is getting longer than the previous period, wouldn't you say so?

[forgedcold]

Does that mean you're slowly giving up? No more treachery? No more ridiculous insults? Don't give me hope, Starscream. It's unbecoming of you.

[strscrm]

Hope, for what? That one day I, too, would "become a good guy" just like your disguise? Now that would be unbecoming of me.

[strscrm]

Disturbed yet?

[forgedcold]

Not particularly. You usually don't stay down for long.

[strscrm]

A well educated speculation on your end indeed. But each one is getting longer than the previous period, wouldn't you say so?

[strscrm]

Flicks dust off the desk with a finger, longingly reminiscing about calling people ugly and insufferable.

[forgedcold]

You're alive.

[strscrm]

Disturbed yet?

[strscrm]

Flicks dust off the desk with a finger, longingly reminiscing about calling people ugly and insufferable.

[forgedcold]

Summons @strscrm with this.

[strscrm]

forgedcold​:

He dares disturb a lot of things.

Stop sleeping. It’s lonely quiet without you here.

Well in that case, perhaps he, too, will be actively disturbing the peace here.

[forgedcold]

Summons @strscrm with this.

[strscrm]

Who dare disturb his slumber.

[strscrm]

Is it worth emerging yet?

[strscrm]

★

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I wanted you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[strscrm]

★

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d have killed you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money for an ulterior motive // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun to make squirm // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better