just lots of gay shit tbh

[sebcstainstan]

Rock your body // posting on all socials

[lucylehane]

I don't have a caption I just really like this scene

[handsywoman]

‘now the bed’s all dirty’

‘what? shut up.’

[lucylehane]

someone said in the tags on a prev post that ilya looks like a virgin here and I can't unsee it

[bees-reads]

I’m obsessed with the idea of Shane figuring out he can use his big beautiful doe eyes to get anything he wants.

He just widens his eyes, makes them a bit glassy and Ilya folds like a damn chair.

After a while Ilya figures out what he’s doing and screws his eyes shut to avoid looking at Shane.

Ilya: no Shane no I know what you’re doing, put your eyes away. You will not use your wicked spells on me today

Shane: Ilya will you just look at me please

Ilya always ends up looking at Shane because he can’t resist him and Shane gets his way every single darn time.

[fuuuckwhoknows]

I love the idea of Shane’s chirps just being observations.

It started when he was a kid and he was trying to help everyone get better at hockey including the opposing teams players, he would say something like “your stick grip is weak” or “you’re slow on your right” (idk i don’t know hockey very well ESPECIALLY little kid hockey) but he says it totally deadpan because little Shanebug doesn’t understand tone yet.

This makes the other teams so mad! They try and fight him constantly! Little bitty baby hockey fights and then Yuna sits him down in middle school after the first fight that he actually gets hurt (black eye and bloody lip) and asks him what he is saying to make everyone fight him?

“Nothing mean I swear mom!!! I’m trying to be nice and help correct their form”

And suddenly Yuna gets it and explains to Shane that not everyone but especially not the opposing team likes to have their flaws pointed out to them even if it’s coming from a good place and how that could be seen as chirping.

So he stops for a while, then his coach for world juniors tells him to try and piss off Rozanov enough that they can draw a penalty. So Shane does what he does best and points out a flaw at each face off. Jokes on him though because Ilya is actively changing those things and getting better every face off because he is taking it for what it is, advice.

Which pisses Shane off, he thinks his chirping tactic won’t work now that he is older. So he points out at his first scrimmage at practice in Montreal that the center who has been there for years (who he is probably replacing) is favoring his left side is staying too far left to compensate (again I don’t know hockey so I am trying to translate things I know about soccer lol)

And the center loses it on him! Immediately yelling about the lack of respect and how a rookie makes it to the MLH and thinks they are hot shit.

So Shane realizes his chirping DOES work just not on rozanov and becomes a menace he studies game tape specifically to find holes in his opponents game and pre prepares chirps and it fucking works because all these men are so far up their own asses that they just get mad instead of using the advice.

Idk I just needed Shane Chirping but in a very Shane way. Like he really just wants to play hockey but chirping is part of hockey so he studies chirping but doesn’t want to do any of the “classic” chirps (your mom! Your wife! Your girlfriend! You’re gay! Type of stuff) so he invents his own chirps out of his amazing mind

[pureloveandspite]

The Haiden Henderson x Heated Rivalry obsession doesn’t seem to be going anywhere any time soon 🫣

[hudconera]

it’s such a sweet scene. seeing shane bring a blanket and a coffee to ilya, and the two of them wrapping up together while watching the sunrise. thinking that, before that happens, ilya spoke to his mom in heaven and thanked her for sending him the love of his life

[melmeh]

The Hottest Edit Ever!!!! 🥵🥵🥵

[ilyas-left-nut]

so good every single time

[piningandslowburns]

They invented chemistry and no one will ever compare.

[ilyas-left-nut]

ilya’s trying so HARD to act nonchalant here it’s actually comical, when we ALL know that man is seconds away from begging on his hands n knees

[hudconera]

this scene makes me feel more giddy than most of their kisses

[handsywoman]

welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander

[thisfeebleheart]

i don't think i'll ever get over the look on Ilya's face after Shane says he loves him too

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

Hello, 911? This edit maker is trying to kill me.