[flowercrownilya]

Them doing that thing that long term couples do when they’ve been together for awhile where they’re out in a group of people and just stare at each other without saying anything and then go about their business until they decide to stare at each other again

[creamsiclemelt]

"This is real though, right?"

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[flyora]

Couldn't miss the chance

[lavenderprose]

At least once a year when the Raiders come to town Ilya reactivates his inner fuckboi and goes out with his boys who are still on the team, goes hard at the club, wears something objectively hideous, steals someone's Raider's ballcap and throws it on backwards. Phone buzzing in his pocket all night while he ignores it (this is Part of the Game) and when he finally closes out his tab after midnight he sees that someone has changed his contact for Shane back to 'Jane' and that 'Jane' has been blowing up his phone for the last few hours

Jane: Are we still on for tonight?

Jane: ???

Jane: Rozanov.

Jane: Fuck you I'm not going to just wait around for you all night.

Jane: Asshole.

Ilya just smirks to himself and replies with a room number.

And the thing is that they do actually have to be a bit sneaky. It wouldn't do for someone to draw some false conclusions about why one half of the most scrutinized marriage in the NHL is loitering in a random hotel lobby in Ottawa on a Thursday evening. Ilya doesn't want that kind of publicity and he does not want to try to explain that it's not what it looks like to his in-laws.

So there's a thrill to it when he scans the keycard into the reader and Shane is sitting there in the dark, breath heavy like he's nervous or like he's just run up six flights of stairs to avoid elevator cameras.

(It's both)

And yeah maybe it breaks kayfabe a bit that Shane already had the room key or that he's wearing his Centaurs team crewneck instead of the Metros one that he would have been wearing in this scenario years ago (because he threw them all out in a fit of pique and Ilya cheered him on) but the hotel room is dark and the only difference in the crewnecks is that the number 24 over the breast is red instead of blue.

He's even combed his hair down over his forehead. Fuck.

"Where the fuck have you been," Shane says, cornering Ilya as soon as the door is closed. "I've been sitting here like a fucking idiot, Rozanov."

"Relax, Hollander," Ilya coos, angling Shane's face with a hand on his jaw, and Shane tries to jerk away and Ilya steels his grip and then the game is really on.

[vodka-and-gingerale]

New head canon is that Scott Hunter once fucked one of the Man in the Crease podcasters and never called him again, which is why they’re such dicks about him

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[mymansmoon]

ilya pleasuring shane and when shane gets close ilya slows down. whatever he was doing he continues doing at half speed, because he wants to see the orgasm overtaking shane in excruciating detail. he wants to lock eyes with shane and see shane's go hazy as his focus draws inwards towards the mounting pleasure. he wants to see shane's mouth going lax and his tongue shifting mindlessly inside. curling like it can taste his orgasm coming. he wants to hear shane's harsh, strained, shallow breaths struggling to maintain themselves under the weight of his pleasure. he wants to feel every desperate twitch of shane's cock and involuntary clench of shane's hole in the final moments before release. and when shane finally comes—eyes squeezing shut, mouth falling open, moaning, spasming, covering ilya in his seed—ilya releases a sound like he's come too, because bringing shane that slowly to orgasm was as intense to him as having one himself

[creamsiclemelt]

"What are you doing?" "I think you know." "Please stop" "I don't think that's what you what."

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie | Levi Campello: Act 1 | 2021

[shilyas]

ilya's hand(s) here...

[f180n]

freaks

[creamsiclemelt]

i do actually think shane would take ilya's fist and beg for more. and thats a fact

and then ilya's says some crazy shit about putting dick in beside his hand so he can jerk off in shane's hole and they'd both come so hard they'd see god

[creamsiclemelt]

#marking how far they get on ilya's wrist. true gay culture style

#and that's the thrill for both of them#don't worry. ilya says. it will fit. and it does. it always does. hollanov#size kink#fisting#hr kink talk#heated rivalry

following up on @hothockey's great tags...

....for one of their anniversaries, ilya's present is a little line halfway up his forearm with the year of the anniversary on it and no one will know what it is except shane, whos goal is always to make that disappear in himself

to continue...

and if i said this is how shane and ilya, as elite athletes, say i love you to each other? then what?

what if this, handing over shane's body, letting ilya reshape it because the other passion their lives in hockey has done so much to reshape it, is love?

handing over this part of himself to ilya that no one else has even thought to injure. all the other parts of him have been hit and slashed and driven into the boards and exhausted by trainers.

this one...everything that happens, happens because of ilya. what if i said that. then what?

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[hunybody]

living in the world where ilya and svetlana go on a zaney abortion road trip across the usa. and yes obviously she is pregnant by ilya. they discussed ilya throwing her down the stairs and also the effects of party drugs vis a vis abortion success before packing up his jag (with 21 miles of gas in it) and heading down the highway

[hunybody]

it is CRUCIAL to me that svetlana is also an idiot. like they’re both incredibly smart and have stunning people skills and have drive and talent and shine like precious rare beetles to me obviously. but ilya is stupid as bricks and, as his lifelong best friend, i MUST conclude that svetlana is stupid in an identical way. All this to say i think they’re trying insane abortion home remedies they get from etsy witches ilya finds online when it’s svetlana’s turn to drive. and also from maureen the diner waitress who swears her aunt drank from a specific well and had a barren womb for the rest of her life.

[hunybody]

they reminisce fondly about their route 66 abortion roadtrip in front of shane years later and he gets so jealous he has to leave to pace in the yard. it should have been HIM that got teenage pregnant and had to abort for his career while ilya supportively held his hand down a scenic highway at sunset! fuck!

[loontattoo]

those big strong silly boys are always doing some weird shit with their bodies together. shane is attempting squats while ilya is clinging to his back. they're sprinting as fast as they can while barefoot on the grass at the cottage just to see who can run 100 metres the fastest. they're climbing trees and doing back flips off the dock. they're taking turns tackling each other and seeing who can hold their ground the longest. ilya's flexing his abs and telling shane to hit him as hard as he can in the stomach ("I'm not going to hit you as hard as I can" "oh my god you are so boring"). and well, of course the wrestling,

[manhasetardis]

“How did the two of you get together?” “I looked at her and thought: ‘I’m going to eat you’ and then I did.” “Is he still eating you then?” - Apanhados Portugueses