[kues]

[officialunitedstates]

on the internet no one knows

[decenthumanbeing69]

No one knows what?

[officialunitedstates]

no one knows

[studioisa]

People really still out here using Tumblr?

[andrewsadrian-deactivated201403]

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

[joltick-archive]

i love this post because my dad literally got his law degree by accident?? he was the first person in his family to go to college and he didn’t understand how majors worked (he thought that it was just like.. if you take a lot of math classes you’re a math major and that it was just a figure of speech) so when it was time for him to declare his he realized he hadn’t actually been working towards any major in particular.

so he went through and looked at the required classes for every major offered at his college to see if the classes he had taken matched with anything, and lo and behold he found a pre-law degree.  and he thought, “well ok, i guess being a lawyer doesn’t sound too bad.”  and that’s how my dad became a lawyer.

[hansgrubr]

is your dad phoenix wright

[poems-and-word]

[teraokanatsumi]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

[perrfectly]

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[poems-and-word]

[rose--clique]

😂😂😂 I’m done!!

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

[addelburgh]

[unimpressedcats]

feed me i’m a baby!

[mimeblood]

I can’t fucking comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

[tamhonksss]

soft and sweaty boi zuck

[eunnieboo]

girls in love

[hdzart]

when ur gf doesnt have a phone so u have to summon her for date night

[buddhabrand]

a little man without a worry

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thot

[iamoutofideas]

HEY!

[hanataiyouame]