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Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
i can’t shake the feeling that i’ll always either be too much or not enough. too much to handle, but never enough to satisfy.
But I always liked the thought of maybe being a runaway. I could be your lover and you could be my heartache, And I could sing the songs that we used to sing way back when The future wasn’t everything and we lived because we loved it then.
Catch Me If You Can // EDEN
you know what’s so fucking hot… being able to have open healthy communication and feeling understood, validated and appreciated. ughhhh fuck yeah
I really want nothing more than to have one of those late nights where you’re drunk with someone you care about sitting somewhere quiet like a rooftop or the beach and you begin a conversation that turns into hours of talking about life and slowly everything in the world seems to disappear and you begin to feel alive and awake and aware of yourself and the person sitting next to you and nothing else matters
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
“MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt”
— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
You were the mistake that I promised myself I would never make again. I just wanted to hate you the way that I hated myself.
Poetry At Most
Will Smith Tries Online Dating With the Robot Sophia
have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because
it is simultaneously
the best and worst thing
I have ever
fuckIN G seEN
likE WHAT DID THEY DO
TO GET ARRESTED???
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME
pleasE I NEED CONTEXT