Everyone’s Favorite Uncle

He/they/it DNI: Pedos, homophobes, transphobes, Racists I’m not to smart sometimes

[stuffedfoxwiththewifipassword]

“I will fall in love with you” from EPIC but it’s Crowley and Aziraphale finding each other in the new universe every generation.

[niku30]

So recently I had a pretty genius idea….. And it’s been popping off on TikTok…..

[stuffedfoxwiththewifipassword]

What if Carmen looks at Chase and he sees hostility and judgment in her eyes, but she's just admiring his beauty?

You are evil. Have a cookie.

[hey-smoothskin]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

[stuffedfoxwiththewifipassword]

HEY. IF YOU KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT, SEND THEM MY WAY. THEY WERE APART OF A SERVER WITH ME AND THEIR ACCOUNT ON DISCORD GOT HACKED!!

CED, WE MISS YOU!!! COME FIND US!!!

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[twistedclaws]

I just realized I never posted these and recently got an ask about how I draw cats. I do plan on "continuing" this series (hopefully better organized) at some point.

[profeminist]

"The Don't Say Gay Law has been cut down to size in more ways than this.

- LGBTQ+ students and staff may now be protected by anti-bullying and anti-discrimination measures

- Libraries are free to restock LGBTQ+ books

- LGBTQ+ topics may be discussed freely

GO CRY IN A CORNER RON

Florida teachers can discuss sexual orientation and gender ID under ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill settlement

[stuffedfoxwiththewifipassword]

I imagined this and I love it

CHILD OF MC: It’s very nice to meet you, Professor Sharp!

PROFESSOR SHARP, HOBBLING TOWARDS WEASELY: MATILDA THEYRE BACK—

[marcchurch]

[neil-gaiman]

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

[badjokesbyjeff]

🔑

[netheris]

JEFFERY NOOOO-

[badjokesbyjeff]

🔓

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[iraprince]

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

[iraprince]

WHEN I CATCH YOU WITH ONE OF THESE I STEAL A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE FORCE. WHEN YOU ARE NOT CLENCHING WHEN YOU SEE ONE OF THESE, YOU GET TO STEAL A FEW MINUTES BACK. WE’LL SEE WHO’S LEFT STANDING IN THE END

[iraprince]

GOTCHA AGAIN BITCH

[rosebud-wizard]

Dude this line read is so good

[qwertibo]

ShopLifting. ⚠️🛍️🛒😰 geeAH! 😱disGRACE! 💔😞

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ein-weiches-herz]

@thistlechild

[wizardpostsdotorg]

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

[facelessoldgargoyle]

and big naturals

[gunsandfireandshit]

[fruityedge05]

My dogs don't want our show to go to doggy heaven just yet.