Stupid Cat

Kyo Souma || 18 Student at Rosewood College Trainer at Rosewood Gym Affiliated w/ Wonderland Hearts

[stultxneko]

blxkebowdonna​:

Cat-astrophe| Blake & Kyo

@stultxneko​

  Receiving and invite to an event, Blake was rather curious to even attend but decides she had nothing better to do and decides to participate. Once she arrives at the location she realizes that this event was going to be interesting, considering whom she assumed would be there. 

  She situates herself at the only available table in which was already occupied by an orange haired male. She sits herself across from him and crosses her arms. “Do you have any idea what’s going to happen here? I got the invite but it seemed very vague. Since I had nothing better to do I decided to check it out. What about you?”

“You have cat ears,” he pointed out the moment she sat down, knowing that the girl probably knew about her own ears. Kyo’s own arms crossed over his chest as he found himself self-conscious about his own appearance and then remembered that he hadn’t transformed in a hot minute, so he wouldn’t have ears or a tail at the moment. The hubabaloo of the Hookah Lounge had talked about working together with a partner; was this fate’s cruel way of reminding Kyo about his curse?

He took a deep breath as he leaned forward, breaking his grumpy demeanor as he found himself trying to become more comfortable. His eyes flashed towards her. “What do you think we should do...” Kyo’s words trailed off as he glanced at the table with the such a vague note. “Apparently we’re supposed to work together or some cheesy-”

Suddenly he took a deep breath and he felt his pupils constrict. “Is that catnip?”

[elimemes]

RP SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘flattery gets you nowhere good.’

‘what gets me somewhere in your good books?’

‘we just pissed off a whole bunch of people.’

‘do you do this with every girl you think is pretty?’

‘next week, you will sing a new tune.’

‘ i like how you think. i like how you dress.’

‘did i surprise you?’

‘i’d say it was fairly unprofessional.’

‘fine. you were fantastic? is that what you want?’

‘you can hate me all you like, or you can act.’

‘you’d be very at home in a high school, wouldn’t you?’

‘what i want, i usually get.’

‘you are so full of yourself.’

‘i know you couldn’t care less about the lives you waste, but you care very much about your income. think it over.’

‘that won’t satisfy me, though i expected you’d know very little about how to do that.’

‘if you had any sense in that thick head of yours, you’d understand that.’

‘i’ll be the first to come by and tell you i told you so.’

‘you know the big difference between me and you? i got a family to go back to.’

‘it was nice. i’d do it again.’

‘they’re sending kids to do their work now.’

‘get your drugs out of here. sweep a little.’

‘don’t act like you’ll hear me out.’

‘you think one night gives you the right to toy with me?’

‘i dread to imagine your intentions.’

‘i think so you don’t have to.’

‘are you a wild dog?’

‘i’m not taking you anywhere second rate.’

‘i don’t want it, if it’s not real.’

‘the men in my family are cold. they think in chess moves. i see that in you.’

‘you’re an enigma.’

‘when i’m kissing you, this isn’t happening.’

‘this didn’t have to happen. this is on you.’

‘what have you got? blood oaths and some spit.’

‘you wear it in your eyes. you’re not even sober right now, are you?’

‘i want to stop acting. i want my real thing.’

‘i’m here to talk, before they kill you.’

‘i think you’re a good guy.’

‘how do you do that? say so much without really saying anything at all.’

‘what’s your policy on room service?’

‘guess it’s a good thing i’m not scared of the dark.’

‘is it time for my complimentary breakfast?’

‘i wasn’t gonna hit you, but that wasn’t very nice.’

‘i think you’re a coward.’

‘all she did, she did for me.’

‘you can’t look after me. you have to be selfish.’

‘your denial doesn’t help you.’

‘you are the best of men.’

[stultxneko]

“I can tell you’re upset. Do you need anything right now?” - Tohru

Comforting Cuddles Starters

@riceballhonda

Kyo took a short breath as a low growl rumbled in his throat. Of course Tohru would be able to tell that there was something wrong with him; it was always a superpower of hers to know whenever something was off or different about the ginger. And he couldn’t hate that she did that. No, the Zodiac cat could only hate the moments when he got to the point where she’d be able to tell that something was off.

Yet, with having Tohru around, he never got to the point of loathing himself.

With fists slowly unclenching by his side, he turned to face Tohru and stomped over to her. Kyo was still trying to soften his own anger so it wouldn’t bother her. And as he gingerly grasped her hand, curling his fingers around hers, he glanced away to hide the soft smile and tinged cheeks that now graced his face.

“Let’s just hurry up and get to the restaurant,” he commented, his voice brash and loud. “I’m hungry.”

[justmorerpmemes]

Comforting Cuddles Starters

“Noooo don’t leave me, my pillow!”

“I need a hug. A six hour one.”

“I have pillows, blankets, supreme comfort, and all that’s missing is you.”

“This is an intricately constructed blanket fort. It’d be a shame if it went to waste.”

“Mmmm… no getting up, only cuddles.”

“My personal space isn’t shared with just anyone.”

“Holding hands has been perfected. Now to the next step.”

“I could play with your hair for hours.”

“You’re more comfortable than the couch.”

“My torso isn’t exactly a pillow you know.”

“I suppose I should just forget about getting up huh?”

“I can tell you’re upset. Do you need anything right now?”

“Not the best with words, but I’m told I’m great with a hug.”

“It’s okay, you don’t need to talk now.”

“I just need someone else here, right now.”

“No words just quiet, please…”

“I had an important appointment later but… you only live once. I can cancel.”

“Yes I had the day off. No you can’t prove I took it off for you. The only way to find out is by spending it all with me.”

“One of us is starting to fall asleep.”

“Mmmmphf… that’s what I think about that.”

“Were literally all the cushions taken for this project?”

“We’re comfortable now, but unfortunately someone left the hot drinks in the other room.”

“Someone has to make the greatest sacrifice of getting up out of this warm cocoon.

“You’re making a face. I know that face. It won’t work, I will resist it.”

“I will keep making this face at you until you falter and give in.”

[stultxneko]

abyssalqueenveve​:

@stultxneko​

Heels clicking along concrete echoed around her, of course they would the sound around her didn’t exist who would dare go near a woman with horns jutting from her head? Her dress swayed with the wind as she moved down the sidewalk. Exploration was not a venture she was able to delve into much anymore knowing her own world like the stains on her heels. This world was much different from her own and wreaked of normality, happiness, and a certain odd feeling, it felt like the fey wilds, but more…primary like. Small mumbles of theories running through her mind filling the air to silence the sound of her heels only slightly, perhaps this was Seamus’ doing. But putting the thought on the back burner she was forced to realize this was not her dark loud lair, instead it was almost quiet…which was unsettling for her.

“Such a boring show of humanic existence…where is the pain? The suffering? I want to go back to the abyss…” Veve said to herself as she stopped randomly on the side walk and released a sigh. “Reminds me of that twisted realm Titania calls home…i wonder how that little warlock is doing.” Veve thought for a moment then shook her head then turned her attention to the place she stopped in front of an odd place called…twisty’s. Veve had half a mind to carry on, but yet that adventuring life style called she check it out, maybe they were hiding a relic with in such an oddly named place, perhaps she wasn’t much different than that first day so long ago. Veve shrugged and decided to go inside and the moment she walked in she was hit with the, disgustingly, sweet smell. Veve winced softly at the smell but quickly shook off her surprise, never before had she been thrown off so by a smell. Taking a glance around not understand the purpose of the place though she knew it was a shop she approached the first person she laid eyes on employee or not. “You there. What does this shop provide? I see no weapons or armor.”

It wasn’t often when Kyo would indulge himself into a sweet treat like ice cream. But the cold treat on a hot day sounded like a blessing, and the feline in the back of his mind purred with amusement at the tantalizing thought of dairy brushing against his tongue. As he walked to the ice cream shop, he sent a quick message to Kisa, asking if the younger Souma wanted anything. Was that a smart idea? Would the ice cream be okay for a trek home?

Once he arrived to Twisty’s, he pulled out his phone as he checked the screen for any messages but there weren’t any. Maybe he would stop at a place closer to home and surprise her with a treat. Kyo’s brow furrowed together. It shouldn’t be rude or bold of him to assume that she would want something like this. Most kids like ice cream, right? When he was her age, Kyo always enjoyed the moments when Kazuma would surprise him with some.

With the sudden voice behind him, Kyo glanced over his shoulder at a girl and skeptically raised an eyebrow. “It’s an ice cream place,” he commented, pressing his lips together, “y’know, like the sign outside says.” Who walked into an ice cream shop looking for weapons or armor?

[stultxneko]

youngtigress​:

New Home |

This place really was bizarre, to be able to arrive without warning but also suddenly be brought back home without warning too.. though her trip back home was rather short, she’d had opened her classroom door only to walk straight back into wonderland. 

Luck wasn’t against her completely though since on her way to downtown she had encounter another clan member, another zodiac member. Kyo Souma, the cat of the zodiac. Unlike most of the Zodiac members for the Souma clan, Kisa’s face was like an open book for her emotions, while the rest were a lot better at masking if need be. In a sense though this was a good thing for the golden haired girl since she was rather on the timid side and hesitant side when it came to asking questions or for help or advice. So if she wasn’t such an open book, she probably wouldn’t’ve been asked what was wrong, which lead to her explaining to the older teen about how she’d just got brought back to this place and how it seemed where she was staying was now vacant/unavailable to stay at since it seemed Yuki wasn’t in wonderland currently either.

Her surprise at his offer for her to stay at his place for the time being was clear as day on her face. The surprised look was more so cause she just hadn’t really expected the offer since she  knew how he felt about the other zodiacs and well she wasn’t particularly close to him compared to others like Haru or Kagura for examples, or so it looked to her, but that was also because until Tohru came into the picture she honestly thought he was a bit scary. Kisa was easily frightened after all, specially when violence was involved which was common place in the souma clan on the inside.. So most of her encounters with him prior to Tohru, were of him being in fights with Yuki or others.

Of course even despite her surprise, she did nod her head with a quiet ‘sure’ in response to the offer. Which is how she ended up walking with him back to his apartment. Which upon entering her surprised expression grew, though this time it was because of how clean  the place looked compared to Yuki’s place here. You could actually walk in the home without shoes on here- there was no trash mountain room either! It surprised her cause due to staying with Yuki during her last trip to wonderland, she figured all guys who lived away from their parents had messy homes.  "Uwaa k..Kyo-nii’s place i.. is really clean, like how onee-chan k..kept shi-oji’s home clean when everyone was staying there b..back home" 

At Kisa’s comment, he huffily inhaled as he shrugged his shoulders. “Believe it or not, but I can be helpful when it comes to doing things around the house. Tohru just always insisted that she did it herself to pay her dues.” He turned over his shoulder and wrinkled his nose as he looked at the girl, thinking of the unpleasant memory from his own visit. “It may not be as good as what she can do, but it’ll definitely be an improvement from the sty that Shigure and ratboy call their home.”

Kyo opened the fridge and leaned into before pulling out the carton of milk. Instinctively, he opened the container and brought it to his lips before he realized the error of his ways. He held up the milk container and shook it lightly, hearing that it was half-filled but that was beside the point. If he was going to have Kisa living here, he needed to stop drinking from the containers like that.

He wiped at his lip and shoved the container back into the fridge before turning towards the Zodiac tiger. “Uh,” he started, furrowing his brows together. “I’ll try to change that habit. I’ll get more tomorrow. For now, just... don’t drink the milk... or the juice,” he quickly added.

He leaned against the corner, propping his chin on his closed fist as he watched the girl. Admittedly, Kyo wasn’t entirely sure how he was supposed to act. He wasn’t really a doting type, and that could have been partially responsible due to his own upraising. But what were things he could do to help her? Maybe, he decided, he would call Tohru later and ask for some advice. And also let her know that Kisa is here.

“So, what stuff do you need? Like you in general.” He was trying his best to not think about this like a situation where he was taking care of an animal because that was definitely not what he was doing. Even if they were both technically animals... “What- what can I do to help you feel more at home?”

[stultxneko]

Birthday Beach Episode |

@riceballhonda​ needs a birthday beach episode

The train jerked as it arrived at the Shoale Beach’s station, and Kyo had to clamp his mouth shut to avoid his motion sickness from becoming anything physical. Swallowing his prior nerves, he glanced out the window at their destination.

The Zodiac Cat, after stupidly missing Tohru’s birthday again, had surprised the girl with an overnight trip to Wonderland’s very own beach. It wasn’t much of a vacation, especially considering Tohru worked at the resort--Kyo, why the hell couldn’t you do anything right--but it still would have been nice for them to spend the time together.

Even if it was alone, he recently realized only minutes before the two boarded the train. He cast a quick glance towards Tohru and felt that familiar awkward flipping in his stomach, and he knew this was a terrible decision. But the excitement of going to the beach--even if he wasn’t the biggest fan of the water--would hopefully try to drown the feelings that he had been holding back for over a year.

“Hey, wake up, we’re here,” Kyo said as he lightly bopped his fist against her forehead. “Didn’t you sleep last night?”

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[the-dancers-spirit-deactivated2]

Because I want to break my own heart

[seina-kurokiba-deactivated20200]

Same

[stultxneko]

A Flurry of Hanahaki |

[stultxneko]

riceballhonda‌:

   Tohru’s face immediately fell to an upset frown at Kyo’s cat form. Not because she was disappointed to see it (he was an adorable kitten), but because she was disappointed she had failed. She knew Kyo hated his zodiac form, and always fell into a sour mood when he accidentally transformed, and in this state she wanted nothing more than for the Souma to feel as comfortable as he possibly could. “I’m so sorry,” The brunette murmured, curling the cat up into her arms, tucking his clothing over her elbows. 

   Standing from the bathroom floor, she stood slowly and carefully, dark eyes watching his transformed face for any signs of discomfort as she moved across the apartment to his room. Gently, the girl laid his folded clothes at the foot of the bed and carefully crawled onto the comforter, the orange creature still tucked safely in her grasp. 

   With Kyo now resting on her lap, laid lightly across her thighs, Tohru ran her fingers through his fur, tousling his ears and flattening her palm against his stomach. He was soft, and her heart ached to hold him closer. “Kyo…” Tohru began, voice wavering and uncertain in the stillness of the room. “Is there… is there anything I can do?” Fingertips smoothed wild fur from the side of his face. He doesn’t deserve this. He deserves to be wanted, to be loved by someone. Tohru’s throat burned, and she attempted to swallow around the lump that was forming. 

For a moment, Kyo could feel himself falling into unconsciousness. It felt like he was floating on thin air that felt so warm. It felt like Kyo was falling through thick water, yet still secured against some impassable fortress. This was comforting, and he forgot about his sudden and strange magical illness. There was only warmth for the him.

Then he started becoming conscious again and he felt a hand pressing against his back and fingers scratching his ears. His heart swelled with warmth at the comfort that blossomed through him and he felt himself purr in response as he released a deep breath.

Kyo’s eyes snapped open and immediately a fire burned his throat raw. He found himself curled on Tohru’s lap, and it was so incredibly warm here. Had she always been this warm? He just wanted to get even comfier and revel in this warmth that he normally wouldn’t be able to experience. It was a bold thought, but maybe it was his fever causing his mind to think crazy things. 

“Water,” he murmured, sighing at the dryness that stirred his throat. “I need... water...” Slowly his eyes closed again as he took a shuddering breath, choking down the rising hairball that was probably littered with familiar petals. I’m sorry, Tohru. For loving you, he thought.

[princeofrats]

Cat and Mouse

[stultxneko]

princeofrats‌:

@stultxneko

    Being back in Wonderland was a blessing to Yuki, while he knew he would miss the others greatly, this was for the best. He was away from Akito and he had no worries on seeing them again, he would have no stress from anyone he knew previously. It was his fresh start all over again. 

    There was even a bonus to being back in Wonderland, and it was that he was finally back with Miss Honda. He had been worried about her while he was back in their world, but now he could keep an eye on her since he couldn’t trust the only down side in wonderland, the stupid cat. Who of course, just happened to be the first person he ran into on his way home.

    “Well…..look what the cat dragged in.”

Work. School. Home. School. Sleep. Homework. Most days Kyo followed the same routine, and it wasn’t daunting or boring or anything of the sort. But it was something that the zodiac cat found himself getting accustomed to. This was a life that he knew he could live. The curse may have loomed over him, but it wasn’t as terrible as it could have been; there was no Akito to remind him of his monstrous self, there were no other Zodiacs to remember Kyo’s eventual fate, and there was no longer that damn ratboy that-

No. it couldn’t be.

Speak of the devil. Kyo turned toward the voice, and the hairs on the back of his neck bristled angrily as he stared at his one-sided rival. “You shut your damn mouth, you damn rat! You’re the one who was dragged back here by your stupid scruffy tail!”

[coolestcatcher]

You Again! || Miyuki & Kyo

[stultxneko]

coolestcatcher‌:

@stultxneko​

Miyuki didn’t have many close friends growing up. It’s probably because his personality of being brutally honest and blunt wasn’t something that was very endearing. However, he was lucky to have a few good close friends. Kyo Sohma was one of them. He met him by chance one day during a baseball game in middle school. Miyuki’s team was at Kyo’s school for a game. Miyuki didn’t meet him at the game but afterwards. 

Miyuki was staying back after the game purely because he lost his keychain that his dad had gave him for good luck. It wasn’t much but it meant a lot to him. He still has it on him to this day. It was a little keychain with a glove, bat and baseball on it with also a small silver charm of his initials K.M on it. He always kept it on his baseball bag for good luck. Thankfully it was returned to him by a small orange hair boy who was sitting around near the field probably looking for its owner.

Miyuki was so happy he couldn’t help but hug the boy for his appreciation for finding it. They instantly started talking, eventually exchanged numbers and quickly became close friends. They would often spend time after school together just playing catch or Kyo teaching him a move he had just learn from his dojo. Miyuki really trusted this boy. He would tell him stuff he doesn’t tell anyone else but one day things changed. Kyo basically told him to leave him alone which basically made Miyuki stop talking to him and avoid him all together. He didn’t understand what changed but he didn’t push it. Maybe he should have.

Today Miyuki was walking to his dorm from baseball practice when low and behold a familiar orange hair male was near the school’s gym which so happens to be near the field. He knew he had to pass the gym to get to the dorms so it was practically impossible not to be seen. Still Miyuki hoped if he just went with the crowd he wouldn’t be noticed. Unfortunately for him that wasn’t case.

 As he followed the crowd of students he accidentally gets pushed into someone. “Oh sor-” Miyuki starts to say until he realized that the person he had bumped into wasn’t just anyone other than the so-called person he was trying to avoid. Kyo Sohma.

Well crap.

Friends weren’t common for Kyo Souma. The zodiac cat tried to steer clear from any type of relationship because he knew that they would eventually be mute. What good were relationships if you were destined to be locked up for the remainder of you life? 

Yet, after a gentle shove from his guardian, Kyo had taken the chance to be less curt towards others when he was in middle school, and that was how he met Miyuki Kazuya. Of course the orange-haired male had been apprehensive, but he remembered Kazuma’s words, so he went along with it. And soon, Kyo found himself finding a friend. But then, it had been a while since they talked. Strange enough, he couldn’t entirely remember why.

But he still remembered Miyuki. Or at least when there was something to remind him about the baseball player. Such as know, when Kyo felt someone roughly shove into him, the downside to crowds that he tried to avoid. He went to say something, knowing it probably wasn’t the guys fault and some people were pushier than others, but he froze for a split second.

Kyo blinked. “Miyuki Kazuya?” he questioned, testing the memory of the name on his tongue. It had been so long that it was strange. And it was even more strange because they were both here in Wonderland. “Uh- how’’ve you been?”

Smooth and nonchalant. After all, what else did you say to someone that you hadn’t talked to in years?

[stultxneko]

“This is for the mirror, you big fat reflective nasty ass bitch” -Gokudera

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

@bombaditempesta

“Who the hell do you think you are, asshole? I haven’t seen you before, nor do I want to see your fucking psycho ass.”

“But if you wanna fight, then I’ll fucking fight!”

[stultxneko]

No one: Kyo: Don’t fuck with the pusspu- I mean cat boy

[stultxneko]

“Do you ever wanna talk about your feelings at the police department?” - tohru

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

@riceballhonda

“Tohru, who the fuck wants to talk about their feelings at the police department? I’m outta this bitch. You coming?”

[stultxneko]

“Who the fuck calls ‘laundry sauce’ detergent?”

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

"I don’t fucking know. But if I ever find out, I’m making them guzzle their damn laundry sauce.”

[stultxneko]

“…I’m gay. Please leave me alone”

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

“I’m not gonna leave you alone because you’re gay! This is fucking 2020, bitch.”

[stultxneko]

“Does puss puss be cuck?”

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUSS PUSS, YOU LIMP NOODLE?”

“FUCK OFF!”