stumbling fantasies

"we live in our fantasies and endure our realities." -robert anton wilson

[teathattast]

lämp time

[toastbutteregg]

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[spitecho]

[amazoogle]

trends

[ruinedchildhood]

[niggazinmoscow]

This is what every mayor should be doing.

[heymrsamerica]

Look at the people who oppose this type of shit v. who is trying to implement it.

You’ll notice something🙂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

What?!

[telltaletypist]

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn't know who oprah is

[bug-pasta]

[ringsides]

okay i’ll bite. what’s therapy

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[bluelivesaintshit]

Former girl scouts: yeah idk it just kinda seemed like house wife training

Former boy scouts: yeah it was basically lord of the flies with a homophobic youth pastor. One time we [most fucked up story you've ever heard]

[prof-grace-aspen]

Idk what girl scouts OP was in but ours learned archery, canoeing, surfing, hiking, and rope tying...

[circeswife]

not to be horny on main but i’m a big slut for thunderstorms

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

[coral]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out